| 19th November 2006 08:25 AM |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
10. Bill Parcells
9. James Carville
8. Heather Mills
7. Don King
6. Sean Hannity
5. Elton John
4. Ted Nugent
3. Barbara Steisand
2. Tom Cruise
1. Mr T.
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| 19th November 2006 08:52 AM |
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| mrhipfl |
this one: http://novogate.com/board/968/233001-1.html |
| 19th November 2006 11:47 AM |
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| BILL PERKS |
THAT FERGIE DYKE FROM BLACK EYED PEAS |
| 19th November 2006 11:53 AM |
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| mojoman |
quote:
BILL PERKS wrote:
THAT FERGIE DYKE FROM BLACK EYED PEAS
she's a dyke? what a waste |
| 19th November 2006 12:48 PM |
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| lotsajizz |
currently? no contest--Tom Cruise |
| 19th November 2006 12:51 PM |
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| Bruno |
Is she, really? |
| 19th November 2006 06:38 PM |
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| MrPleasant |
Paris fucking Hilton |
| 20th November 2006 02:50 AM |
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| glencar |
Dixie Chix. |
| 20th November 2006 07:07 AM |
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| Mahatma Kane Jeeves |
Geraldo??
Rosie O'Fat?? |
| 20th November 2006 10:31 AM |
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| egon |
For the French here:
(the rest of you are lucky enough not to know who she is)
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| 20th November 2006 10:42 AM |
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| egon |
For the Dutch here:
(the rest of you are lucky enough not to know who they are)
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| 20th November 2006 10:48 AM |
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| egon |
For the germans:
(The rest of you are lucky enough not to know...hmmm)
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| 20th November 2006 12:07 PM |
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| Jumacfly |
quote:
egon wrote:
For the French here:
(the rest of you are lucky enough not to know who she is)
OMG!!!
yes you guys really LUCKY I tell you that!! :O |
| 20th November 2006 01:17 PM |
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| Poison Dart |
Here are some annoying stars.
Sharon Stone
Richard Gere
Madonna
Hillary Clinton (nothing to do w/politics I just find her phony)
Kurt Cobain
Tommy Lee
Jenny McCarthy
Heather Mills
Britney Spears
Paris Hilton
Lndsay Lohan
Angelina Jolie (takes herself a little serious)
Jessica Simpson + her father who wants to fuck her. That dude is out of his mind. He is always saying how sexy his daughter is + what a big chest she has etc,
Rosanne Barr
Jack Black (tries to hard)
Jada Picket
Will Smith (tries to hard)
George Clooney
Tom Cruise (dude, is fucking nuts)
Brad Pitt (Remember when movie stars where real men like John Wayne + Clint Eastwood?)
Kaite Holmes (One day this adoring little girl is going to wake up and realize she married a fucking nut)
Robbie Williams- Nobody knows who he is in the US
Liam Gallagher or whatever the idiot lead singer of Oasis name is. Nobody in the USA knows who that idiot is either.
I'd say the majority of stars are either really annoying or straight up dumb.
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| 20th November 2006 06:19 PM |
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| robpop |
quote:
glencar wrote:
Dixie Chix.
