| 27th September 2007 11:11 PM |
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| tumbled |
quote:
TomL wrote:
We want to know what the ROCC thinks about Anal Sex. Please post your comments. Opinions will be kept secret.
what a piece of poetry you have made here Tom. but anal just aint' natural so it is not good. ask yourself, is it natural? that's what I do. and if it ain't stay away from doing it, if the birds are flying to the song its a good song. but if the birds and butterflies aren't flying to it , its not a good song thats how i see it.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio/aod/genres/blues/aod.shtml?london/bobmarley#
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| 28th September 2007 03:15 PM |
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| charlotte |
holy little mary, Joesph and Molly hatchet...had my yearly physical, the doc stuck his arm so far up my ass I thought I was going to blow big time chunks everywhere....
surely this thread can beat out van halen |
| 28th September 2007 03:25 PM |
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| monkey_man |
quote:
tumbled wrote:
but anal just aint' natural so it is not good. ask yourself, is it natural? that's what I do. and if it ain't stay away from doing it,
Why do the pieces fit together?? |
| 28th September 2007 03:28 PM |
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| pdog |
quote:
tumbled wrote:
what a piece of poetry you have made here Tom. but anal just aint' natural so it is not good. ask yourself, is it natural? that's what I do. and if it ain't stay away from doing it, if the birds are flying to the song its a good song. but if the birds and butterflies aren't flying to it , its not a good song thats how i see it.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio/aod/genres/blues/aod.shtml?london/bobmarley#
I've seen orgasms!!! |
| 28th September 2007 04:20 PM |
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| glencar |
quote:
charlotte wrote:
holy little mary, Joesph and Molly hatchet...had my yearly physical, the doc stuck his arm so far up my ass I thought I was going to blow big time chunks everywhere....
surely this thread can beat out van halen
One time I had a "sigmoidoscope" stuck up there. That was EXTREMELY cvold & unpleasant. |
| 28th September 2007 05:17 PM |
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| TomL |
Wow I feel for the both of you. I had a bi-opsy done on my colon, that was no fun........ |
| 29th September 2007 06:21 PM |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
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glencar wrote:
One time I had a "sigmoidoscope" stuck up there. That was EXTREMELY cvold & unpleasant.
Insert joke here > _________________________________ .
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| 29th September 2007 06:25 PM |
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| pdog |
I'm gonna be 40, I should go get that old man ass test, huh? |
| 29th September 2007 06:36 PM |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
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pdog wrote:
I'm gonna be 40, I should go get that old man ass test, huh?
Why not? If you got kids you want to stick around for awhile longer. Better safe than sorry. |
| 29th September 2007 07:57 PM |
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| PartyDoll MEG |
Has the anal sex thread turned into the get you colonoscopy now before it's too late thread? |
| 29th September 2007 08:12 PM |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
quote:
PartyDoll MEG wrote:
Has the anal sex thread turned into the get you colonoscopy now before it's too late thread?
It's never too late.
[Edited by Ten Thousand Motels] |
| 29th September 2007 09:26 PM |
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| robpop |
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glencar wrote:
One time I had a "sigmoidoscope" stuck up there. That was EXTREMELY cvold & unpleasant.
I had that done also. I did not talk to anybody for three weeks. |
| 30th September 2007 04:31 AM |
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| bilsim |
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ha3r0YguThk&mode=related&search=
is the general procedure I am lead to believe? |
| 30th September 2007 01:30 PM |
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| jostorm |
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monkey_man wrote:
Why do the pieces fit together??
....penises also fit under guillotines, below hammers,into toasters,between shut car door and car, into vices, into the mouth of a black mamba, some are so tiny they will even fit into a cigar-cutter.....your logic, my Dear monkey man, sucks, or should that be "is buggered up" ??? 
PS: HAVE HUMAN COLONOSCOPE. WILL TRAVEL. CONFIDENTIALITY ASSURED. PLEASE LEAVE PERSONAL DETAILS WITH GAZZA. USUAL EXPLORATION PRICE IS £1500 PLUS TRAVEL EXPENSES.
[Edited by Germaine Greer]
[Edited by jostorm] |
| 30th September 2007 03:47 PM |
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| lotsajizz |
jostorm has some, shall we say, 'inhibitions' and seems to wish them imparted....
the Greer tag says it all....
[Edited by lotsajizz] |
| 30th September 2007 04:04 PM |
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| Keyser Söze |
If this is about ass & penis, does lesbian fisting, dildos and fingers in the butt apply to this theory of unnatural entrance? And let's not forget about Van Halen fans. |
| 30th September 2007 08:32 PM |
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| Kilroy |
ARE WE AT THE.................. END of the END. |
| 1st October 2007 07:42 PM |
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| lotsajizz |
my only friend
the END |
| 1st October 2007 08:37 PM |
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| BONOISLOVE |
quote:
Keyser Söze wrote:
If this is about ass & penis, does lesbian fisting, dildos and fingers in the butt apply to this theory of unnatural entrance? And let's not forget about Van Halen fans.
