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15th October 2007 03:36 PM
GotToRollMe
quote:
LadyJane wrote:
I cannot believe I am posting in this thread, but Tommy Boy has emailed me pleading that I bump it up.

The things I do for my friends.

LJ.



This thread must NEVER die! I hear Mick logs on just to see what develops...
15th October 2007 04:55 PM
mojoman ABBA vs. SPICE GIRLS
15th October 2007 08:57 PM
Trey Krimsin
quote:
mojoman wrote:
ABBA vs. SPICE GIRLS



Who had the nicest asses of the group?

The guys in ABBA, hands down! HA!
16th October 2007 06:00 PM
charlotte the Super Bowl in London??? talk about getting screwed in the ass...

Gazza you going?

why don't we have Manchester and Liverpool play in NY???
[Edited by charlotte]
17th October 2007 10:03 PM
TomL That will never happen.
18th October 2007 08:25 AM
Gazza
quote:
charlotte wrote:

why don't we have Manchester and Liverpool play in NY???



because they could make more money and sell more shirts if they played in the Far East.

those clubs do go to foreign countries for pre season games though (Chelsea were in the USA this year I think). Cant see them ever having a competitive 'domestic' game there, however.

Now, back to asses.
18th October 2007 10:43 AM
_Boomy_ I think the acronym "LOL" may mean something else in this thread, considering what the topic is.

Maybe someone could guess...................
18th October 2007 10:48 AM
jostorm LICK, OLD LECHER !!!!!
18th October 2007 10:48 AM
PartyDoll MEG
quote:
Gazza wrote:


because they could make more money and sell more shirts if they played in the Far East.

those clubs do go to foreign countries for pre season games though (Chelsea were in the USA this year I think). Cant see them ever having a competitive 'domestic' game there, however.

Now, back to asses.

All hail to thee..Oh ye of one track mind.....

18th October 2007 10:52 AM
jostorm Primitive man would have had a field day with that picture.
I see you're very busy at work today, PDMeg????

Butt the question is: is Gazza salivating yet???
18th October 2007 10:58 AM
PartyDoll MEG
quote:
jostorm wrote:
Primitive man would have had a field day with that picture.
I see you're very busy at work today, PDMeg????

Butt the question is: is Gazza salivating yet???

Busy at work? Oh yes always..saving life's and stamping out heart disease beat by beat....
Ya right..

Me thinks he just might be beer guzzling as well as ass watching right about now.....
18th October 2007 11:00 AM
_Boomy_
quote:
Some Guy wrote:
see what happens when the tour ends...



is what happens.
18th October 2007 11:06 AM
_Boomy_
quote:
jostorm wrote:
LICK, OLD LECHER !!!!!



Who says that? The female to the male?

I was thinkin' more along the lines of "Lots O' Lube".
18th October 2007 11:18 AM
Trey Krimsin
quote:
_Boomy_ wrote:


Who says that? The female to the male?

I was thinkin' more along the lines of "Lots O' Lube".



I think that is more correct. Would you really want to lick someone's ass?
18th October 2007 12:46 PM
GotToRollMe
quote:
PartyDoll MEG wrote:
All hail to thee..Oh ye of one track mind.....





Now THAT is a lot of ass.
18th October 2007 12:48 PM
GotToRollMe
quote:
_Boomy_ wrote:

I was thinkin' more along the lines of "Lots O' Lube".




LOL
18th October 2007 01:02 PM
monkey_man What songs about anal sex can you think of? The first one that comes to mind. . . . "Pull Up To The Bumper"

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18th October 2007 01:10 PM
Some Guy Tampa Bay Stone would have layed the smack down on this here thread right here.
18th October 2007 02:51 PM
lotsajizz 'Mickey' by Toni Basil
'Back Door Man' by many...Dixon and Big Jim being perhaps the most noted....
18th October 2007 02:52 PM
Saint Sway raise both hands if you're currently hiding a gerbil...


18th October 2007 03:03 PM
jostorm
quote:
_Boomy_ wrote:

Who says that? The female to the male?