Do they still qualify as celebrities? |
| 20th November 2006 06:49 PM |
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| MrPleasant |
Whoa, nobody has mentioned Bono. This must be a Record. |
| 20th November 2006 06:51 PM |
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| Soldatti |
quote:
Poison Dart wrote:
Paris Hilton
You'll make Joey very sad. |
| 20th November 2006 07:39 PM |
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| rolling who |
Paris Hilton (born on third base and thinks she hit a triple)
Nicole Ritchie (see Hilton, Paris)
Rosie O'Donnell (a fat, completely worthless dyke)
Hillary Clinton (a completely worthless dyke)
Yoko Ono (utterly devoid of talent)
Madonna (can't write songs or play an instrument; she was in control of her own image ... big f'in deal)
(I won't include Heather Mills, for she's not a celebrity) |
| 20th November 2006 07:54 PM |
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| glencar |
quote:
egon wrote:
For the French here:
(the rest of you are lucky enough not to know who she is)
Is this Miss France 2006? |
| 20th November 2006 08:09 PM |
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| gypsy |
The most obnoxious webmaster has GOT to be this guy:
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| 20th November 2006 08:18 PM |
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| Fiji Joe |
Cheat the odds that made you
Brave to try to gamble at times
Well I feel like dirty laundry
Sending sickness on down the line
Tell you why
cause Im jealous, jealous again
Thought it time I let you in
Yeah, Im jealous, jealous again
Got no time, baby
Always drunk on sunday
Tryn to feel like Im at home
Smell the gasoline burning
Boys out feeling nervous and cold
(repeat 1st chorus)
Stop, understand me
I aint afraid of losing face
Stop, understand me
I aint afraid of ever losing faith in you
Never felt like smiling
Sugar wanna kill me yet
Find me loose lipped and laughing
Singing songs aint got no regrets
(repeat 1st and 2nd chorus)
Dont you think I want to
Dont you think I would
Dont you think Id tell you baby
If I only could
Am I acting crazy
Am I just too proud
Am I just plain lazy
Am i, am i, am i, ever
(repeat 1st chorus)
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| 20th November 2006 08:25 PM |
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| gypsy |
quote:
Fiji Joe wrote:
Cheat the odds that made you
Brave to try to gamble at times
Well I feel like dirty laundry
Sending sickness on down the line
Tell you why
cause Im jealous, jealous again
Thought it time I let you in
Yeah, Im jealous, jealous again
Got no time, baby
Always drunk on sunday
Tryn to feel like Im at home
Smell the gasoline burning
Boys out feeling nervous and cold
(repeat 1st chorus)
Stop, understand me
I aint afraid of losing face
Stop, understand me
I aint afraid of ever losing faith in you
Never felt like smiling
Sugar wanna kill me yet
Find me loose lipped and laughing
Singing songs aint got no regrets
(repeat 1st and 2nd chorus)
Dont you think I want to
Dont you think I would
Dont you think Id tell you baby
If I only could
Am I acting crazy
Am I just too proud
Am I just plain lazy
Am i, am i, am i, ever
(repeat 1st chorus)
Oh, look! The sirmoonie wannabe has reared it's ugly head. |
| 20th November 2006 08:25 PM |
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| Fiji Joe |
[Jamie Foxx]
She take my money, well I'm in need
Yeah she's a triflin friend indeed
Oh she's a gold digger way over time
That digs on me
[Chorus:]
(she steal me money)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm in Need)
But she aint messin wit no broke niggas (she steal me money)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm in Need)
but she aint messin wit no broke niggas(I gotta leave)
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head
[Verse 1:]
[Jamie Foxx's Lyrics Repeated across verse]
Cutie the bomb
Met her at a beauty salon
With a baby louis vuitton
Under her under arm
She said I can tell you rock
I can tell by ya charm
Far as girls you got a flock
I can tell by ya charm and ya arm
but I'm lookin for the one
have you seen her
My psychic told me she'ya have a ass like Serena
Trina, Jennifer Lopez, four kids
An I gotta take all they bad ass to show-biz
Ok get ya kids but then they got they friends
I Pulled up in the Benz, they all got up in
We all went to din and then I had to pay
If you fuckin' with this girl then you betta be paid
You know why
Take too much to touch her
From what I heard she got a baby by Busta
My best friend say she use to fuck wit Usher
I don't care what none of y'all say I still love her
[Chorus:]
(she steal me money)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm in Need)
But she aint messin wit no broke niggas (she steal me money)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm in Need)
but she aint messin wit no broke niggas (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head
[Verse 2:]
[Jamie Foxx Lyrics Repeated across verse]
18 years, 18 years
She got one of yo kids got you for 18 years
I know somebody payin child support for one of his kids
His baby momma car, crib is bigger than his
You will see him on TV Any Given Sunday
Win the Superbowl and drive off in a Hyundai
She was spose to buy ya shorty tyco with ya money
She went to the doctor got lipo with ya money
She walkin around lookin like Michael with ya money
Shoulda got that insured, GEICO for ya moneeey(your money)
If you aint no punk holla We Want Prenupt
WE WANT PRENUPT!, Yeaah
It's something that you need to have
Cause when she leave yo ass she gone leave with half
18 years, 18 years
And on the 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his
[Chorus:]
(she steal me money)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm in Need)
But she aint messin wit no broke niggas (she steal me money)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm in Need)
but she aint messin wit no broke niggas (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head
[Verse 3:]
[Jamie Foxx Lyrics Repeated across part of verse]
Now I aint sayin you a gold digger you got needs
You don't want a dude to smoke but he can't buy weed
You go out to eat, can't pay ya'll can't leave
There's dishes in the back, he gotta roll up his sleeves
But while yall washin watch him
He gone make it to a Benz out of that Datsun
He got that ambition baby look in his eyes
This week he moppin floors next week it's the fries
So, stick by his side
I know his dude's ballin and yea thats nice
And they gone keep callin and tryin
But you stay right girl
But when you get on he leave yo ass for a white girl
Get down girl go head get down
Get down girl go head get down
get down girl go head get down
[she take my money]
Let me here that back
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| 20th November 2006 08:34 PM |
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| Poison Dart |
Sorry Joey about the Paris Hilton thing.
