Sometimes the left one is longer, sometimes the right one.
Can't wait for my beloved to get really old to find out whether they eventually get so long that he will trip over them, fall and spill his cup of tea in the morning....
Discuss....
20th November 2007 12:05 PM
Gazza
"Male mammals have two testicles, which are often contained within an extension of the abdomen called the scrotum. In mammals with external testicles it is most common for one testis to hang lower than the other. It is estimated that in about 85% of men the lower hanging testicle is the left one. This is due to differences in the vascular anatomical structure on the right and left sides."
(Wikipedia)
Glad to be of 'service'.....
20th November 2007 12:27 PM
guitarman53
All these sex threads, can you suck your cock, can you fuck yourself, what next? is beginning to be too much!
20th November 2007 12:27 PM
Jeep
How do you like your egg today ?
20th November 2007 12:28 PM
steel driving hammer
quote:guitarman53 wrote:
All these sex threads, can you suck your cock, can you fuck yourself, what next? is beginning to be too much!
Yes, it almost is, but hey, Stones rule.
That Jeep pic is funny though.
20th November 2007 12:28 PM
sirmoonie
"However, a recent Australian study has suggested a positive correlation between prostate cancer and infrequent ejaculation and/or prostate milking, which performs essentially the same function. That is, frequent masturbation appears to reduce the risk of prostate cancer. Frequent ejaculation is more easily obtained and sustained over time with the aid of masturbation and it is these ejaculations which are important, not the mechanism."
Leave it to Aussies to conduct a study on the benefits of masturbation.
20th November 2007 12:37 PM
Blowey
They usually look even when one flops out of my mouth!
{{{{CA-RACK!!!!!!!!!!!}}}}}
<---------------- Oh Blowey you is BAAAAD!
You bet your sweet bippy I am, lil' buddy!
Ron Blowermy!
20th November 2007 05:48 PM
Dino37
quote:sirmoonie wrote:
"However, a recent Australian study has suggested a positive correlation between prostate cancer and infrequent ejaculation and/or prostate milking, which performs essentially the same function. That is, frequent masturbation appears to reduce the risk of prostate cancer. Frequent ejaculation is more easily obtained and sustained over time with the aid of masturbation and it is these ejaculations which are important, not the mechanism."
Leave it to Aussies to conduct a study on the benefits of masturbation.
That is perhaps the most reassuring information I have read in the last 10 years. Bless you.
20th November 2007 05:55 PM
andrews27
quote:Gazza wrote:
In mammals with external testicles it is most common for one testis to hang lower than the other. It is estimated that in about 85% of men the lower hanging testicle is the left one. This is due to differences in the vascular anatomical structure on the right and left sides."
(Wikipedia)
Because your heart hangs heavy on the left side.
Memo to Mick: There's a song lyric there -
"It's pullin' me down,
Pullin' me dow-own..."
[Edited by andrews27]
[Edited by andrews27]
20th November 2007 05:59 PM
pdog
21st November 2007 04:50 AM
jostorm
quote:Gazza wrote:
"Male mammals have two testicles, which are often contained within an extension of the abdomen called the scrotum. In mammals with external testicles it is most common for one testis to hang lower than the other. It is estimated that in about 85% of men the lower hanging testicle is the left one. This is due to differences in the vascular anatomical structure on the right and left sides."
(Wikipedia)
Glad to be of 'service'.....
So, when men have their suits tailored in Savile Road, 85% of them answer to the tailor's question "Which side does Sir dress on" with a firm "On the right"????
Or is there no connection between the lower hanging testicle and the side a man's penis "flops" within his trousers????
(HA! Let's see if Wikipedia answers THIS one
!!!! )
quote:Jeep wrote:
How do you like your egg today ?
Funny!!! Would make a fantastic Easter card for 2008...
quote:guitarman53 wrote:
All these sex threads, can you suck your cock, can you fuck yourself, what next? is beginning to be too much!
