December 6th, 2004 01:29 PM |
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As I told you, last Wedesday my beloved dog "Monster" a 14lb Tzi Tzu, was groomed. Typically, he does scractch his ass by gringing it against my marble floors for a few hrs afterwards, but this was lasting several days and something just didn't seem right. Thanks to Gypsy's suggestion that his annal glands may have been clogged, I rushed him in to the Vet at 8:33 A.M. saturday morning and sure enough, the Vet diagnosed it immediately as Gyspy predicted. The vet proceeded to insert his finger in Monsters anus ans was able to secrete the annal juice build up so it flowed out while I lovingly held my baby with assistance from the nurse. The vet then gave him an injection in the rear area of an anti-inflamatory to reduce the annal gland swelling. Monster is doing much better now and thanks to Gypsy, he avoided further pain. Thanks very much!!!
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December 6th, 2004 01:36 PM |
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Riffhard |
Thanks Josh! For just about causing me to lose my lunch!
Riffhard |
December 6th, 2004 01:47 PM |
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Joey |
" ...........his annal ( sic ) glands may have been clogged, I rushed him in to the Vet at 8:33 A.M. saturday morning and sure enough, the Vet diagnosed it immediately as Gyspy predicted. The vet proceeded to insert his finger in Monsters anus ans ( incredible sic ) was able to secrete the annal ( Jesus , ...another friggin sic ) juice build up so it flowed out while I lovingly held my baby with assistance from the nurse. The vet then gave him an injection in the rear area of an anti-inflamatory ( sic ...sic ...sic ... I give up ) to reduce the annal ( *** BLANK ' sic ' STARE *** ) gland swelling. Monster is doing much better now and thanks to Gypsy, he avoided further pain. Thanks very much!!! "
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December 6th, 2004 03:03 PM |
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gypsy |
I'm glad Monster feels better, jb.
Joey, you shouldn't make fun...you have the same problem...but at least you can call Lamby for an uncaking...poor little Monster is just a dog--he can't talk. |
December 6th, 2004 03:04 PM |
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Joey |
quote: gypsy wrote:
I'm glad Monster feels better, jb.
Joey, you shouldn't make fun...you have the same problem...but at least you can call Lamby for an uncaking...poor little Monster is just a dog--he can't talk.
Thank You for wearing mesh Gypsy !
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December 6th, 2004 04:16 PM |
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LadyJane |
Glad the doggie is better josh. Now..ahem..how about those Buffalo Bills????
LJ. |
December 6th, 2004 04:22 PM |
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gypsy |
How 'bout those Sooners! Goin' to the Orange Bowl! Yes! I do believe I predicted it back in September. |
December 6th, 2004 04:30 PM |
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jb |
quote: LadyJane wrote:
Glad the doggie is better josh. Now..ahem..how about those Buffalo Bills????
LJ.
Exciting game....thought we had ya, but the better team won. |
December 6th, 2004 04:41 PM |
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gypsy |
Yeah, whatever. Let's get back to Monster's ass now. jb, did he seem really relieved when all that built up residue came shooting out of his ass? |
December 6th, 2004 04:41 PM |
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Joey |
Happy Hanukkah tomorrow everyone !
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December 6th, 2004 04:43 PM |
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gypsy |
quote: Joey wrote:
Happy Hanukkah tomorrow everyone !
It's refreshing to know that Monster will be having a good Hannukah! |
December 6th, 2004 04:59 PM |
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telecaster |
Congratulations on reaching the 5k milestone. You are a delightful young lady with a great sense of humor and an outstanding world class rack.
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December 6th, 2004 05:02 PM |
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Joey |
It's refreshing to know that Gypsy will be wearing fresh mesh and lace tomorrow !
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December 6th, 2004 05:05 PM |
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gypsy |
quote: Joey wrote:
It's refreshing to know that Gypsy will be wearing fresh mesh and lace tomorrow !
joey, are you going to buy me a variety pack of mesh crop tops for Christmas? |
December 6th, 2004 05:10 PM |
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Joey |
quote: gypsy wrote:
joey, are you going to buy me a variety pack of mesh crop tops for Christmas?
Yes , that and a " Christams Pack " of thongs .
Mesh , Lace and Thongs --- just what Santa ordered |
December 6th, 2004 05:14 PM |
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telecaster |
joey. Give us some details on the company Christmas Party
or "Holiday Party"
Did you make an ass of yourself again like last year?
Was it open bar?
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December 6th, 2004 05:17 PM |
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gypsy |
quote: telecaster wrote:
joey. Give us some details on the company Christmas Party
or "Holiday Party"
Did you make an ass of yourself again like last year?
