| December 9th, 2004 02:24 PM |
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| Lavendar |
Are you running for OffIce? You've got my many votes! Ocean swimming! |
| December 9th, 2004 02:30 PM |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
I'm glad you brought that up.
I am, indeed, running for the office of All-Being, Master of Time, Space, and Dimension.
Thank you for your many votes.
If you elect me All-Being I will make all the mean people live in Antartica with the penguins. Anyone caught eating a penguin or fondling a penguin will suffer complete atomic reversal!! Every atom in their body will instantly explode at the speed of light.
I will also provide cold fusion technology.
Vote here for me! |
| December 9th, 2004 02:34 PM |
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| Snappy McJack |
quote:
Sir Stonesalot wrote:
I'm glad you brought that up.
I am, indeed, running for the office of All-Being, Master of Time, Space, and Dimension.
Thank you for your many votes.
If you elect me All-Being I will make all the mean people live in Antartica with the penguins. Anyone caught eating a penguin or fondling a penguin will suffer complete atomic reversal!! Every atom in their body will instantly explode at the speed of light.
I will also provide cold fusion technology.
Vote here for me!
Does she walk? Does she talk?
Does she come complete?
My homeroom homeroom angel
Always pulled me from my seat
She was pure like snowflakes
No one could ever stain
The memory of my angel
Could never cause me pain
Years go by I'm lookin' through a girly magazine
And there's my homeroom angel on the pages in-between
CHORUS:
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is the centerfold
Angel is the centerfold
(Repeat)
Slipped me notes under the desk
While I was thinkin' about her dress
I was shy I turned away
Before she caught my eye
I was shakin' in my shoes
Whenever she flashed those baby-blues
Something had a hold on me
When angel passed close by
Those soft and fuzzy sweaters
Too magical to touch
Too see her in that negligee
Is really just too much
CHORUS
It's okay I understand
This ain't no never-never land
I hope that when this issue's gone
I'll see you when your clothes are on
Take you car, Yes we will
We'll take your car and drive it
We'll take it to a motel room
And take 'em off in private
A part of me has just been ripped
The pages from my mind are stripped
Oh no, I can't deny it
Oh yea, I guess I gotta buy it!
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| December 9th, 2004 02:55 PM |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
You are very close to total atomic reversal.
How do you feel about penguins? |
| December 9th, 2004 02:57 PM |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
quote:
Sir Stonesalot wrote:
How do you feel about penguins?
Opus Rules! |
| December 9th, 2004 03:32 PM |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
Opus is dead.
But if I am elected All-Being I will make sure that Opus returns, better than ever! |
| December 9th, 2004 04:30 PM |
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| gypsy |
I vote for SS. |
| December 9th, 2004 04:35 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
gypsy wrote:
I vote for SS.
" UNEASY STREET "
" On Easy St last night
The devil offered me a deal
He said, come on and take what you'd like,
And later tell me how you feel
So I looked up all around
On this uneasy street
I'd have been happy if I had found
something simple to eat
But just as he asked me Maureen walked past
I said, Mr. Devil, she is so refined.
He said, I tricked you little brother
I tricked you little brother
That tricky little mother is mine.
I wish I was as good as I look
I wish I was that good
I wish I was as good as I look
Wish I could be that good
It was too late for me
I'd just set eyes on my heart's ideal
I was in ecstasy I was up and ready to steal
So I looked up all around on this uneasy street
I kept on looking until I found the prints of my beloved's feet
I kept up the chase 'til I looked right in her face
I said, My darling you have angel's eyes
She said to this little brother
You knew little brother
This is just his still mother's disguise
I wish I was as good as I look
I wish I was that good
I wish I was as good as I look wish I could be that good
I just could not believe someone so beautiful could not be pure
I prayed for some reprieve I had to save her from the Devil's lure
But I guess the Devil was bound to win
On this uneasy street
I had to know what was beneath her skin
I had to face up to the Devil's heat
But I didn't have to ask
she just took off her mask
In a second it was clear to see
He said, I tricked you little brother
I tricked you little brother
This tricky little mother...is me.
Is me
Is me
I wish I was as good as I look I wish I was that good
I wish I was as good as I look wish I could be that good
I tricked you little brother.
yeah yeah
I tricked you little brother...................."
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| December 9th, 2004 04:45 PM |
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| Snappy McJack |
quote:
Sir Stonesalot wrote:
You are very close to total atomic reversal.
How do you feel about penguins?
Close to atomic reversal? Shit, if that's the case, where you do lie in the spectrum? If I'm a 1 on the scale you gots'ta be 'bout a fitty (50).
Penguins? Hmm -- I don't think about them too much. I don't have anything against them. However, can you tell me -- exactly how do you FEEL a penguin? Do you like to caress 'em first, or go for the gold right away?
No, no buddy; this boy ain't close to atomic reversal. Your punk-ass is close to anal sex with said penguins, though!
So, I ask you -- HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT PENGUINS?
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| December 9th, 2004 04:56 PM |
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| gypsy |
quote:
Snappy McJack wrote:
Close to atomic reversal? Shit, if that's the case, where you do lie in the spectrum? If I'm a 1 on the scale you gots'ta be 'bout a fitty (50).
Penguins? Hmm -- I don't think about them too much. I don't have anything against them. However, can you tell me -- exactly how do you FEEL a penguin? Do you like to caress 'em first, or go for the gold right away?
No, no buddy; this boy ain't close to atomic reversal. Your punk-ass is close to anal sex with said penguins, though!
So, I ask you -- HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT PENGUINS?
What? Don't tell me you haven't seen the video of SS and a penguin. You must not have been on that tree. |
| December 9th, 2004 05:02 PM |
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| Snappy McJack |
Hell no! The one's with the IPS were enough, I tell ya! |
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