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November 30th, 2004 04:39 PM
gypsy And when I go away
I know my heart can stay with meine liebe, itís understood
Itís in the hands of my love , and meine liebe does it good
Wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo, meine liebe does it good

And when the cupboards bare
Iíll still find something there with meine liebe
Itís understood, itís everywhere with meine liebe
And meine liebe does it good

Wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo, meine liebe does it good

Oh I liebe oh wo......meine liebe
Only meine liebe holds the other key to me
Oh....meine liebe oh...meine liebe
Only meine liebe does it good to me

(solo)

Wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo, meine liebe does it good

Donít ever ask me why, I never say goodbye to meine liebe
Itís understood,itís everywhere with meine liebe
And meine liebe does it good

Wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo, meine liebe does it good

Oh I liebe oh wo......meine liebe
Only meine liebe does it good to me
Woooooooooooooh
November 30th, 2004 04:46 PM
telecaster gypsy. I have been worried about jb lately

He seems...well...lost the past couple of weeks

He is not his jovial, horny, sarcastic self

Howe can we help?
November 30th, 2004 04:50 PM
gypsy I've noticed the change in his behavior as well, tele.
I think we should write a story about an extremely wealthy Jew lawyer.
November 30th, 2004 04:50 PM
kath
November 30th, 2004 04:53 PM
gypsy Good idea kath...but I think jb's boys have that--as well as the GI Jew Cobra Pit.
November 30th, 2004 05:19 PM
kath damn!!!!

must......continue.......search.....
November 30th, 2004 05:25 PM
telecaster
quote:
gypsy wrote:
I've noticed the change in his behavior as well, tele.
I think we should write a story about an extremely wealthy Jew lawyer.



gypsy he is beyond a story. Lets all face it.

We all know what he needs

jb needs four hours in a Vegas hotel room with 7 female acrobats from "Cirque de Sol"
[Edited by telecaster]
November 30th, 2004 05:42 PM
kath tried desitin, dear?? benadryl?? softer toilet tissue, perhaps?? a pleasant sitz may be in order, joey precious. mustn't damage your lovely bottom....
November 30th, 2004 06:48 PM
gypsy tele, you're right. Add a little Asian contortionist,a midget, and a Susanna Hoffs impersonator, and jb will be in heaven.
November 30th, 2004 09:33 PM
parmeda Here's something to keep jb busy for a while...

http://www.jengajam.com/r/Yiddish-Yidlit

...and he has some 'splainin to do, too.
I laughed so damn hard at the end of this, I don't even know WTF I was laughing at!

...sorry Josh, you know I luv ya




November 30th, 2004 09:54 PM
gypsy Parmy, I'm not even going to ASK how you found that.
I was laughing my ass off...and my dogs were tilting their little heads like "What the hell?"
Good work, fellow RO Chick Clique Member!
November 30th, 2004 11:18 PM
kath THAT'S HILARIOUS!!!!!
December 1st, 2004 01:01 AM
parmeda rotflmao...

gypsy...don't ask.
kath...do your sides hurt?

For the rest of The Clique...Take your mascara OFF before going into that link.
(You too, Joey)
December 1st, 2004 06:59 AM
egon he's so bitter lately.
maybe his mom has limited his internet access?
December 1st, 2004 09:58 AM
Joey
quote:
telecaster wrote:
gypsy. I have been worried about jb lately

He seems...well...lost the past couple of weeks

He is not his jovial, horny, sarcastic self

Howe can we help?



" Hello Stranger
Artist: Yvonne Elliman "


" shoo-bop, shoo-bop, my baby)
(shoo-bop, shoo-bop)

Hello, stranger
(ooh) It seems so good to see you back again
How long has it been?
(ooh, seems like a mighty long time)
(shoo-bop, shoo-bop, my baby, ooh)
It seems like a mighty long time

Oh-uh-oh, I my, my, my, m
I'm so glad
You stopped by to say "hello" to me
Remember that's the way it used to be
Ooh, it seems like a mighty long time
(shoo-bop, shoo-bop, my baby, ooh)
It seems like a mighty long time


Oh-ahh-uh-oh
If you're not gonna stay
(ooh) Please don't treat me like you did before
Because I still love you so a-a-although
It seems like a mighty long time
Shoo-bop, shoo-bop, my baby, ooh
It seems like a mighty long time ....( fade to Steelie ) "

December 1st, 2004 10:44 AM
jb Thanks Gypsy, thanks Pam---------------------------->
December 1st, 2004 11:00 AM
Joey " Thanks Gypsy, thanks Pam----------------------------> "

<------------- Thanks JB



Thanks Little Fella !

W - W- W- What ?!?! ...............Oh , sure ! :

" If I Can't Have You "
(Artist : Yvonne Elliman )


" Don't know why
I'm survivin' ev'ry lonely day
When there's got to be no chance for me
My life would end
And it doesn't matter how I cry
My tears, so far, are a waste of time
If I turn away
Am I strong enough to see it through
Go crazy is what I will do


If I can't have you
I don't want nobody, baby
If I can't have you...uh-huh, oh
If I can't have you
I don't want nobody, baby
If I can't have you...uh-hoh

Oh...da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da
Oooh, oooh
Aahhhh! Aahhhh!

