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Topic: Stones to rock Iraq! Return to archive
12-01-03 11:57 PM
VoodooChileInWOnderl I don't know if this is a joke but I found it on Shidoobeeland posted by Stonesdoug



ound on www.thespoof.com

Rolling Stones to Roll into Iraq


Story not rated Written by Lorenzo Lee

Rolling Stones frontman Mick Jagger announced that the Rolling Stones will be playing in the deserts of Baghdad early next year.

The Rolling Stones, fresh off from their "Licks" tour celebrating their 40th year anniversary, will be the first Western pop/rock group to play in Iraq.

"I'm looking forward to sampling their local drinks," guitarist Keith Richards mentioned, a sly grin on his face. "Also, they require no special permit or visa to get in, so I can bring in almost anything."

The Iraq Governing Council however, has asked the Stones to modify some of their signature songs to please the local crowd.

Some songs such as "Bitch" will be re-named "Bush", and "I Can't Get No (Satisafaction)" will be re-titled "I Can't Find No (Destruction)". Some other signature hits such as "Gimme Shelter" will be played in their original format. "Honky Tonk Woman" will be "especially dedicated to President Bush," said Jagger.

Tickets are priced at US$ 50,000 each. An unexpected visit by President George Bush is expected.

SHIDOOBEE
12-01-03 11:59 PM
glencar George W., making the world safe for rock&roll!
12-02-03 01:23 AM
Highwire Rob sometimes dictators need a slap on the wrist...
12-02-03 01:48 AM
glencar Saddam has his coming...
12-02-03 02:13 AM
Jumacfly that sucks...or that is stupid, make your choice....
12-02-03 08:25 AM
Stonesdoug it's a joke--look at the website it comes from
www.thespoof.com
12-02-03 08:43 AM
SHINE A LIGHT so why post it...let it be "the spoof",it's not really funny at all!!
12-02-03 10:34 AM
glencar It actually is somewhat funny.
12-03-03 09:02 PM
Poplar
sorry - that site is just a wanna-be Onion.
treat yourselves to the real deal, folks.

George W. rocks my world.

12-03-03 11:06 PM
glencar He's the best these days.
12-04-03 05:21 AM
Jumacfly anyone has found his brain??
12-04-03 09:47 AM
glencar Yeah it's next to Chirac's morality.
12-04-03 09:55 AM
Jumacfly that s a legend too!! unreal!!
i hate bush and chirac both....two big hassoles!!
hopefuly doubleiou will save the word..
12-04-03 10:06 AM
Joey

They may play Vietnam though .
12-04-03 02:09 PM
Monkey Woman
quote:
Yeah it's next to Chirac's morality.

Nah. To find that one, you would need a telescope or a microscope, or both!
12-04-03 03:00 PM
marcus aurelianus Jumacfly , qu'est-ce que tu te fais chier � �crire dans ce forum de nases ? Viens sur les sites europ�ens , tu as mieux � faire , et on lira mieux ta prose !
Salut fr�re .
12-04-03 03:59 PM
Joey " Jumacfly , qu'est-ce que tu te fais chier � �crire dans ce forum de nases ? Viens sur les sites europ�ens , tu as mieux � faire , et on lira mieux ta prose !
Salut fr�re . "


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Jacko !

12-06-03 12:11 PM
SHINE A LIGHT moi, je pense qu'il y a un forum ou on parle seulement le francais....mais, dommage...j'ai oublie.
jumacfly, ou quel'qu'un d'autre...ou est'ce ce site??
merci mille fois.
12-06-03 01:18 PM
glencar Monkey Woman, you are the greatest!