I cannot recommend highly enough that you hang out on IORR instead of here. You will find absolutely no mention of genitalia,no swearing, no transatlantic thongs,
and even that cute little animal, the beaver, has been driven to extinction by censorship there....Instead you will find innumerable tasteful and fascinating threads like "What is your favourite setlist?", "Is Mick Taylor better than Ron Wood", "Are the Stones in it for the money", etczzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
21st November 2007 08:18 AM
nankerphelge
Since the topic was raised, here is something I have pondered for years.
Why are testicles on the outside of the body.
Isn't that an argument for Darwin being dead wrong abut evolution?
Seriously, perhaps the most delicate and potentially painful portion of a man's anatomy, and there they are, hanging down there on two little strings like a hairy pair of pinatas just waitin' to be smacked by something?
Shouldn't they be inside the rib cage, secure and safe from any sort of violence, like the heart.
Or perhaps buried deep in the brain inside the skull -- I mean, we guys think with the damn things anyway?!
The medical reason that I have heard, is so that the temperature of the sperm are maintained at a cooler level.
Well...I dunno about the rest of the guys here, but my nuts are hotter than hell most of the time. Packed between my legs, covered in layers of clothes. Hell, if temperature was the purpose, why aren't they located near your ears or something?
The whole thing makes absolutely no sense at all.
21st November 2007 08:28 AM
oldkr
its because of the ambient temperatures required by all the "workings" it enables movement further from the body when a cool down is necessary and toward the body when things need a warm up.
It has nothing to do with darwinian principles, other than it may be a result of them.
its your stupid fasult if you wanna trap your balls between your legs and wrap them in multiple layers of clothing.
OLDKR
[Edited by oldkr]
21st November 2007 09:51 AM
Stones Security
kr, you are a fucking sicko.
Maybe you and your sicko pals like the idea of running around with your balls swinging all over the place, but we in the civilized world keep them under control.
That's what separates us from the animals.
God intended it that way.
Clothes had nothing to do with Eve and the apple.
Fact is, Adam's nuts were cold.
The whole apple story - made up by God because, fact is, he liked Adam better.
Eve was a bitch.
Anyway, keep your testicology to yourself.
Sicko.
21st November 2007 10:03 AM
oldkr
somebody has body issues- thats fine! there is therapy for that.
happy holidays
OLDKR
21st November 2007 10:12 AM
Stones Security
Body issues?
Look at the stats, sicko.
6 Billion people on this planet.
Just under 50% are men.
Roughly 99.98 % of them cover their privates.
Aside from some Aboriginals, Zimbabweans, and a handful of sicko Stones fans, nearly all keep their jewels in the safe.
Bottom line, sicko.
You are the odd one out.
Which is probably why you like your odd two out!
I suggest you hit the Yellow Pages and find some ballologist that can help you let go of the damn things and put them away.
21st November 2007 10:40 AM
Shmoey
Stones Security,
you scare the crap out of young Shmoey.....shiver
were you aware Heather was a hooker?!?
i had NO IDEA....i repeat, NO FRIGGIN' IDEA!!!!!
and you's??
BEST MACCA YET!!!
Shmacca!!!
21st November 2007 11:00 AM
jostorm
quote:nankerphelge wrote:
Since the topic was raised, here is something I have pondered for years.
Why are testicles on the outside of the body.
Isn't that an argument for Darwin being dead wrong abut evolution?
Seriously, perhaps the most delicate and potentially painful portion of a man's anatomy, and there they are, hanging down there on two little strings like a hairy pair of pinatas just waitin' to be smacked by something?
Shouldn't they be inside the rib cage, secure and safe from any sort of violence, like the heart.
Or perhaps buried deep in the brain inside the skull -- I mean, we guys think with the damn things anyway?!
The medical reason that I have heard, is so that the temperature of the sperm are maintained at a cooler level.
Well...I dunno about the rest of the guys here, but my nuts are hotter than hell most of the time. Packed between my legs, covered in layers of clothes. Hell, if temperature was the purpose, why aren't they located near your ears or something?