Can't let go and it doesn't matter how I try
I gave it all so easily to you my love
To dreams that never will come true
Am I strong enough to see it through
Go crazy is what I will do


Oh!

Aahhhh! Aahhhh!

Oh!"

December 1st, 2004 11:28 AM
gypsy Is it just me, or has jb become...

...SERIOUS?!
December 1st, 2004 11:29 AM
LadyJane I must admit, gypsy, I am a little concerned myself.

LJ.

December 1st, 2004 11:54 AM
Joey
quote:
LadyJane wrote:
I must admit, gypsy, I am a little concerned myself.

LJ.





" Orleans
Song Title: Still The One "


" We've been together since way back when
Sometimes I never want to see you again
But I want you to know, after all these years
You're still the one I want whisperin' in my ear

You're still the one I want to talk to in bed
Still the one that turns my head
We're still having fun, and you're still the one

I looked at your face every day
But I never saw it 'til I went away
When winter came, I just wanted to go
Deep in the desert, I longed for the snow

You're still the one that makes me laugh
Still the one that's my better half
We're still having fun, and you're still the one

You're still the one that makes me strong
Still the one I want to take along
We're still having fun, and you're still the one


You're still the one that I love to touch
Still the one and I can't get enough
We're still having fun, and you're still the one

You're still the one who can scratch my itch
Still the one that I wouldn't switch
We're still having fun, and you're still the one

You're still the one that makes me shout
Still the one that I dream about
We're still having fun, and you're still the one... "

.....fade to Baby Steel Magnolia
December 1st, 2004 12:08 PM
gypsy joey, I was telling LadyJane the other night that when you and jb meet for the first time, the world will stand still, and "At Last" will softly play in the background as you and jb go running to one another and embrace.

Fade to...

At last meine liebe has come along
My lonely days are over
And life is like a song
At last the skies above are blue
And meine heart was wrapped up in clover
The night I looked at you
I found a dream that I can speak to
A dream that I could call my own
I found a thrill to press my cheek to
A thrill that I have never known
You smiled, and then the spell was cast
And here we are in heaven
And you are mine at last

[Edited by gypsy]
December 1st, 2004 12:13 PM
LadyJane Oh gyps...the thought brings tears to my eyes. You and I must be present to capture the moment on film!!!

sniff...sniff

LJ.
December 1st, 2004 12:18 PM
gypsy I have a mental image of josh and joey in an airport...they spot one another, drop their luggage, and run in slow-mo as "At Last" plays...then, they get teary-eyed as they embrace for a long, long, long time. They are oblivious to the other RO'ers...and we have to pry them apart.
December 1st, 2004 12:29 PM
kath prying them apart, however, causes joey to have a bowel accident....then josh sues him for ruining his 400 dollar shoes.....

sad, really. so terribly, terribly sad.
December 1st, 2004 12:35 PM
gypsy
quote:
kath wrote:
prying them apart, however, causes joey to have a bowel accident....then josh sues him for ruining his 400 dollar shoes.....

sad, really. so terribly, terribly sad.



kath, really...this is josh we're talking about here...$400 shoes would be chump change to him...he would balk at the thought of donning such cheap shoes.
December 1st, 2004 12:39 PM
glencar
quote:
gypsy wrote:
I have a mental image of josh and joey in an airport...they spot one another, drop their luggage, and run in slow-mo as "At Last" plays...then, they get teary-eyed as they embrace for a long, long, long time. They are oblivious to the other RO'ers...and we have to pry them apart.



I just hope their erections don't cause any damage to each other...
December 1st, 2004 12:50 PM
telecaster parmeda that was great! Nice find


Female Prayer:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

Amen.

Male Prayer:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.

Amen

December 1st, 2004 01:46 PM
Joey
quote:
telecaster wrote:
Male Prayer:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.

Amen





Beautiful !
December 1st, 2004 01:47 PM
Joey
quote:
gypsy wrote:
I have a mental image of josh and joey in an airport...they spot one another, drop their luggage, and run in slow-mo as "At Last" plays...then, they get teary-eyed as they embrace for a long, long, long time. They are oblivious to the other RO'ers...and we have to pry them apart.




Gypsy ........................................


You make Joey smile .

Would you like to touch my Monkey?

Go Ahead !!! Ö.. Touch him! Love him! Liebe meine abs-monkee."

Liebe Meine Abs-Monkee !!!

LIEBE MEINE ABS MONKEE !!!!!!!!!

LIEBE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Edited by Joey]
December 1st, 2004 01:54 PM
telecaster
quote:
gypsy wrote:
I have a mental image of josh and joey in an airport...they spot one another, drop their luggage, and run in slow-mo as "At Last" plays...then, they get teary-eyed as they embrace for a long, long, long time. They are oblivious to the other RO'ers...and we have to pry them apart.



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