| 21st November 2007 10:03 AM |
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| gimmekeef |
Reuters November 21/2007
Harry Dick
Sr Writer
Following their highly successfull Bigger Bang Tour the Rolling Stones have announced plans to tour again in early 2008.According to sources the band is very concerned about their long time fans.Mick Jagger commented that fansites such as Rocks Off have degenerated into unseemly banter and chat about all sorts of perversions and non musical topics.Even Keith was appalled when contacted at the annual Vodka and Fishing Lures Convention.
Other reasons given for touring include the enormous costs incurred by Sir Mick to move his new swimming pool.Michael Cohl has stated the next tour will include multiple small venue dates with the average ticket price set at $29.95.Official dates will be announced at an upcoming press conference at the Great Wall of China on the Chinese New Year.
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| 21st November 2007 10:15 AM |
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| Joey |
quote:
gimmekeef wrote:
Reuters November 21/2007
Harry Dick
Sr Writer
Following their highly successfull Bigger Bang Tour the Rolling Stones have announced plans to tour again in early 2008.According to sources the band is very concerned about their long time fans.Mick Jagger commented that fansites such as Rocks Off have degenerated into unseemly banter and chat about all sorts of perversions and non musical topics.Even Keith was appalled when contacted at the annual Vodka and Fishing Lures Convention.
Other reasons given for touring include the enormous costs incurred by Sir Mick to move his new swimming pool.Michael Cohl has stated teh next tour will include multiple small venue dates with the average ticket price set at $29.95.Official dates will ne announced at an upcoming press conference at the Great Wall of China on the Chinese New Year.
I am now so excited that I am typing this with BOTH me penis AND nipples .
" Hit Me Ronnie !!! "
Skittles Kins ! ™ |
| 21st November 2007 10:15 AM |
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| Blowey |
quote:
gimmekeef wrote:
Reuters November 21/2007
Harry Dick
Sr Writer
Following their highly successfull Bigger Bang Tour the Rolling Stones have announced plans to tour again in early 2008.According to sources the band is very concerned about their long time fans.Mick Jagger commented that fansites such as Rocks Off have degenerated into unseemly banter and chat about all sorts of perversions and non musical topics.Even Keith was appalled when contacted at the annual Vodka and Fishing Lures Convention.
Other reasons given for touring include the enormous costs incurred by Sir Mick to move his new swimming pool.Michael Cohl has stated teh next tour will include multiple small venue dates with the average ticket price set at $29.95.Official dates will ne announced at an upcoming press conference at the Great Wall of China on the Chinese New Year.
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BEST STONES YET!!!!!
BEST WHO YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BEST EAGLES YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BEST HAMSTERS YE..........................Uh oh!!!!
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| 21st November 2007 10:24 AM |
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| Shmoey |
you make young Shmoey giggle
J.R Shmoeying cakes! |
| 21st November 2007 11:47 AM |
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| tumbled |
blow it out your schmoey please. thank you. |
| 21st November 2007 11:52 AM |
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| Gazza |
LOL..you bastard, gimmekeef. |
| 21st November 2007 11:55 AM |
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| GotToRollMe |
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Gazza wrote:
LOL..you bastard, gimmekeef.
Indeed...you doity bastid, Keith! You had my hopes up for a nanosecond there! LMAOOOOOOO... |
| 21st November 2007 11:58 AM |
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| gimmekeef |
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GotToRollMe wrote:
Indeed...you doity bastid, Keith! You had my hopes up for a nanosecond there! LMAOOOOOOO...
I'm into the holiday cheer a bit early!..Drink up...have a great week end GTRM! |
| 21st November 2007 12:07 PM |
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| GotToRollMe |
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gimmekeef wrote:
I'm into the holiday cheer a bit early!..Drink up...have a great week end GTRM!
LOL...it's never too early! You have a good one too, Keef!  |
| 21st November 2007 12:20 PM |
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| PartyDoll MEG |
Oh my Goodness....
Thanks for the good laugh I had reading your "Press Release." Harry Dick is right in the thick of it!!! |
| 21st November 2007 12:33 PM |
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| Jeep |
WOW ! This new is true !
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| 21st November 2007 12:55 PM |
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| rogerriffin |
quote:
Jeep wrote:
WOW ! This new is true !
LOL! this time no ticketfast system 
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| 21st November 2007 12:56 PM |
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| Joey |
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tumbled wrote:
blow it out your schmoey please. thank you.
bless you tumbled :
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| 21st November 2007 01:47 PM |
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| gimmekeef |
Jeeps on the case!...funny stuff man!!!!!! |
| 21st November 2007 02:54 PM |
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| pdog |
good post gimmekeef |
| 21st November 2007 05:03 PM |
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| fireontheplatter |
29.95!!!!!
damn
i'll take a dozen |
| 21st November 2007 05:10 PM |
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| FotiniD |
I have noticed that it usually takes us about 6 months after the end of a tour to flip out. Now we've done it in half the time It's getting worse! I think they have to just keep touring with only 1 month breaks in between. Otherwise many people's sanity is at risk. Epidemic baby |
| 21st November 2007 07:05 PM |
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| BILL PERKS |
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Jeep wrote:
WOW ! This new is true !
THATS POSTIN,BABY |
| 21st November 2007 07:07 PM |
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| LadyJane |
A list postin' by gimmekeef and Jeep.
Great job, guys.
LJ. |
| 21st November 2007 07:13 PM |
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| pdog |
this is the best thread in the past 100 years of postin', Ronnie!!! |
| 22nd November 2007 02:31 AM |
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| Kilroy |
You had me for a second, very funny stuff. Congratulation and Happy T DAY. |
| 22nd November 2007 09:49 AM |
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| gimmekeef |
Happy "T" day to all...On a related note apparently Cohl was misquoted...The $29.95 will be average convenience fees... |
| 22nd November 2007 10:39 PM |
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| Starbuck |
quote:
WOW ! This new is true !
bastard stole my material! |
| 22nd November 2007 11:26 PM |
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| pdog |
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Starbuck wrote:
bastard stole my material!
You've been Blowey'd |