The whole thing makes absolutely no sense at all.
Good question, nankerphelge. As oldkr already said, it's because of thermoregulation and the fact that human (and most mammal species') testes work more efficiently below the animal's core body temperature of around 36.5 Celsius. Marine mammals and elephants have specialised vascular systems that cool the testes down despite the fact they're within the body, but the average man cannot be trusted with this simple task or any others, therefore they just hang lose...Unevenly. Men can't even achieve symmetry, it's a disgrace of creation....
21st November 2007 11:11 AM
gypsy
Stones Security rules! He/She makes me laugh out loud.
Whomever you are - thank you!
21st November 2007 11:32 AM
Joey
quote:nankerphelge wrote:
Why are testicles on the outside of the body.
Isn't that an argument for Darwin being dead wrong abut evolution?
The whole thing makes absolutely no sense at all.
Nanky .......................
Please see :
The Slippy Slap Slappy Hootin' Nanny Scrotum Enlarger
JJJJJJJJJJJ. Fly !
21st November 2007 12:50 PM
nankerphelge
Wow, I make one little observation that a man's testicles suffer from an inherent design flaw, and I got a dissertation by two of you on the inner workings of mammilian genitalia.
Thanks for the chalk-talk, but I think you missed my point. Regardless of whether there is a reason for it, the downside is that they are out there to get clobbered. If evolution is occurring, and if other marine-dwelling species are capable of getting them inside and cooled, what the fuck are we waiting for?
You climb to the top of the food chain, and your balls are still hangin' about...
21st November 2007 12:54 PM
Joey
" Wow, I make one little observation ....... "
W- What ?! .... Oh , sure ... HERE ya go ! :
N- Nanky ?!
21st November 2007 01:01 PM
nankerphelge
J-Joey?
21st November 2007 01:10 PM
Blowey
quote:nankerphelge wrote:
Wow, I make one little observation that a man's testicles suffer from an inherent design flaw, and I got a dissertation by two of you on the inner workings of mammilian genitalia.
Oh I AGREE!!!!....................... Your nadkins should be INSIDE the body! I've long said all balls should be INSIDE the body!
MINE!
My MOUTH, to be exact! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..............
Just give me a moment to poop this here Hamster out and we can get down to business, shall we?
SNIGGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
John F. Blow-a-day!!!!! Est. pretty darn recently.
21st November 2007 01:13 PM
nankerphelge
I'm not sayin' they necessarily have to be inside your OWN body.
You could put them in any suitable container, provided it opens wide enough to fully protect them chicken nuggets!!
21st November 2007 01:15 PM
Ten Thousand Motels
21st November 2007 01:28 PM
nankerphelge
That's a funny video.
Somehow, I can't listen to Big Balls without listening to Rocker right after it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIypew6g_MY
Check out the dude in the turban at 5:36.
He got it!
21st November 2007 01:30 PM
Blowey
quote:Joey wrote:
Nanky .......................
Please
21st November 2007 02:41 PM
jostorm
quote:nankerphelge wrote:
Wow, I make one little observation that a man's testicles suffer from an inherent design flaw, and I got a dissertation by two of you on the inner workings of mammilian genitalia.
Thanks for the chalk-talk, but I think you missed my point. Regardless of whether there is a reason for it, the downside is that they are out there to get clobbered. If evolution is occurring, and if other marine-dwelling species are capable of getting them inside and cooled, what the fuck are we waiting for?
You climb to the top of the food chain, and your balls are still hangin' about...
Very eloquent, Dear. But a dolphin or a killer whale swimming through the sea doesn't really want some pendulous appendage wobbling through the water that a shark could cleanly bite off . Humans lack those type of predators, they only have "Mrs. Bobbit", or whatever she was called.
If you would really like to test Darwinian principles, why don't we do an experiment? You could come and stay with us in England for a few months next Summer. I promise to kick you in the nuts real hard at least 5 times a day, and at the end of the month we measure how far back into your abdomen they have retracted. "Evolution in Action"...
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