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Topic: Mick Jagger eats avocados and berries to make himself more fertile Return to archive Page: 1 2
2nd December 2007 12:30 AM
Nellcote Rolling Stones legend Sir Mick Jagger has taken to a new diet of avocados and goji berries in order to make himself more fertile.

Jagger, 64, is reportedly so desperate to have a baby with his long-term girlfriend L’Wren Scott he has completely changed his diet.

According to reports, the ‘Start Me Up’ star has included large quantities of avocados into his diet- which the Aztecs believed improve men’s sex lives and prowess; and drinks a glass of goji berry juice - dubbed ‘Fruit Viagra’ - every day.

One litre of goji berry juice can cost up to $60 - and is said to contain life-enhancing properties following reports of a Chinese man who drank a glass everyday & lived to be 250.

Laurie Morse, a nutrition expert, is quoted as saying: “Nutrition is our body’s fuel - therefore, it is not optional that we provide our system with proper nutrients, if we are to enjoy health, balance and fertility.

“When trying to conceive, we must shift our perspective from short-term, taste bud gratification to nutritional choices that provide preventative and long-term internal health and support.”

Mick already has SEVEN children - Karis, 37, with ex-girlfriend Marsha Hunt, Jade, 36, with first wife Bianca Jagger, two daughters, Elizabeth, 23, and Georgia, 14, and two sons, James, 21, and Gabriel, 10, with his second wife Jerry Hall

http://www.showbizspy.com/2007/12/01/mick-jagger-eats-avocados-and-berries-to-make-himself-more-fertile/

mmm goji berries, not the type of thing whole foods carries, I'm pretty sure...
2nd December 2007 12:50 AM
pdog Someone needs to tell him no amount of fruit and vegetables will help him get his trannie giant girlfriend pregnant.
2nd December 2007 12:52 AM
Nellcote Giantress.
Makes him look all Roman Polanski'ed
He can do much better, he can have anyone.
2nd December 2007 12:59 AM
sirmoonie A steady diet of fruits, vegetables, and a boat load of booze one night, should do it.
2nd December 2007 01:03 AM
pdog I wouldn't fuck him, with her dick!
2nd December 2007 01:11 AM
sirmoonie She is not a very attractive person. You could spiral cut a ham with a face like that.
2nd December 2007 01:43 AM
Sioux
quote:
sirmoonie wrote:
She is not a very attractive person. You could spiral cut a ham with a face like that.



That is TOOO funny!
2nd December 2007 12:45 PM
Dino37
quote:
Sioux wrote:


That is TOOO funny!




Sadly is was not.

Borrowed material from eons ago.

Such posting is in great part responsible or this board's demise. Uneducated adoration further deepens the recession.

Focus people!
2nd December 2007 01:15 PM
sirmoonie
quote:
Dino37 wrote:



Sadly is was not.

Borrowed material from eons ago.

Such posting is in great part responsible or this board's demise. Uneducated adoration further deepens the recession.

Focus people!


Find one instance, ever, where I have borrowed material from anyone. And since I made that up drinking last night, I doubt I even borrowed it from myself.

You're not making it. You just aren't. Maybe in a year or so, but not now. You will have to try sidekick status for a while. There are a couple of nitwits running around here, I can assign you to. Let me send some PMs, and I'll get back to you, ploughboy.
2nd December 2007 01:26 PM
gypsy
quote:
sirmoonie wrote:

Find one instance, ever, where I have borrowed material from anyone. And since I made that up drinking last night, I doubt I even borrowed it from myself.

You're not making it. You just aren't. Maybe in a year or so, but not now. You will have to try sidekick status for a while. There are a couple of nitwits running around here, I can assign you to. Let me send some PMs, and I'll get back to you, ploughboy.



Save yourself the time. As your healthcare professional/entrepreneur/oil wrestler, I advise you to spend any free time you have today getting drunk.
I believe Dino has already established himself as pdog's sidekick.
2nd December 2007 01:45 PM
Dino37
quote:
gypsy wrote:


Save yourself the time. As your healthcare professional/entrepreneur/oil wrestler, I advise you to spend any free time you have today getting drunk.
I believe Dino has already established himself as pdog's sidekick.



Oil wrestler?

Fascinating!

Not midgets I hope...
2nd December 2007 01:48 PM
Dino37
quote:
sirmoonie wrote:

Find one instance, ever, where I have borrowed material from anyone. And since I made that up drinking last night, I doubt I even borrowed it from myself.

You're not making it. You just aren't. Maybe in a year or so, but not now. You will have to try sidekick status for a while. There are a couple of nitwits running around here, I can assign you to. Let me send some PMs, and I'll get back to you, ploughboy.



Your anger betrays your guilt.

