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Topic: (NSC) and now for something different... Return to archive
November 21st, 2004 10:53 PM
kath http://www.heptune.com/poop.html

every question you could ever have about poop is answered.
November 21st, 2004 11:07 PM
Trey Krimsin Um, I have no comment.
November 21st, 2004 11:47 PM
Stonesthrow Thank you for that scientific explanation of s**t. As I said to a colleague lo these many years ago, "don't let anyone tell you your s**t doesn't stink."
November 21st, 2004 11:48 PM
gypsy joey will love this thread, kath!
November 22nd, 2004 09:22 AM
Joey
quote:
gypsy wrote:
joey will love this thread, kath!





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November 22nd, 2004 09:27 AM
egon joey,

www.ratemypoo.com


btw, what's YOUR address?
November 22nd, 2004 09:33 AM
FotiniD
quote:
egon wrote:
joey,

www.ratemypoo.com


btw, what's YOUR address?



EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
November 22nd, 2004 09:36 AM
Joey
quote:
egon wrote:
joey,

www.ratemypoo.com


btw, what's YOUR address?




Egon .............................


Friday Evening :


Four " Car Bombs "

Three " Jaggerbombs "

Eight Pints of Guinness

Two Harps

One " Raspberry Kamikaze "

Saturday Morning :

.....It BURNED !! ( Oh , ..............it burned alright ! ..... Ouch ! )




THE FLAMING ANUS !
November 22nd, 2004 04:12 PM
Gazza "Why does some poop float?

Floaters are turds that have an unusually high gas content. Sometimes the gases produced by bacteria in our gut don't have a chance to collect into a large fart bubble, but remain dispersed in the feces. The poop then comes out foamy, and has a lower density than water. Poop with a high fat content will also float.



This is a question that has mystified me for years and now I know the answer, so thanks for that link...

However it doesnt actually explain why - in the same bowel movement - some poops float while others sink to the bottom of the bowl...

November 22nd, 2004 04:21 PM
Joey
quote:
Gazza wrote:
[b]"Why does some poop float?




However it doesnt actually explain why - in the same bowel movement - some poops float while others sink to the bottom of the bowl...





Can't help you there .........


...but on a brighter note , I have taken to naming my shits ( sort of like the way they name hurricanes )

" You should have seen " CeCe " Sunday Morning Ronnie ! "

Little Frisky !
November 22nd, 2004 04:29 PM
Gazza wasnt it me who..er..suggested you do just that?

Thank you, please...
November 22nd, 2004 04:32 PM
Joey
quote:
Gazza wrote:
wasnt it me who..er..suggested you do just that?

Thank you, please...



Gazza ............................


Was that really your idea ?!?!?! Thanks !

I KNEW I got it from somewhere ( Joey's neurons flake off quite rapidly these days )

Shiver .........................................

" Stones is Stones ......bigger than all of us Ronnie ! "

D. J. Jazzy Joe !
November 22nd, 2004 04:49 PM
Gazza Yes, Joey - I dont mind you being a "hack poster" (Maxy) but I wont have you being a "hack shitter"
November 22nd, 2004 05:07 PM
Joey
quote:
Gazza wrote:
....but I wont have you being a "hack shitter"




!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hacky Shits !
November 22nd, 2004 08:29 PM
kath
quote:
However it doesnt actually explain why - in the same bowel movement - some poops float while others sink to the bottom of the bowl...


oh gazza, you're so analytical.....
November 23rd, 2004 08:08 AM
Gazza with the emphasis on 'anal'..!

Kath

dont you think it would have been more appropriate if you had instead titled this thread "show us your faeces" ?
[Edited by Gazza]
November 23rd, 2004 10:30 PM
kath there you go again, gazza!!! jeeez. why not correct the posts with red ink and send them back to us so we can correct them????

sheesh. i think thou anal retentiveness is beginning to take control.........

suck it in, honey...just pucker up!!!
November 24th, 2004 12:04 PM
Joey
quote:
kath wrote:


suck it in, honey...just pucker up!!!




Never say " pucker " to The Joey !

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November 24th, 2004 05:31 PM
kath that's what i meant, silly joey!!