I forgot to add the following:
1/ Kelly Rippa
2/ The entire cast of Friends (the most overrated progam in the history of tv)
3/ Bono (cliche, but I can't help it)
4/ Barbara Streisand
5/ Dr Laura Schlessinger (I hate that bitch)
6/ Nancy Grace
7/ Rosie O'Donell
8/ Faith Hill (so damm nice,blah,)
9/ Kathy Lee Gifford
10/ Mr Blackwell
11/ Pamela Anderson
12/ Mischa Barton
13/ Mariah Carey
14/ Tara Reid
15/ Jane Fonda
16/ Fred Durst (is he still a star?)
17/ The Kennedy's
18/ Sean Hannity
19/ Jim Crammer
20/ Katie Couric
21/ Suze Orman (maybe the most annoying person to ever walk the face of the earth)
22/ Donald Trump
23/ Danny Bonaduce
24/ Yoko Ono (another cliche)
25/ Jessie Jackson
26/ Ted Nugent
27/ Eddie and Alex Van Halen (Eddie was once a rock god. now doing music for pornos)EVH can get off this list if he tours and records with CLH
28/ Martin Sheen + his offspring
29/ The Entire Baldwin family
30/ Martin Lawrence
31/ Steven Segal
32/ John Claude Van Damn
33/ Cameron Diaz
34/ Pink
35/ George Lucas (for fucking up the Star Wars films with those shitty prequel's he made)
There are so many annoying stars I could do this for days.
[Edited by Poison Dart]
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| 20th November 2006 08:55 PM |
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| gypsy |
You see me mowin' my front lawn
I know they're all thinkin' I'm so
White and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy
I wanna roll with the gangstas
But so far they all think I'm too
White and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Really, really white and nerdy
First in my class here at MIT
Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D
M.C. Escher, that's my favorite M.C.
Keep you're 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Stephen Hawking's in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a wiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days
Once you've see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed
My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
There's no killer app I haven't run (run)
At Pascal, well I'm number one (one)
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat, but I got a soldering gun (what?)
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon
Here's the part I sing on...
You see me roll on my Segway
I know in my heart they think I'm
White and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy
I'd like to roll with the gangstas
Although it's apparent I'm too
White and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
How'd I get so white and nerdy
I been browsin', inspectin' X-Men comics
You know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect them
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L
I got a business doing websites (websites)
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for 'em all
Even made a homepage for my dog, yo
I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin' a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a role of bubble wrap
Pop, pop - hope no one sees me gettin' freaky
I'm nerdy in the extreme
Whiter than sour cream
I was in AV club and glee club
And even the chess team
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was "Do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?"
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire
Got my name on my underwear They see me strollin', they're laughin'
And rollin' their eyes cause I'm so
White and nerdy
Just because I'm white and nerdy
Just because I'm white and nerdy
All because I'm white and nerdy
Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy
I wanna bowl with the gangstas
But oh well, it's obvious I'm
White and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy
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| 20th November 2006 09:11 PM |
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| Bloozehound |
Mr T's cool, Tom Cruise should be #1, but fuck all the celeberties
sick of them all
[Edited by Bloozehound] |
| 20th November 2006 09:23 PM |
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| Poplar |
Billy Bush.
I wish hatefull shit on that sack of crap. |
| 20th November 2006 11:00 PM |
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| Poison Dart |
Who is Billy Bush? |
| 21st November 2006 07:11 AM |
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Barry Bonds |
| 21st November 2006 07:20 AM |
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| ComeAsYouAre |
quote:
Bloozehound wrote:
Tom Cruise should be #1
[Edited by Bloozehound]
I second that. |