I was told you had potential but your insecurities prevent you from reaching beyond marginal status. You, much like the board, are in ever-increasing decline.

Sadly this appears all too true...


2nd December 2007 02:00 PM
pdog
quote:
gypsy wrote:

Dino has already established himself as pdog's sidekick.




Did you know how deep this would cut?
2nd December 2007 02:07 PM
LadyJane
quote:
pdog wrote:


Did you know how deep this would cut?



Who is this Dino character aka the self appointed Posting Critic???

Obnoxious newbie
or
Regular with Alias.

You decide.

LJ.
2nd December 2007 02:10 PM
Fiji Joe Dino's rant...starting at 6:22 (or 3:37 remaining)...His secret plan revealed...skinny motherfucker climbing down a fire escape with 19 colored TVs on his back




[Edited by Fiji Joe]
2nd December 2007 02:13 PM
Dino37
quote:
LadyJane wrote:


Who is this Dino character aka the self appointed Posting Critic???

Obnoxious newbie
or
Regular with Alias.

You decide.

LJ.



I already decided for all of you days ago.

You will be given a second chance because of your very cool Keith avatar when he was the epitomy of cool.

Keith would be quite dismayed at the degree of utter lameness this board has degenerated into in recent months.

He deserves better...
2nd December 2007 02:14 PM
pdog
quote:
LadyJane wrote:


Who is this Dino character aka the self appointed Posting Critic???

Obnoxious newbie
or
Regular with Alias.

You decide.

LJ.




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2nd December 2007 02:16 PM
Dino37
quote:
Dino37 wrote:


I already decided for all of you days ago.

You will be given a second chance because of your very cool Keith avatar when he was the epitomy of cool.

Keith would be quite dismayed at the degree of utter lameness this board has degenerated into in recent months.

He deserves better...

2nd December 2007 02:19 PM
pdog
quote:
Dino37 wrote:


I already decided for all of you days ago.

You will be given a second chance because of your very cool Keith avatar when he was the epitomy of cool.

Keith would be quite dismayed at the degree of utter lameness this board has degenerated into in recent months.

He deserves better...




megalomania, pity, speaking for Keith and insults... This post blows dead monkeys!

2nd December 2007 02:20 PM
LadyJane
quote:
Dino37 wrote:




Very lame.
Quoting one's self with no message.
You should know better.

Here.
Use this as your new avatar



LJ.
2nd December 2007 02:26 PM
pdog I know who Dino is, with pretty much 99% certainty.
2nd December 2007 02:44 PM
Dino37
quote:
pdog wrote:



megalomania, pity, speaking for Keith and insults... This post blows dead monkeys!





Excellent! You are growing more capable of discerning quality from less than!

Hope is not yet lost...
2nd December 2007 02:48 PM
Ten Thousand Motels
quote:
sirmoonie wrote:
Find one instance, ever, where I have borrowed material from anyone.



2nd December 2007 02:50 PM
gypsy
quote:
pdog wrote:
I know who Dino is, with pretty much 99% certainty.



tele?
2nd December 2007 02:54 PM
Dino37
quote:
gypsy wrote:


tele?



There is a succinct quality to your posting that is both appreciated and needed in this place.

I sense ability in you...
[Edited by Dino37]
2nd December 2007 04:25 PM
Starbuck
quote:
quote:
LadyJane wrote:


Who is this Dino character aka the self appointed Posting Critic???

Obnoxious newbie
or
Regular with Alias.

You decide.

LJ.




Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket


ouch! my own material used against me!

dino is clearly a disgruntled regular...or perhaps a pathetic freakshow returned....

lambie???
2nd December 2007 04:31 PM
Sioux
quote:
Dino37 wrote:



Sadly is was not.

Borrowed material from eons ago.

Such posting is in great part responsible or this board's demise. Uneducated adoration further deepens the recession.

Focus people!



Ok, seriously, have you nothing nice/constructive to say about anybody? I'm new here, but...sheesh. Why I'm even answering you, I'll never know. Oh, yeah, it's my "uneducated adoration" flaring up again...{Did I spell "flairing" correctly? Are my commas placed correctly?}

The End.
2nd December 2007 04:44 PM
gypsy
quote:
Dino37 wrote:

I already decided for all of you days ago.

You will be given a second chance because of your very cool Keith avatar when he was the epitomy of cool.

Keith would be quite dismayed at the degree of utter lameness this board has degenerated into in recent months.

He deserves better...





It's epitome, you moron.
2nd December 2007 04:54 PM
jostorm For Dino37



Hope this is focused enough for your taste.
2nd December 2007 04:55 PM
Honky Tonk Man At 64, am the only one who feels he's too old to father another child? I can't help but think its a little selfish.
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