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17th September 2007 08:01 AM
Gazza
quote:
Factory Girl wrote:


This thread is too much information.



LOL....the title alone should have been enough to deter the faint-hearted from opening it, let alone wait until it's 3rd page to get squeamish!
17th September 2007 08:01 AM
andrews27 Personally. I find anal sex overrated, as it's all smooth muscle back there. Much better friction at the main entrance.
17th September 2007 08:05 AM
Gazza
quote:
BONOISLOVE wrote:
This thread makes me cry.



Lucky you. I've spent most of my time reading it with my legs crossed and my sphincter tightened in fear....
17th September 2007 08:21 AM
jostorm
There's decidedly a certain anal smell of violets about this thread.....

Gazza: Do you think that the moderator as well as the posters of IORR occasionally come here for some fresh air and some interesting and uncensored info ???????? And possibly even their mothers (the ones that IORR censorship is trying to protect, which as a consequence go round all day splurting out obscene "Bob Saget!"s ???????)
17th September 2007 08:37 AM
Gazza I dont know if I'd call the air 'fresh' after reading all this!
17th September 2007 08:46 AM
GotToRollMe
quote:
Gazza wrote:

Lucky you. I've spent most of my time reading it with my legs crossed and my sphincter tightened in fear....




LOL...this thread is just chock full of interesting imagery.
17th September 2007 09:52 AM
PartyDoll MEG No political thread..

And anal sex takes over??!!!...

And we have made Bonoislove cry

Dear Lord...


And Gazza..put away the Profanisaurus!!!
17th September 2007 11:00 AM
Ade crazy stuff! lol
17th September 2007 11:37 AM
VoodooChileInWOnderl
quote:
oldkr wrote:
actually that particular sphincter muscle - like most in the body- has no "natural" orientation, meaning it works just as well in both directions.

YES! to lube and lots of it!

and you can smoke crack and suck cock-- you either need a thin pipe and a fat cock or a fat pipe and a thin cock...silly!

OLDKR



Too Many Cocks
17th September 2007 12:42 PM
pdog We really need a thread about blow jobs, ass and tit slapping, choking or bondage!
Seriously folks... anal sex is so standard and by todays sexual standards is vanilla...
FYI, vanilla is a sex term for reg. sex...
17th September 2007 01:16 PM
bilsim A girl I used to know in school had anal sex for the first time when she was 15 and bled for a week afterward. Not nice. This interview snippet with pornstar Tyla Wynn pretty much sures up that you're meant to put it in the pink for a reason.

HCG: What do you do to prepare for anal?
TW: I have done about two hundred and thirty anal scenes and not had a mess. I only eat one meal a day because I have been doing anal so many days in a row now. I use warm water and it cleans it out fine.

HCG: Doesn’t getting fucked in the ass everyday take its toll after a while?
TW: This may sound weird but I cannot take a shit like a normal person would. I have to use an enema every time I go to the bathroom to take a shit because I can’t push.

HCG: A real enema or just warm water?
TW: Just warm water. I can’t push it out.

HCG: Do you think that if you stopped having anal sex it might go back to normal?
TW: That’s what I think. I’m always scared that my intestines are going to fall out. I heard something about that once. How does that happen?

HCG: I don’t know. I’m not a doctor.
TW: True.

HCG: We could ask a doctor but I’m sure he would just tell you to stop getting fucked in the ass every day if you are concerned with it.
TW: And that’s not going to work. I like it too much. Everyone has a bad habit
17th September 2007 01:49 PM
rocker Pd-dog,

Just biological facts, biologically speaking.

rocker wrote:
Jos is right. the arse isnt meant to be pentrated. it aint built for it

P-dog wrote:

There's a fine line between forcing someone to do something against their will and telling someone what they enjoy doing is wrong!
Do you understand get that?

I thought you were going to burn me some 72 dallas boots?

Rocker
17th September 2007 03:09 PM
GotToRollMe
quote:
PartyDoll MEG wrote:

No political thread..

And anal sex takes over??!!!...

And we have made Bonoislove cry

Dear Lord...




And the tour's only been over for three weeks!
17th September 2007 04:00 PM
Trey Krimsin Something tells me we're going to have a thread about poon tang soon.....
17th September 2007 04:22 PM
TomL Poo Tang Sweet or Sour?

Steel Driving Hammer- No broke back mountain for me. I am the packer not the packie.

What ever floats your boat, I am not the one to judge.

As Frank Zappa would say.......I'm gonna ram, ram it, ram it, ram it up your poop shoot. Cornhole, Crisco.

Is corn hole spelt with a c or k?
[Edited by TomL]
17th September 2007 05:42 PM
gustavobala
quote:
bilsim wrote:
A girl I used to know in school had anal sex for the first time when she was 15 and bled for a week afterward. Not nice. This interview snippet with pornstar Tyla Wynn pretty much sures up that you're meant to put it in the pink for a reason.

HCG: What do you do to prepare for anal?
TW: I have done about two hundred and thirty anal scenes and not had a mess. I only eat one meal a day because I have been doing anal so many days in a row now. I use warm water and it cleans it out fine.

HCG: Doesn’t getting fucked in the ass everyday take its toll after a while?
TW: This may sound weird but I cannot take a shit like a normal person would. I have to use an enema every time I go to the bathroom to take a shit because I can’t push.

