| November 23rd, 2004 10:00 AM |
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| Joey |
...........! ™
Hello My Stones Brothers and Sisters ..................
With your kind indulgence , I would like to share with all of you fine individuals a strange occurrence that took place last evening .
After dinner , your young Joey had to make a quick visit to " Barnes & Noble Booksellers " to pick up a novel that I had ordered months ago . Whilst waiting in line to pay for the damn thing , I looked across the store and saw that my favorite , " Cafe' Hostess Jill " , was working . Now , many of you have heard me talk about Jill before on this most prodigious of message boards , but for those of you who have been away for awhile -- Jill is about twenty -three or twenty - four years old ; has a beautiful face , long flowing blond hair , huge titties and an Ass that is total perfection and truth . Yes , my Stonesian Kin , I am talking the kind of Ass that can keep a man UP at night ( if you know what I mean ) -- and on this particular evening she was wearing black spandex pants with a thong that was quite noticable whenever she leaned over to take something out of the oven .
Developing ..........................................
When Jill smiled and stated , " How can I help you ??? " , I promptly ordered a " Grande Hot Tea " ( Peach Ginger Twist ) and a " Chocolate Mousse Cheesecake " . Jill said it might be a few minutes and mentioned that I should sit down at at the nearest table and that she would personally bring it over to me . I poured myself a glass of water ( plastic glass ) and waited patiently . Sure enough , within minutes , Jill came over to my table , set down the tea and cheesecake , and then before leaving , she politely and softly placed her right hand on my private parts and GRABBED MY COCK !!!!
......that is right --- SHE GRABBED MY COCK ! -- Right THERE !!!
...... SHE GRABBED MY COCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My Stones Brothers and Sisters ................I value your opinion --- Do you think she " likes " me ?!?!?!
What should I do now ?!?! :
A) Ask for Jill's Phone Number the next time I see her ?
B) Tell My girlfriend what happened ?
C) Stop visiting " Barnes & Noble " all together ?
Please ......................I's just's gots to's knows what you's all thinks !
" SHE GRABBED MY COCK RONNIE !!! "
Jacky ! ™
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| November 23rd, 2004 10:05 AM |
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| J.J.Flash |
"Young Jack Flash...... tell me.. what do you want to be when you grow up?"
Little J.J.: "I wanna be a rockstar daddy.... I wanna be exactly like that Joeykins"
Congratulations my captain..... I just hope that cheesecake didn't mess the whole thing.....
Cheesy!
[Edited by J.J.Flash] |
| November 23rd, 2004 10:06 AM |
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| Joey |
quote:
J.J.Flash wrote:
Congratulations my captain..... I just hope that cheesecake didn't mess the whole thing.....
Cheesy!
[Edited by J.J.Flash]
Amen J.J. Flash !
Amen !
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| November 23rd, 2004 10:07 AM |
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| J.J.Flash |
ohhh and I must say you REALLY should buy more books.....
"Barnes & Noble Ronnie"
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| November 23rd, 2004 10:08 AM |
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| Nellcote |
A. Young Joey is still "playing the field", has no
marital encumberances known of, thus he should
move forward on this most recent of encounters.
In addition, he should report all future liasons
at this board forthwith with this young temptress.
Joey, how did you enjoy MNF? I have to say, the outcome was predictable. The World Champions had not won in KC since 1964...
On another note, Shemp Howard passed on 49 years ago today..
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| November 23rd, 2004 10:09 AM |
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| J.J.Flash |
Did I ever mention that I am pride of you?
Man... you are THE ROCKS OFF MESSAGE BOARD on its entirety.....
Swabby! |
| November 23rd, 2004 10:11 AM |
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| J.J.Flash |
errrrrr.....tell me bro....do you think this happening could force Mr. Santos to post something....couldn't?!?!?
Flash Magnolia |
| November 23rd, 2004 10:12 AM |
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| Trey Krimsin |
Well, Joey, this always works for me when such a situation arises:
Don't do a damn thing.
I live such a lonely existence. |
| November 23rd, 2004 10:30 AM |
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| Joey |
quote:
J.J.Flash wrote:
Did I ever mention that I am pride of you?
Man... you are THE ROCKS OFF MESSAGE BOARD on its entirety.....
Swabby!
