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16th September 2007 12:56 AM
oldkr actually that particular sphincter muscle - like most in the body- has no "natural" orientation, meaning it works just as well in both directions.

YES! to lube and lots of it!

and you can smoke crack and suck cock-- you either need a thin pipe and a fat cock or a fat pipe and a thin cock...silly!

OLDKR
16th September 2007 12:59 AM
_Boomy_
16th September 2007 01:02 AM
sirmoonie
quote:
oldkr wrote:
actually that particular sphincter muscle - like most in the body- has no "natural" orientation, meaning it works just as well in both directions.


That's not what Some Guy means when he says posting above the rim.
16th September 2007 01:31 AM
gypsy
quote:
oldkr wrote:


and you can smoke crack and suck cock-- you either need a thin pipe and a fat cock or a fat pipe and a thin cock...silly!

OLDKR



Some people just can't multi-task.
16th September 2007 01:33 AM
oldkr



OLDKR
16th September 2007 01:35 AM
gypsy
quote:
oldkr wrote:






I'd donate money to someone who was investigating Tupac's murder.
16th September 2007 04:12 AM
MrPleasant I'm happy just to kiss one bony chick's cheeks. But not too bony.
16th September 2007 07:02 AM
swapwoodfortaylor
quote:
shakedhandswithkeith wrote:


Frank Zappa CD Sheik Yerbouti


Broken Hearts Are For Assholes

Many thanks Shakedhands. That's the one.
16th September 2007 08:35 AM
Kilroy
quote:
swapwoodfortaylor wrote:
Kilroy I have been trawling through my Zappa stuff trying to find that track for 2 years now. "Ram it, Ram it...." What's it called?


"Broken Hearts are for Assholes"
So is this thread.
It's the exit ramp of life
16th September 2007 01:29 PM
BONOISLOVE This thread makes me cry.
16th September 2007 02:26 PM
steel driving hammer Tom?

16th September 2007 02:29 PM
BONOISLOVE
quote:
steel driving hammer wrote:
Tom?





That movie changed so many lives. It's the Steel Magnolias of the noughties.
16th September 2007 02:32 PM
steel driving hammer Yes it did, I'm actually a homofobe now, not then, but now.

It's wrong and it's a mortal sin.





16th September 2007 02:36 PM
BONOISLOVE
quote:
steel driving hammer wrote:
Yes it did, I'm actually a homofobe now, not then, but now.

It's wrong and it's a mortal sin.









If I didn't know that you were kidding, I would know that it is a mortal sin and that homosexuality is plain bad. But, otherwise, I would say something like: "WHY? WHY?"
16th September 2007 03:30 PM
Honky Tonk Man I'd be too scared to try anal sex. It just doesn't seem natural to have something shoved up that passage. It can be painful enough having something come out of it, let alone go in!

16th September 2007 03:38 PM
Strange_Stray_Cat
quote:
Honky Tonk Man wrote:
I'd be too scared to try anal sex. It just doesn't seem natural to have something shoved up that passage. It can be painful enough having something come out of it, let alone go in!





Exactly what is coming out causing the pain?
16th September 2007 03:41 PM
fireontheplatter
quote:
Strange_Stray_Cat wrote:


Exactly what is coming out causing the pain?



i think honky tonk man needs more bran in his diet.
16th September 2007 04:02 PM
Honky Tonk Man
quote:
fireontheplatter wrote:


i think honky tonk man needs more bran in his diet.



Yeah, that'd be it
16th September 2007 07:14 PM
Jumping Jack I hope OJ likes it because he will be get plenty!!!
16th September 2007 07:16 PM
mojoman
quote:
Jumping Jack wrote:
I hope OJ likes it because he will be get plenty!!!



soap on a rope?
16th September 2007 07:31 PM
Gazza
quote:
Strange_Stray_Cat wrote:


Exactly what is coming out causing the pain?



Youve never heard of the affliction known as 'arse wasps' ?
16th September 2007 07:51 PM
fireontheplatter
quote:
mojoman wrote:


soap on a rope?



maybe the fucker will hang himself with it.
16th September 2007 08:21 PM
mojoman
quote:
fireontheplatter wrote:


maybe the fucker will hang himself with it.



dope on a rope?
16th September 2007 08:25 PM
fireontheplatter
quote:
mojoman wrote:


dope on a rope?



there you go
16th September 2007 08:55 PM
Trey Krimsin
quote:
Gazza wrote:


Youve never heard of the affliction known as 'arse wasps' ?



I don't think I'd want to know......
16th September 2007 09:16 PM
gypsy
quote:
fireontheplatter wrote:


maybe the fucker will hang himself with it.



He loves himself too much.
17th September 2007 01:51 AM
Strange_Stray_Cat
quote:
Gazza wrote:


Youve never heard of the affliction known as 'arse wasps' ?



What?
17th September 2007 07:12 AM
Gazza
quote:
Strange_Stray_Cat wrote:


What?




from www.urbandictionary.com


1. Arse wasps

A small cloud of imaginary insects that viciously attack the anus after consuming a particularly potent curry.

"I had terrible arse wasps this morning"

The after-effects of this affliction tend to result in a 'Japanese flag'
[Edited by Gazza]
17th September 2007 07:36 AM
SweetVirginia Rocks Off is a very informative place.

17th September 2007 07:52 AM
Factory Girl
quote:
SweetVirginia wrote:
Rocks Off is a very informative place.





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