I was thinkin' more along the lines of "Lots O' Lube".



OK, you beat me, Boomy, yours is far superior....
(and a lecher-I think-is by definition a dirty old man, so it would be the woman saying it, duh!....)

quote:
Trey wrote:

I think that is more correct. Would you really want to lick someone's ass?



Certainly not, thank you very much!
But you've obviously not read this thread properly, there is a link somewhere to a very disturbingly disgusting but infinitely informative "guide to anal sex", in which this action is described, I wish to say no more....

And now please go and copy out 1000 times
"I must read the anal sex thread properly".
To be handed in to Gazza by 7am Monday Irish time....
18th October 2007 03:08 PM
jostorm
quote:
monkey_man wrote:
What songs about anal sex can you think of? The first one that comes to mind. . . . "Pull Up To The Bumper"

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God, that picture is incredible!! Is it Grace Jones???
(if yes, then NEVER was a baby girl named more acurately!)
Who's the photographer????

And yes, Some Guy, you're right,I remember his obsession with asses, what on Earth happened to Tampa Bay Stone???


PS: I predict that my earlier prediction this thread would never make it to 500 was sooooo wrong....



[edited by Dr. Ruth]
[Edited by jostorm]
18th October 2007 03:12 PM
_Boomy_
quote:
jostorm wrote:


OK, you beat me, Boomy, yours is far superior....
(and a lecher-I think-is by definition a dirty old man, so it would be the woman saying it, duh!....)








Thank you for the clarification.

Now back to the analicious analogies of analogous proportions....
18th October 2007 03:17 PM
_Boomy_
quote:
pdog wrote:
We really need a thread about blow jobs, ass and tit slapping, choking or bondage!



Those will start after this reaches fi' hunduuuurd.

We'll start of with Joe Walsh's song about, ya know...
18th October 2007 03:25 PM
jostorm Well, it's dark in the Old World, the sheep are asleep (I can hear them occasionally bleating "where's the tho-hong baaaaaah!!!!), so it's "Good Night!" from me, too, my alliterating friends.....
18th October 2007 03:26 PM
Some Guy
quote:
jostorm wrote:
Well, it's dark in the Old World, the sheep are asleep (I can hear them occasionally bleating "where's the tho-hong baaaaaah!!!!), so it's "Good Night!" from me, too, my alliterating friends.....


peace out...
18th October 2007 04:28 PM
TomL Now that's a lot of anus.
18th October 2007 04:51 PM
mojoman
quote:
_Boomy_ wrote:




We'll start of with Joe Walsh's song about, ya know...





UH HU
I like big tits
YOU see em on the street
left and right
i like big tits that right
i try to look away but i can't resist
evertime i try to call it quits
Hear come some tits thats a big ten 4
Uh hu
I like big tits uh hu
tits
Well they come in twos
hard to choose
your favorite tit
uh hu
i like tits for dinner or a noon time snack
i like tits for lunch a big tit attack
i like tits for breakfast
eggs bendict tits
iwhat it is
their where its at
tits
they give me shivers when they bounce around
puckered up or hanging on the ground
i like big tits
uh hu
tits save it all for me
tits
18th October 2007 07:40 PM
lotsajizz I'm surprised JB has not yet posted on this thread


or his secretary



19th October 2007 11:48 AM
Gazza
quote:
monkey_man wrote:
What songs about anal sex can you think of? The first one that comes to mind. . . . "Pull Up To The Bumper"



quote:
lotsajizz wrote:
'Mickey' by Toni Basil
'Back Door Man' by many...Dixon and Big Jim being perhaps the most noted....



'Mickey' ?????

David Allan Coe's "Fuckin' In The Butt" and (if you take the title literally) "I'm Gonna Fuck The Shit Out of You" would be candidates.

Otherwise, I cant think of any more.....but I think I know someone who may be able to....

I propose we send an e-mail to Bob Dylan and suggest it as a future 'theme' for his radio show.

[Edited by Gazza]
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