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Topic: Lance Showed Up...........................(NSC)!!!!!!!! Return to archive
19th November 2007 10:16 AM
Blowey .....at the Brazen Head last Friday evening !!!!!

Lance Bass, that is ...... I have said it before time and time again , but MAN can that boy friggin party !!!!

I mean , there we all were , the whole crew -- on the back patio by the Robert Mapplethorpe memorial garden, listening to "Tory Amos Live at the Mine Shaft" when all of a sudden Lance comes through the open door carring a tray full of Bombay Safire Martini's and some Lady Bic Shavers --- one for EACH of us . Nice .

Did I ever tell you that Lance gives a great back rub and comes equiped with 12 inches "cut"?! .... No ?! ... Well , it certainly makes for some fine enjoyable drinking let me tell ya ........

Lance wanted me to tell everyone at Rocks Off " Hi " and that he is ' confident ' of the Rolling Stones returning to the states next summer (Lance knows / sees all so his word is GOLD ) .


Ooops ... I am still pooping out last evening's Hamster!


Gotta go ............... literally :

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19th November 2007 10:19 AM
Joey
quote:
Blowey wrote:
.....at the Brazen Head last Friday evening !!!!!

Lance Bass, that is ...... I have said it before time and time again , but MAN can that boy friggin party !!!!

I mean , there we all were , the whole crew -- on the back patio by the Robert Mapplethorpe memorial garden, listening to "Tory Amos Live at the Mine Shaft" when all of a sudden Lance comes through the open door carring a tray full of Bombay Safire Martini's and some Lady Bic Shavers --- one for EACH of us . Nice .

Did I ever tell you that Lance gives a great back rub and comes equiped with 12 inches "cut"?! .... No ?! ... Well , it certainly makes for some fine enjoyable drinking let me tell ya ........

Lance wanted me to tell everyone at Rocks Off " Hi " and that he is ' confident ' of the Rolling Stones returning to the states next summer (Lance knows / sees all so his word is GOLD ) .


Ooops ... I am still pooping out last evening's Hamster!


Gotta go ............... literally :

********* END TRANSMISSION *************









Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
19th November 2007 10:21 AM
gypsy
quote:
Blowey wrote:
.....at the Brazen Head last Friday evening !!!!!

Lance Bass, that is ...... I have said it before time and time again , but MAN can that boy friggin party !!!!

I mean , there we all were , the whole crew -- on the back patio by the Robert Mapplethorpe memorial garden, listening to "Tory Amos Live at the Mine Shaft" when all of a sudden Lance comes through the open door carring a tray full of Bombay Safire Martini's and some Lady Bic Shavers --- one for EACH of us . Nice .

Did I ever tell you that Lance gives a great back rub and comes equiped with 12 inches "cut"?! .... No ?! ... Well , it certainly makes for some fine enjoyable drinking let me tell ya ........

Lance wanted me to tell everyone at Rocks Off " Hi " and that he is ' confident ' of the Rolling Stones returning to the states next summer (Lance knows / sees all so his word is GOLD ) .


Ooops ... I am still pooping out last evening's Hamster!


Gotta go ............... literally :

********* END TRANSMISSION *************




Oh, man, that one was funny.
19th November 2007 10:27 AM
Shmoey good morning lil' Gypsy

are we 'weeding' today?!?

tell us - we gotta know!!!



all hail the pee-wee!!!


Jacccckkkkky!!!!!
19th November 2007 10:33 AM
Blowey
quote:
gypsy wrote:


Oh, man, that one was funny.



Come, my princess..... Come to your Blowey for some Snugglin's!

Blowey!!!
19th November 2007 10:39 AM
gypsy
quote:
Blowey wrote:


Come, my princess..... Come to your Blowey for some Snugglin's!

Blowey!!!



Well, I gotta hand it to you - you are funnier than Schmoey and Ho-ey!
19th November 2007 10:47 AM
Joey
quote:
gypsy wrote:


Well, I gotta hand it to you - you are funnier than Schmoey and Ho-ey!



W- What ?!


Lil Fiji walking alone .....
No one to talk to, the Lugar is gone ;
The couch is deserted, LJ is gone ....
Only Max and the neocons have their home .
" Three hits a day !!!! " .. " Three hits a day !!! " .....
and this is why they left Rocks off?(but
had to return !!!).




{ Tremendous Applause + Standing Ovation + Tears in the eyes of the congregation }



" I THANK YOU !!!! ..... THANK YOU VERY MUCH !!! "



JACKY ! ™





[Edited by Joey]
19th November 2007 10:48 AM
Shmoey
quote:
gypsy wrote:


Well, I gotta hand it to you - you are funnier than Schmoey and Ho-ey!



19th November 2007 10:50 AM
gypsy
quote:
Joey wrote:


W- What ?!


