| November 22nd, 2005 03:52 PM |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
Teen charged with having sex with dummy
Sioux Falls, S.d. | November 22, 2005 12:01:13 AM IST
A South Dakota teenager has been charged with indecent exposure for allegedly having sex with a mannequin.
A security guard found Michael James Plentyhorse, 18, sans pants on the floor in the Washington High School Alumni Room in Sioux Falls, S.D., with a half-naked female mannequin, the Sioux Falls Argus Leader reported.
There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin, a police spokesman told the newspaper. That's the only way I know how to put it.
The spokesman said security staff had reported the same mannequin found undressed on several occasions.
(UPI) |
| November 22nd, 2005 04:30 PM |
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| kath |
so many tasteless lines come to mind..... |
| November 22nd, 2005 04:44 PM |
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| voodoopug |
quote:
kath wrote:
so many tasteless lines come to mind.....
if there ever was a thread begging for joey's attention! |
| November 22nd, 2005 05:47 PM |
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| the worst kinda guy |
for a minute i thought he might have been screwing my ex wife. |
| November 22nd, 2005 05:48 PM |
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| pavlovs dog |
quote:
voodoopug wrote:
if there ever was a thread begging for joey's attention!
Waiter,
check please!
[Edited by pavlovs dog] |
| November 22nd, 2005 06:02 PM |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
Here's a cutie!
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| November 22nd, 2005 07:24 PM |
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| The Volitan |
what exactly was this kid trying to do? I'm pretty sure mannequins don't have holes. |
| November 22nd, 2005 07:24 PM |
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| kath |
blow up wanda does...maybe he was practicing til he could get her...... |
| November 22nd, 2005 07:37 PM |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
quote:
The Volitan wrote:
I'm pretty sure mannequins don't have holes.
That's pretty easy to solve. All you need is a drill. |
| November 22nd, 2005 07:44 PM |
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| pavlovs dog |
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
That's pretty easy to solve. All you need is a drill.
That doesn't solve the hot and juicy part. I like my vagina to be warm and wet and smell like fresh sushi.
[Edited by pavlovs dog] |
| November 22nd, 2005 10:50 PM |
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| Dan |
quote:
The Volitan wrote:
what exactly was this kid trying to do? I'm pretty sure mannequins don't have holes.
But can a mannequin make a fist? |
| November 23rd, 2005 01:57 PM |
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| docskuz |
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pavlovs dog wrote:
"I like my vagina to be warm and wet and smell like fresh sushi.
[Edited by pavlovs dog]
Wow, you're female????
heh J/K!!!
Doc |
| November 23rd, 2005 02:14 PM |
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| pavlovs dog |
quote:
docskuz wrote:
Wow, you're female????
heh J/K!!!
Doc
Doc,
You see, in the English Language we don't decline our nouns for possession, direct object or indirect object. So when I say I like my vagina warm and wet, I mean it as if I were saying I Like my beer cold.
But if I did have a vagina I would like it to smell like fresh sushi.
Fortunately I am a (+) and not a(-)
[Edited by pavlovs dog] |
| November 23rd, 2005 02:22 PM |
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| monkey_man |
Oh . . .I thought this was a thread about Britney and her husband! |