Was it open bar?
Oh! I totally forgot about the company Christmas Party.
Details, joey, details! |
December 6th, 2004 05:17 PM |
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Joey |
quote: telecaster wrote:
joey. Give us some details on the company Christmas Party
or "Holiday Party"
Did you make an ass of yourself again like last year?
Was it open bar?
It bit !!!! .. The party was at " Fox & Hound " ( A Chain Bar / Restaurant )
First two drinks were on the Company and then that was it !!!
{ WTF !?!?! }
No tele ...........I didn't barf right in front of the " Manager's Table " like last year .
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December 6th, 2004 05:21 PM |
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gypsy |
quote: Joey wrote:
It bit !!!! .. The party was at " Fox & Hound " ( A Chain Bar / Restaurant )
First two drinks were on the Company and then that was it !!!
{ WTF !?!?! }
No tele ...........I didn't barf right in front of the " Manager's Table " like last year .
Those cheap bastards! They didn't even give you a cheesy tree ornament adorned w/ the company logo?
You should have taken Lamby with you, and held an uncaking session on the "Manager's Table." |
December 7th, 2004 09:37 AM |
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LadyJane |
quote: jb wrote:
Exciting game....thought we had ya, but the better team won.
Agreed, my Floridian friend. Great game. Phins looked good, I'll give you that.
LJ.
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December 7th, 2004 10:01 AM |
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jb |
Monster is doing much better...took about 24hrs after the anal secretions were drained and the anti-inflamatory reduced the swelling of the anal glands. Not having many friends(because of jealousy) aside from my family, my dog is the primary source of affection in my life. If something were to happen to him, I don't feel i could go on. I was so upset about his condition, that last thursday, for the first time in years, I started to drink again....I went through a special edition "single barrel" 750ml bottle of Jack Daniels while popping an old prescription of Clonopin...and ya no what-I felt fucking great!!!! Anyway, the wife put an end to that debauchery quickly and now that Monster is better, I feel a little bit more under control. Thanks again Gypsy...you are a delightful young woman with a great sense of humor..
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December 7th, 2004 11:39 AM |
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Joey |
" I was so upset about his condition, that last thursday, for the first time in years, I started to drink again...."
<-------- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
" I went through a special edition "single barrel" 750ml bottle of Jack Daniels while popping an old prescription of Clonopin...and ya no what-I felt fucking great!!!! "
Then the worm has certainly turned for you my Joshy !
" Feeling good is good enough Ronnie ! "
Joey " CPT " Elias ! |
December 7th, 2004 11:54 AM |
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telecaster |
jb did you dress up Monster again in the Jewish outfit this year for Halloween that I pointed out to you?
Can you post a pic?
My dingbat girlfriend dressed up our yellow lab (adopted from shelter)in a "Genie" outfit
Total failure
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December 7th, 2004 11:57 AM |
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Joey |
Happy Hanukkah Everybody !
J !!!
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December 7th, 2004 11:59 AM |
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jb |
Tonight Monster gets dressed up in his Chanukkah outfit. I also bought him a new doll!!! |
December 7th, 2004 12:08 PM |
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Joey |
quote: jb wrote:
Tonight Monster gets dressed up in his Chanukkah outfit. I also bought him a new doll!!!
I asked my family if they would all chip in and buy me one of those " Real Dolls " that you see on HBO's Special Presentation Series : " Pornucopia " for Christmas .
W- W- W- W- What ?!?! ......Oh , sure ! :
http://www.hbo.com/docs/programs/pornucopia/index.html |
December 7th, 2004 02:27 PM |
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gypsy |
This thread rocks.
joey, remember they played that '50's song "Party Doll" during the Real Doll segment? And that couple that looked normal were having a threesome with their Real Doll? God, that was funny. Real Doll is pretty expensive...I can't remember how much. I think only jb can afford it.
jb, I'm not jealous of you...just envious of your success. |
December 7th, 2004 02:34 PM |
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jb |
I find the "Swan" very interesting. Do you think they will ever feature a Jewish "swan" or have all jewish woman already been under the knife. Joey can always be our "swan".... |
December 7th, 2004 02:35 PM |
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telecaster |
quote: jb wrote:
Tonight Monster gets dressed up in his Chanukkah outfit. I also bought him a new doll!!!
http://www.newmoanyeah.com/2004-plugs/010504_doggie_shalom.php
Is this the one jb? |
December 7th, 2004 02:46 PM |
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jb |
That's it!!!! It's hard for the yamulka to stay on his head!!! |