How can lesbians fist? Their arms are flabby and don't have enough strenght. |
| 2nd October 2007 02:31 PM |
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| TomL |
I painted my kitchen brown pee pee. |
| 2nd October 2007 03:53 PM |
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| Trey Krimsin |
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TomL wrote:
I painted my kitchen brown pee pee.
As long as it does not smell like brown pee pee, then you should be fine. The neighbors, however...... |
| 2nd October 2007 10:05 PM |
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| tumbled |
quote:
jostorm wrote:
....penises also fit under guillotines, below hammers,into toasters,between shut car door and car, into vices, into the mouth of a black mamba, some are so tiny they will even fit into a cigar-cutter.....your logic, my Dear monkey man, sucks, or should that be "is buggered up" ???
PS: HAVE HUMAN COLONOSCOPE. WILL TRAVEL. CONFIDENTIALITY ASSURED. PLEASE LEAVE PERSONAL DETAILS WITH GAZZA. USUAL EXPLORATION PRICE IS £1500 PLUS TRAVEL EXPENSES.
[Edited by Germaine Greer]
[Edited by jostorm]
I had a hate men day today......
I keep thinking, we wouldn't have wars, the world wouldn't be so populated, we could get some things done....
but then I realize that I like to see them be cocky and I like to look at their bodies and they are so easy to talk to so what are we as women to do ? they want to blow things up and make phallic shaped objects and make loud noises all the time, its so irritating and stupid.
[Edited by tumbled] |
| 2nd October 2007 11:22 PM |
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| tumbled |
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TomL wrote:
I painted my kitchen brown pee pee.
good luck Tom old boy....clean and crisp is the new brown..
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| 3rd October 2007 12:19 AM |
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| sweetcharmedlife |
Well, I had a prostate exam done one time,where the DR.spread half a tube of ky on me and stuck his hand up my ass. I asked him if he could buy me dinner next time. |
| 3rd October 2007 04:31 AM |
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| jostorm |
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tumbled wrote:
I had a hate men day today......
I keep thinking, we wouldn't have wars, the world wouldn't be so populated, we could get some things done....
but then I realize that I like to see them be cocky and I like to look at their bodies and they are so easy to talk to so what are we as women to do ? they want to blow things up and make phallic shaped objects and make loud noises all the time, its so irritating and stupid.
[Edited by tumbled]
Hi, tumbled! Did you use to have an avatar with a kitten jumping over a meadow??? Didn't realise you are a girl....
Actually, I do love men... I was just trying to put into a humorous way the fact that just because their penis fits into an anal aperture it doesn't mean it's necessarily right to fit it in. If two consenting adults both get a kick out of it, then it's ok by me, but the point is you should be allowed to say no to it .
Life is a bit more complicated than the feminist "solution" of just cutting them out of the equation and throwing your shaver away. The Greer thing was meant as a joke, but then poor simple sayshe'sgotlotsajizz wouldn't get it, bless his cotton socks, he's a bit simple....
Sorry if you're going through a phase of "I hate men", but the thing to bear in mind is that they all got reared by their mum (well, the lucky ones to have one, anyway). I only have a daughter, but I tend to point out to my girlfriends that have sons and are a bit embroiled in their Oedipussy-relationship, that some poor woman will have to live with the little monster one day, to just bear that in mind....not that it makes the slightest bit of difference, the little angels can take a dump on their mum's head and they would just coo "ain't he wonderful?"
It explains a lot, don't you think?
I suppose it would be easy to just blame every problem in this world on men, but it takes two people to tango....There was an article in the paper about a year ago about a whole community of women going on sexual strike in a large village in Brazil. They were fed up with the men not working at all, taking away the women's hard-earned money, and spending it on firewater down the pub. They refused to sleep with the husbands until a catalogue of conditions got fulfilled.And they got their way....
Ha! The anal sex thread has now officially been highjacked for women issues....who would have thunk this????  |
| 3rd October 2007 05:28 AM |
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| lotsajizz |
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jostorm wrote:
Ha! The anal sex thread has now officially been highjacked for women issues....who would have thunk this????
Jenna Jameson |
| 4th October 2007 07:52 PM |
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| JaggerLips |
quote:
PartyDoll MEG wrote:
Has the anal sex thread turned into the get you colonoscopy now before it's too late thread?
Yeah well if someone out there thinks they might need a check up and it turns out to be a life saving measure then I am all for it. Too many people out there don't go to see their Doctor for an examination because they are scared.
Anyway K.Y to you all. |
| 4th October 2007 08:24 PM |
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| TomL |
I have an office here in DC for womens problems, please come see Dr. Wong..........By appointment only. |
| 4th October 2007 09:33 PM |
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| PartyDoll MEG |
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TomL wrote:
I have an office here in DC for womens problems, please come see Dr. Wong..........By appointment only.
What services do you offer Mr. Wong Dong Willy Bong? |
| 4th October 2007 09:35 PM |
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| Trey Krimsin |
I have a bad feeling about this...... |
