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Topic: I have to poop, keep voting. Return to archive
December 9th, 2004 02:19 PM
Sir Stonesalot I'll be back in a little while because I have to go poop now.

Keep voting in all the polls.

Like P Diddly said...vote or die.

You don't want P Diddly and his Crue to kill you, do you?

Vote yes or no here!

I vote NO!
December 9th, 2004 02:21 PM
Trey Krimsin Don't forget the Altoids Ass Mints!


Available in Peppermint, Spearmint, and Cinnamon flavors.
December 9th, 2004 02:23 PM
Nellcote SS, take some deep breaths, this too will pass.
December 9th, 2004 02:23 PM
Snappy McJack
quote:
Trey Krimsin wrote:
Don't forget the Altoids Ass Mints!


Available in Peppermint, Spearmint, and Cinnamon flavors.



Voice-over:

"Also, for a limited time, Fudge flavor -- for those of you who just need the chocolate!"
December 9th, 2004 02:24 PM
LadyJane WTF is going on here???

--SS totally lost his mind?

--SS been kidnapped and brainwashed by gorda?

--SS drunk?

--SS finally nailed gypsy??

--All of the above???

LJ.
December 9th, 2004 02:25 PM
Sir Stonesalot Hey, these Depends things are pretty cool!

This is the first time that I have ever posted whilst sitting in a diaper full of my own excrement.

That Joey fellow might be onto something.
December 9th, 2004 02:26 PM
Nellcote Someone has taken over his posting
The ridilin is kicking in
W has sent agents to infiltrate his being
Bono has come calling
He has just won a concert at his house with Aerosmith
News @ 11P
December 9th, 2004 02:26 PM
stewed & Keefed Are you ill ?
December 9th, 2004 02:53 PM
Sir Stonesalot Am I ill???

The better question is....are YOU ill??

Just a simple yes or no.
December 9th, 2004 02:54 PM
gimmekeef After shitting all over this board how could you still have to poop?
December 9th, 2004 02:56 PM
egon SS for president of the world!!!!
December 9th, 2004 03:01 PM
Ten Thousand Motels
quote:
gimmekeef wrote:
After shitting all over this board how could you still have to poop?



OUCH!
December 9th, 2004 03:34 PM
Sir Stonesalot Hey!

That one guy was being mean to me.

Mean people suck.

And are gross.

And retarded.

And anything else bad.
December 9th, 2004 03:36 PM
Joey

For My Bestest Buddy S.S. :

www.xxxhardcore.ws/danni-ashe
December 9th, 2004 03:37 PM
glencar She's a lezzie!
December 9th, 2004 03:38 PM
Joey
quote:
glencar wrote:
She's a lezzie!



Agreed ! ( see Stevie Nicks )


www.hot-naked-celebrities-movies.com/Danni_Ashe.html






..............................................
[Edited by Joey]
December 9th, 2004 03:40 PM
not bound to please
quote:
Joey wrote:


Agreed ! ( see Stevie Nicks )


www.hot-naked-celebrities-movies.com/Danni_Ashe.html






..............................................
[Edited by Joey]



Hi Joey.
December 9th, 2004 03:44 PM
Joey
quote:
not bound to please wrote:


Hi Joey.




Lambchop ........................................

I just want to grab that bathetic , pathetic little Avatar of yours and literally RAM that damn thing so far up me arse that I can taste the following :

50 % Rayon
40 % Polyester
10 % cotton ( pseudo )



December 9th, 2004 03:46 PM
not bound to please
quote:
Joey wrote:



Lambchop ........................................

I just want to grab that bathetic , pathetic little Avatar of yours and literally RAM that damn thing so far up me arse that I can taste the following :

50 % Rayon
40 % Polyester
10 % cotton ( pseudo )







I am 100% cashmere you peasant!

Middle Eastern food tonight for Lamby!
December 9th, 2004 03:53 PM
Joey
quote:
not bound to please wrote:


I am 100% cashmere you peasant!

Middle Eastern food tonight for Lamby!




Leftover BBQ Chicken Breasts for The Joey tonight .

Can Y- Y- Y- you s- s- s- s- say .....U- U- U- Uncake ?!?!


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Jacky !
December 9th, 2004 04:02 PM
not bound to please
quote:
Joey wrote:



Leftover BBQ Chicken Breasts for The Joey tonight .

Can Y- Y- Y- you s- s- s- s- say .....U- U- U- Uncake ?!?!


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Jacky !



Joey - your dietary habits are utterly appalling. Am I going to have to start uncaking your arteries as well?
December 9th, 2004 04:05 PM
Joey
quote:
not bound to please wrote:


Joey - your dietary habits are utterly appalling. Am I going to have to start uncaking your arteries as well?



Perhaps that is why I'm feeling so sluggish these days ................. Joey feels sleepy ..............must take ' nap nap ' under desk for awhile .

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz !

" Grab the Bone Saw Ronnie ! "

Cassie !

December 9th, 2004 04:23 PM
gypsy Do you think Suge Knight could beat P Diddy in the boxing ring?
Vote yes or no right here!
December 9th, 2004 04:55 PM
Snappy McJack
quote:
gypsy wrote:
Do you think Suge Knight could beat P Diddy in the boxing ring?
Vote yes or no right here!



Yes, but...

What kind of question is that? Are you high? Horny? Suge could light up a fat cigar and still pound Sean Combs into the ground. Suges hands could probably ring around Poof Doody's waste.

He would hang him over a balcony like he did Vanilla Ice. When I heard about that I cracked up.
December 9th, 2004 08:30 PM
Trey Krimsin Suge Knight could powerbomb Piss Daddy Diddy Doo through the floor ten times, and then hang him from a balcony as a holiday ornament. And it would be on Pay-Per-View TV. Fifty dollars for the special event!


Sponsored by Altoids Ass Mints.
December 10th, 2004 09:36 AM
Joey
quote:
gypsy wrote:
Do you think Suge Knight could beat P Diddy in the boxing ring?
Vote yes or no right here!




I really have no idea ..............but I just took a MASSIVE dump in preparation for " ALL FOURS " later on this evening .

After tonight , " Cafe' Hostess Jill " will be referred to as ....... " THE SOURCE " !!!

" Stones Rule You PUNK , PUNK , PUNK ASS BASTARDS ! "


JACKY ! ™
December 10th, 2004 06:40 PM
gypsy
quote:
Snappy McJack wrote:


Yes, but...

What kind of question is that? Are you high? Horny? Suge could light up a fat cigar and still pound Sean Combs into the ground. Suges hands could probably ring around Poof Doody's waste.

He would hang him over a balcony like he did Vanilla Ice. When I heard about that I cracked up.



A little high. Yes. But just trying to shake things up around here.
December 10th, 2004 06:52 PM
Snappy McJack Alrighty. That's cool.

Hey Gypsy -- is the guy with the D.A.R.E shirt in that "Pool Table" picture Joey?

Please -- I's Just's Got's Ta Know.





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