| 5th December 2007 05:38 PM |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
Groupie: 'Jagger Gives the Best Head'
radaronline.com
Dec 5, 2007
How much would you pay to find out how good Mick Jagger is at giving head?
Currently for sale on eBay is the unpublished memoir of Cherry Vanilla (real name: Kathy Dorritie), who used her position as David Bowie's publicist to sleep with almost every notable musician and scenester in the '70s. The first line: "Today I got so horney [sic] just thinking about [former Chicago frontman] Robert Lamm that I fucked myself three times in a row with my brush handles."
Other notable passages ...
• "Claudia told me that Mick gives incredible head—'The Best'—and when you stay with him he brings you juice in the morning and asks you how you've slept."
• "Bobby [Keyes, Rolling Stones sax player] talked me into giving him head again before I left. I'm so easy really—just show me some musician meat and I'm hooked."
• "Last night was probably the all-time high in my groupie career so far. I mean, I did it ... Uhn hum [sic]. I got him—The Master to Time and Space himself, Mr. Leon Russell. Far out, huh, I mean this means I can do anything."
• [Accompanied by three members of Joe Cocker's Mad Dogs and Englishmen] "We went back to Pete's room at the hotel and staged what shall go down in history as 'The Great Gramercy Park Tequila Orgy of 1971.' They tied my wrists and ankles to the four corners of the bed and stuck their big hot organs in my mouth and my cunt and they had their way with me."
All this and more for (as of post time) just $71
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| 5th December 2007 05:52 PM |
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| pdog |
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| 5th December 2007 06:39 PM |
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| Dan |
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
All this and more for (as of post time) just $71
Sounds good but first I am going to have to see a pic |
| 5th December 2007 07:27 PM |
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| Riffhard |
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Dan wrote:
Sounds good but first I am going to have to see a pic
Here ya go Dan-O. Not bad,huh?
Before.
On second thought....
After.
Riffy |
| 5th December 2007 08:36 PM |
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| pdog |
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Riffy
I'd fuck her just so I could say I fucked a legless two headed purple penis eater! |
| 5th December 2007 08:54 PM |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
• [Accompanied by three members of Joe Cocker's Mad Dogs and Englishmen] "We went back to Pete's room at the hotel and staged what shall go down in history as 'The Great Gramercy Park Tequila Orgy of 1971.' They tied my wrists and ankles to the four corners of the bed and stuck their big hot organs in my mouth and my cunt and they had their way with me."
Now seriously, is this how the typical Englishman behaves himself when he travels abroad???? 
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| 5th December 2007 10:13 PM |
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| M.O.W.A.T. |
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Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
Now seriously, is this how the typical Englishman behaves himself when he travels abroad????
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Perhaps this is how he behaves when he is travelling on a broad. |
| 6th December 2007 03:09 AM |
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| open-g |
quote:Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
• [Accompanied by three members of Joe Cocker's Mad Dogs and Englishmen] "We went back to Pete's room at the hotel and staged what shall go down in history as 'The Great Gramercy Park Tequila Orgy of 1971.' They tied my wrists and ankles to the four corners of the bed and stuck their big hot organs in my mouth and my cunt and they had their way with me."
No wonder they're called joe COCKER's MAd Dogs and Englishmen |
| 6th December 2007 08:56 AM |
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| SweetVirginia |
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Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
• "Claudia told me that Mick gives incredible head—'The Best'—and when you stay with him he brings you juice in the morning and asks you how you've slept."
That's what David Bowie said, too.
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| 6th December 2007 11:04 AM |
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| open-g |
Hmm, come to think of it - gives the word "Headmaster" a new meaning.
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| 6th December 2007 11:59 AM |
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| glencar |
I guess these aging groupies have less dignity than even Hillary Clinton at this point! |
| 7th December 2007 05:10 AM |
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| corgi37 |
Ann Coulter is a man!
And Michelle Malkin wishes she was one!
P.S. Rudy goes both ways. |
| 7th December 2007 02:12 PM |
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| gimmekeef |
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glencar wrote:
I guess these aging groupies have less dignity than even Hillary Clinton at this point!
Thats not fair..Hillary's never fucked or blown a man.... |
| 8th December 2007 11:08 AM |
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| steel driving hammer |
Love my baby ninety nine degrees, that mama got a pistol, laid it down on me...
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