J.J.Flash ......................you are much loved by The Joey ! ™ |
| November 23rd, 2004 10:33 AM |
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| nankerphelge |
A 13-year old Virginia Beach boy is being held at the Virginia Beach Detention Center after police say he abducted an exotic dancer last Tuesday night.
According to officials, the dancer showed up at a pre-arranged appointment at a residence - subsequently discovered to be vacant - in the 700 block of South Rosemont Road around 6:30pm.
The woman noticed the client was a juvenile, but was told that the contract was for his older brother. Police say the woman waited for a while, but no one else showed up.
Authorities say when the woman eventually tried to leave the residence, she was stopped by the juvenile who pointed a shotgun at her and ordered her to dance.
The dancer diverted the boy's attention and tried to dial 911 on her cell phone. According to police, the juvenile then grabbed the phone. During the struggle, the woman bit the boy's hand and was able to break free and run to her car.
Police say their investigation identified the suspect, and also led them to believe that another juvenile was involved in the plan to abduct the dancer. Investigators are working on identifying the second suspect.
The initial 13-year old suspect was arrested Thursday. He is charged with abduction by force, conspiracy, use of a firearm in the commission of a felony, brandishing a firearm, and transporting and possessing an assault firearm at age 13.
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| November 23rd, 2004 10:35 AM |
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| Joey |
" Young Joey is still "playing the field", has no
marital encumberances known of, thus he should
move forward on this most recent of encounters.
In addition, he should report all future liasons
at this board forthwith with this young temptress. "
Done !
Bless You My Stonesian / Whoian Brother !
" Joey, how did you enjoy MNF? I have to say, the outcome was predictable. The World Champions had not won in KC since 1964... "
Nellcote .................
I fell asleep after the third quarter ( No way in Hell the Chiefs were going to win without Priest Holmes ) .
CHIEFS SUCK !!!! ... Damn !
" On another note, Shemp Howard passed on 49 years ago today.. "
Is " Curly Joe " still alive ?!?!
" Stones is Stones ..... Bigger than All of Us Ronnie ! "
J. Fly ! ™
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[ Edited by The Kid ]
[Edited by Joey] |
| November 23rd, 2004 10:38 AM |
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| J.J.Flash |
Nanky....I was only 13 when a girl grabbed my cock inside the classroom.......The teacher hadn't noticed..... |
| November 23rd, 2004 10:38 AM |
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| Nellcote |
Curly Joe has transited the meridian.
I understand written in his contract
was that he was not to have been assualted with pie. |
| November 23rd, 2004 10:40 AM |
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| Joey |
quote:
Nellcote wrote:
I understand written in his contract
was that he was not to have been assualted with pie.
What a Wussy ?!?!
.............being " assaulted with pie " is our sole reason for existence on this orb .
Jacky ! ™ |
| November 23rd, 2004 10:42 AM |
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| jb |
I recall you referred to this in the coffee thread last week and I am happy that it came to fruition. Obviously she likes you if she went to that extent . I would suggest you approach her on break time, tell her you would like to fly her for the weekend to the Mandarin Oriental off Brickell avenue in Miami(Mick uses the world famous spa there) and fuck her all weekend....thereafter, tell her about you lawyer friend and I shall handle the rest.
[Edited by jb] |
| November 23rd, 2004 10:45 AM |
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| egon |
you need another book (or coffee...) |
| November 23rd, 2004 10:54 AM |
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| telecaster |
joey congratulations on having her grab "Timmy The Trouser Trout"
Did she laugh?
Your next move depends on her reaction
Young tele had a similiar occurrence. Oh say, 10-12yrs ago tele went to lunch at a local place that had "fashion shows"
One of the young models grabbed tele's tele so to speak
Who was it you ask?
It was a young Jenny McCarthy. She of Playboy and MTV and
Oscar deserving movies
At first I thought she was going to tell me to turn my head and cough but I was wrong
Seize the moment little joey, go for the gold
This may never happen again
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| November 23rd, 2004 11:11 AM |
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| Joey |
quote:
jb wrote:
I would suggest you approach her on break time, tell her you would like to fly her for the weekend to the Mandarin Oriental off Brickell avenue in Miami(Mick uses the world famous spa there) and fuck her all weekend....thereafter, tell her about you lawyer friend and I shall handle the rest.
Is the Mandarin Oriental close to where you work / live ?!?!?! She may be up for a " threesome " !
Developing .......................................