HCG: A real enema or just warm water?
TW: Just warm water. I can’t push it out.

HCG: Do you think that if you stopped having anal sex it might go back to normal?
TW: That’s what I think. I’m always scared that my intestines are going to fall out. I heard something about that once. How does that happen?

HCG: I don’t know. I’m not a doctor.
TW: True.

HCG: We could ask a doctor but I’m sure he would just tell you to stop getting fucked in the ass every day if you are concerned with it.
TW: And that’s not going to work. I like it too much. Everyone has a bad habit



she needs talk with nici sterling, or roxxane hall...LOL
17th September 2007 06:41 PM
Gazza The 'homely' Ms Wynn sounds quite a catch!

here she is :



Pretty,but dont stand too close if she drops an 'air biscuit'.....
[Edited by Gazza]
17th September 2007 07:14 PM
oldkr that porn star needs to take a vacation and invest in an butt plug. She also needs to take an anatomy lesson. The muscle has no orientation. It is not, physiologicaly speaking, one way.

OLDKR

17th September 2007 08:08 PM
andrews27 [Mick Jagger, reading this thread online, in front of Martin Scorsese's camera:] "Well, I suppose you would expect this sort of thing on a Rolling Stones site. I mean, I would..."
18th September 2007 02:09 AM
Zack
quote:
bilsim wrote:
TW: This may sound weird but I cannot take a shit like a normal person would. I have to use an enema every time I go to the bathroom to take a shit because I can’t push.

OMFG! Talk about packed fudge! And yet . . .

I like it too much. Everyone has a bad habit



She's going to be in a colostomy bag in no time. All I can say is I hope she's well paid.
18th September 2007 03:59 AM
EELPIE
quote:
steel driving hammer wrote:
Never, I'm only a cock sucker.



18th September 2007 08:30 AM
VoodooChileInWOnderl Read and listen
Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
Frank Zappa

Hey! do you know what you are?
Youre an asshole! an asshole!

Some of you might not agree
cause you probably likes a lot of misery
But think a while and you will see...
Broken hearts are for assholes
Broken hearts are for assholes
Are you an asshole?
Broken hearts are for assholes
Are you an asshole too?
Whatcha gonna do, cause youre an asshole...

Maybe you think youre a lonely guy
Maybe you think youre too tough to cry
So you went to the grape,
Just to give it a try
And dagmar
Without a doubt, the ugliest sonofabitch I ever saw in my life
Was his name...
One two three four!
The whiskers sticking out from underneath of his
Pancake make-up
And yet he was a beautiful lady
Nearly drove you insane
Lets talk about leather: leatherrrrrr
And so you kissed a little sailor
Tex abel, starring in the latest shepperton production:
Who had just blew in from spain
Sir richard pump-a-loaf
You sniffed the reeking buns of angel
The story of a demented bread-boffer
And acted like it was cocaine
Cucumber pud annexed to a fine whole-wheat loaf
You were dazzled by the exciting new costume of ko-ko
Then on tuesday night, ceasars back in town
In a way you cant explain
Facing off in a no-holds-barred tag team grudge match
With kona.
And so you worked the wall with michael
Three-hundred-seventy-nine pounds of samoan dynamite
Which gave your back an awful strain
Volcanic hell
But you came back on sunday for the gong show
Next thursday, teen towns finest...
But you forgot what I was sayin
cause youre an asshole, youre an asshole
Thats right
Youre an asshole, youre an asshole
Yes, yes
Youre an asshole, youre an asshole
Thats right
Youre an asshole, youre an asshole

Now you been to the grape n you been to the chest
n now I think you know what you are: youre an asshole

You say you cant live with what you been through
Well, ladies you can be an asshole too
You might pretend you aint got one on the bottom of you,
But dont fool yerself girl
Its lookin at you
Dont fool yerself girl
Its winkin at you
Dont fool yerself girl
Its blinkin at you
Thats why I say
Im gonna ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Corn hole
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Fist fuck
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Wrist-watch; crisco
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Pud!

Dont fool yerself, girl
Its goin right up yer poop chute
Dont fool yerself, girl
Its goin right up yer poop chute
(etc., repeats)

Aw, I knew youd be surprised...
18th September 2007 08:43 AM
Ten Thousand Motels
quote:
GotToRollMe wrote:
LOL...this thread is just chock full of interesting imagery.



Yes. But where are the pictures? My imagination is bad. I need photos.
18th September 2007 11:50 AM
VoodooChileInWOnderl
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:


Yes. But where are the pictures? My imagination is bad. I need photos.



Noooooooooooooo! Please don't give ideas better use your "bad" imagination
18th September 2007 11:57 AM
Ten Thousand Motels
quote:
VoodooChileInWOnderl wrote:
Noooooooooooooo! Please don't give ideas better use your "bad" imagination




LOL. I can live with a bit of anal sex...just keep me away from the scat freaks. That I don't allow in my house.
18th September 2007 12:45 PM
pdog Voodoo?
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18th September 2007 12:48 PM
pdog Huh?
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18th September 2007 04:09 PM
Trey Krimsin She wasn't eating potato chips with that Olestra shit, did she?

May cause anal leakage......
18th September 2007 04:45 PM
gimmekeef
quote:
pdog wrote:
Huh?
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She just pissed herself lookin at that Keyshawn Johnson jersey....
18th September 2007 06:24 PM
monkey_man
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