| 7th December 2006 07:50 AM |
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| Gazza |
Flatulence leads US jet to divert
An American Airlines plane made an emergency landing in Nashville after passengers reported the smell of sulphur from burning matches.
The matches were found on the seat of a woman who had attempted to conceal the odour of flatulence with the matches, Nashville airport authorities said.
All 99 passengers and five crew left the plane while it was searched.
The woman was questioned by the FBI but released without charge and allowed to board another American Airlines flight.
"It was determined that she was trying to conceal body odour," said Lynne Lowrance of the Nashville Airport Authority.
She had "no malicious intent but had struck matches which is against [Transport Security Administration] rules," Ms Lowrance said.
The unidentified woman had an unspecified medical condition, Associated Press news agency said.
She was carrying safety matches, which the TSA allows in carry-on luggage.
The matches are not allowed to be struck, however.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6213644.stm
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| 7th December 2006 07:58 AM |
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| lotsajizz |
what a gas! |
| 7th December 2006 07:59 AM |
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| LadyJane |
Joey has a Sister???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LJ. |
| 7th December 2006 08:03 AM |
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| SweetVirginia |
quote:
LadyJane wrote:
Joey has a Sister???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LJ.
That right there is Platinum-Level posting, LJ.
SV
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| 7th December 2006 08:57 AM |
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| Some Guy |
quote:
LadyJane wrote:
Joey has a Sister???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LJ.
Pulitzer prize postin. |
| 7th December 2006 08:59 AM |
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| Bitch |
Doesn't lighting matches to farts cause a fire? 
LMAO~ |
| 7th December 2006 09:57 AM |
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| wasted |
Is she pregnant with Joey's child? |
| 7th December 2006 10:00 AM |
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| Gazza |
She wasnt when she boarded, but it seems she was by the time she got off... |
| 7th December 2006 10:08 AM |
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| gimmekeef |
Gotta love this board....takes me back to Grade 5 some days! |
| 7th December 2006 10:18 AM |
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| WJ |
quote:
Gazza wrote:
She wasnt when she boarded, but it seems she was by the time she got off...
I heard some guy on the radio the other day whose business is taking people up in his plane so they can join the "mile high club".
http://www.milehighclub.com/ |
| 7th December 2006 10:40 AM |
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| glencar |
Perhaps she'll avoid Taco Bell in the future? In a different article it was stated that she wasn't arrested but she would not be allowed on American airlines again for a very long time. I think her name should have been given out for total humiliation. |
| 7th December 2006 11:44 AM |
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| SweetVirginia |
quote:
gimmekeef wrote:
Gotta love this board....takes me back to Grade 5 some days!
This can be a great place to go for a giggle.
Nice diversion from real life!
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| 7th December 2006 11:50 AM |
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| Gazza |
quote:
gimmekeef wrote:
Gotta love this board....takes me back to Grade 5 some days!
Mmm..we're obviously setting our sights too high these days.... |
| 7th December 2006 12:11 PM |
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| Joey |
" It does not take a rocket scientist to see that this would turn into a Joey joke thread, and obviously, it didn't take one. "
You make Joey sad.
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| 7th December 2006 12:23 PM |
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| Joey |
" Gotta love this board....takes me back to Grade 5 some days!"
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| 7th December 2006 12:28 PM |
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| glencar |
Take WJ with ya? |
| 7th December 2006 12:42 PM |
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| Joey |
" You have played your game so long, you've got the D list working it now."
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| 7th December 2006 12:43 PM |
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| Joey |
" Take WJ with ya? "
Blue .................................
What time are you arriving at THE QWEST CENTER this evening ? Pete is already in town .........
[Edited by Joey] |
| 7th December 2006 12:45 PM |
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| monkey_man |
quote:
LadyJane wrote:
Joey has a Sister???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LJ.
You stealing my material???
http://www.novogate.com/board/968/233257-7.html |
| 7th December 2006 12:47 PM |
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| Joey |
" Hasn't Maxlugar poster anything of interest in the last 3 years which you can steal? "
My dearest C10 Brother is currently having a ' validiction ' :
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| 7th December 2006 12:47 PM |
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| glencar |
quote:
Joey wrote:
" Take WJ with ya? "
Blue .................................
What time are you arriving at THE QWEST CENTER this evening ? Pete is already in town .........
[Edited by Joey]
Joey I acn't make it as I ahve an important tennis match tonight & I think my team can climb out of the basement if I avoid "the drink" this afternoon. Have fun anyway, Postal boy! |
| 7th December 2006 12:49 PM |
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| Joey |
" Joey I acn't make it as I ahve an important tennis match tonight & I think my team can climb out of the basement if I avoid "the drink" this afternoon. "
YOU MAKE JOEY CRY LIKE BABY !!!!!!!
Why ?!
WHY ?!
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| 7th December 2006 12:52 PM |
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| glencar |
Is it the typos? |
| 7th December 2006 12:53 PM |
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| Joey |
" Is it the typos? "
I do not care if you are Jewish or not !
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| 7th December 2006 12:54 PM |
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| glencar |
Oh I'm definitely NOT! Putting up the Christmas tree right now. |
| 7th December 2006 01:11 PM |
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| LadyJane |
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monkey_man wrote:
You stealing my material???
http://www.novogate.com/board/968/233257-7.html
Just call me Joey!!
LOL
Kins
LJ. |
| 7th December 2006 01:12 PM |
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| glencar |
You are to Joey what Crackers is to Talya... |
| 7th December 2006 01:13 PM |
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| monkey_man |
quote:
LadyJane wrote:
Just call me Joey!!
LOL
Kins
LJ.
Ahhh that's OK. . . .great minds think alike!! |
| 7th December 2006 01:14 PM |
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| LadyJane |
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monkey_man wrote:
Ahhh that's OK. . . .great minds think alike!!
I agree!! 
LJ. |
| 7th December 2006 01:15 PM |
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| glencar |
You are so much classier than Crackers aka "Harold Wilson". A sincere pleasure to meet you at that postponed concert weekend! |