Lil Fiji walking alone .....
No one to talk to, the Lugar is gone ;
The couch is deserted, LJ is gone ....
Only Max and the neocons have their home .
" Three hits a day !!!! " .. " Three hits a day !!! " .....
and this is why they left Rocks off?(but
had to return !!!).




{ Tremendous Applause + Standing Ovation + Tears in the eyes of the congregation }



" I THANK YOU !!!! ..... THANK YOU VERY MUCH !!! "



JACKY ! ™





[Edited by Joey]



That's funny too...and true!
19th November 2007 11:05 AM
Shmoey
quote:
gypsy wrote:


That's funny too...and true!



19th November 2007 11:27 AM
Blowey Has anyone else ever put an electric eel in their pooper?

Developing...........

Shocking......................

19th November 2007 11:31 AM
Shmoey
quote:
Blowey wrote:
Has anyone else ever put an electric eel in their pooper?

Developing...........

Shocking......................







come to shmoey

http://www.qwestcenter.com/

Ronnnniecakes!!
19th November 2007 11:39 AM
Joey
quote:
gypsy wrote:


That's funny too...and true!





You bet your sweet , SWEET Bippy it is funny ... and true .


W- What ?! ..... Oh , sure ! :


Lil' Fiji don't be a hero ....
Don't be a fool with your life ;
Oh, Lil' Fiji don't be a hero, come home and make the couch your life .
And as he started to go, the couchies said Lil' Fiji keep your head low ........
Lil' Fiji don't be a hero come back to the couch!!!


'kins , Est. 1999

19th November 2007 12:09 PM
Fiji Joe Excuse me...was you saying sumptin'?...nuh uh...you cain't
tell me nuffin'

19th November 2007 12:20 PM
gypsy
quote:
Fiji Joe wrote:
Excuse me...was you saying sumptin'?...nuh uh...you cain't
tell me nuffin'





*yawn*
Played-out, dude. Come back when you get some fresh material.
19th November 2007 12:24 PM
Joey
quote:
gypsy wrote:


*yawn*
Played-out, dude. Come back when you get some fresh material.





concur my Princess :

I'm keeping it real
I'm doing it right
Momma Shapiro is coming home tonight!!!
She cleaned the couch
and was out of sight
because the couchies
had no fight
they caved in real easy ( see : LBJ )
LIKE a stool in the bowel
and she flushed them down
one by one
Melena, one was heard to say
you tarry , oily, black stool
just go away!!!
19th November 2007 12:32 PM
gypsy
quote:
Joey wrote:



concur my Princess :

I'm keeping it real
I'm doing it right
Momma Shapiro is coming home tonight!!!
She cleaned the couch
and was out of sight
because the couchies
had no fight
they caved in real easy ( see : LBJ )
LIKE a stool in the bowel
and she flushed them down
one by one
Melena, one was heard to say
you tarry , oily, black stool
just go away!!!




I'll see you Thursday! I'm bringing my famous spinach dip.
19th November 2007 01:07 PM
Blowey
quote:
gypsy wrote:


I'll see you Thursday! I'm bringing my famous spinach dip.




!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
19th November 2007 01:26 PM
Starbuck
quote:


!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


19th November 2007 02:08 PM
Blowey
quote:
Joey wrote:

had no fight
they caved



19th November 2007 06:09 PM
glencar Joey just can't compete wit' the other runners in the heat!
19th November 2007 06:33 PM
Joey
quote:
glencar wrote:
Joey just can't compete wit' the other runners in the heat!



b-blue ... ( notice very small b )


the term ' glencar ' refers to a waterfall in St. Joseph's , MO ( SW side of town near the ' ammo dump ' ) . Word .



....
[ cc:kins ]
[Edited by Joey]
19th November 2007 06:39 PM
Starbuck joey....

it is time you come to terms...you are just not that popular anymore. perhaps you should retreat to keno's or shidoobee (yikes!) for awhile. you know, to find yourself...then, when you have figured out where things have gone wrong, you can charge back with a return post, a'la feej after fleabit's departure.

for the good of the board, man. blowey will keep us entertained in your absence, posting pics of gary coleman and various parts of phyllis diller's anatomy.

19th November 2007 07:04 PM
gypsy
quote:
Starbuck wrote:
joey....

it is time you come to terms...you are just not that popular anymore. perhaps you should retreat to keno's or shidoobee (yikes!) for awhile. you know, to find yourself...then, when you have figured out where things have gone wrong, you can charge back with a return post, a'la feej after fleabit's departure.

for the good of the board, man. blowey will keep us entertained in your absence, posting pics of gary coleman and various parts of phyllis diller's anatomy.





Joey is very popular...and will continue to be popular. Often imitated but never duplicated. That's our Joey!

19th November 2007 07:08 PM
pdog




20th November 2007 03:18 AM
Shmoey
quote:
Starbuck wrote:
joey....

it is time you come to terms...you are just not that popular anymore. perhaps you should retreat to shidoobee (yikes!) for awhile.






22nd November 2007 12:11 AM
gypsy bump

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