Actually , I am going back to " Barnes & Noble " TONIGHT to ask her for her Phone Number ( she may NOT be working this evening though ......and with tomorrow evening being Thanksgiving Eve [ THE best drinking night of the year ] I may not see her again until next Monday ).
Developing ..................................
" I hope the Fire Still Burns Ronnie ! "
Jacky ! ™
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| November 23rd, 2004 11:11 AM |
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| BILL PERKS |
IMPRESS HER WITH YOUR PICTURE OF YOU AND CHUCK |
| November 23rd, 2004 11:13 AM |
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| J.J.Flash |
quote:
BILL PERKS wrote:
IMPRESS HER WITH YOUR PICTURE OF YOU AND CHUCK
Ohhhh that one..... |
| November 23rd, 2004 11:14 AM |
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| Joey |
" It was a young Jenny McCarthy. She of Playboy and MTV and
Oscar deserving movies "
That TEASE !!!!! Her little sister was on Howard Stern last week
www.HowardStern.com
" Seize the moment little joey, go for the gold "
Oh yeah , I am DEFINITELY going back this evening .
" This may never happen again "
You make Joey cry .
J. Fly ! ™
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| November 23rd, 2004 11:17 AM |
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| Joey |
quote:
BILL PERKS wrote:
IMPRESS HER WITH YOUR PICTURE OF YOU AND CHUCK
" AFTER THE FIRE "
( Townshend / Santos )
" After the fire the fire still burns,
the heart grows older but never ever learns.
The memories smolder and the soul always yearns,
After the fire the fire still burns.
I heard a voice asking what happens after the Steelie
and then the sound of a breaking window and the scream of a tire
And then the sound of Brixton gun and the scream of a child.
The night is hot
But nothing's going to stop
This gang running wild.
After the fire the fire still burns,
The heart grows older but never ever learns.
The memories smolder and the soul always yearns,
After the fire the fire still burns.
I saw Baby Steelie in black and white
there ain't no color in memories.
He rode his brother's Harley across the TV
while I was laughing at all my dreams .
Now I'm cycling all my video tapes, I'm crying and I'm joking.
I've gotta stop drinking, I've gotta stop thinking,
I've gotta stop smoking.
After the fire the fire still burns,
the heart grows older but never ever learns.
The memories smolder and the soul always yearns,
after the fire
The fire still burns, raging through the pain,
blackening the promises, the tears and the rain.
The fire will burn
'til the wind begins to turn
and it all begins again.
After the fireeeee ...Yea the fire still burns
After the fire the fire still burns,
The heart grows older but never ever learns.
The memories smolder and the soul always yearns,
after the fire the fire still burns,
the fire still burns,
After the fire the fire still burns,
the heart grows older but never ever learns.
The memories smolder and the soul always yearns,
after the fire the fire still burns. "
.....fade to white ( like an angel )
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| November 23rd, 2004 11:30 AM |
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| littleredrooster |
Was your little red rooster still little?????????? |
| November 23rd, 2004 11:38 AM |
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| telecaster |
quote:
Joey wrote:
" It was a young Jenny McCarthy. She of Playboy and MTV and
Oscar deserving movies "
That TEASE !!!!! Her little sister was on Howard Stern last week
www.HowardStern.com
http://www.jenny-mccarthy.com/pics/page01.html
Two words. Vice grip |
| November 23rd, 2004 11:44 AM |
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| not bound to please |
Wait a couple days...
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| November 23rd, 2004 11:47 AM |
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| F505 |
Hi Lambchop!
(My advice: give her a copy of cocksucker blues) |
| November 23rd, 2004 11:50 AM |
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| not bound to please |
quote:
F505 wrote:
Hi Lambchop!
(My advice: give her a copy of cocksucker blues)
Hi F505!
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| November 23rd, 2004 11:51 AM |
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| Joey |
quote:
F505 wrote:
Hi Lambchop!
(My advice: give her a copy of cocksucker blues)
F505 .................................
Please don't forget  this Upcoming Holiday Weekend !
Do you have major plans ?!?!
J 
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| November 23rd, 2004 11:53 AM |
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| F505 |
quote:
Joey wrote:
F505 .................................
Please don't forget this Upcoming Holiday Weekend !
Do you have major plans ?!?!
J
as a matter of fact I have great plans... to be continued! |
| November 23rd, 2004 11:59 AM |
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| F505 |
The problem is solved: she just wanted to grab your christmas hat
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