| 14th September 2007 10:47 PM |
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| TomL |
If you prefer anal sex please refer to the following thread. LadyJane, check your back-passage, please..
Wow this has become more than a stones board. Me and Nanky once met a girl who had her asshole pierced. |
| 14th September 2007 11:39 PM |
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| Kilroy |
Look Out Girl It's Going Up Your Poop Shoop....
Cornhole, the old Dirt Road.....FZappa |
| 14th September 2007 11:42 PM |
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| LadyJane |
quote:
TomL wrote:
If you prefer anal sex please refer to the following thread. LadyJane, check your back-passage, please..
Wow this has become more than a stones board. Me and Nanky once met a girl who had her asshole pierced.
Fuck you, you demented, simpleton Virginia fucker.
Just HAD to start a new thread, Mr. Richard Head.
Wait.
LJ/FF
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| 14th September 2007 11:58 PM |
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| BILL PERKS |
quote:
TomL wrote:
If you prefer anal sex please refer to the following thread. LadyJane, check your back-passage, please..
Wow this has become more than a stones board. Me and Nanky once met a girl who had her asshole pierced.
JOEY DOESNT COUNT |
| 15th September 2007 12:44 AM |
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| Trey Krimsin |
quote:
BILL PERKS wrote:
JOEY DOESNT COUNT
Dirty Sanchez has left the building!
Thank you very much. |
| 15th September 2007 05:32 AM |
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| swapwoodfortaylor |
quote:
Kilroy wrote:
Look Out Girl It's Going Up Your Poop Shoop....
Cornhole, the old Dirt Road.....FZappa
Kilroy I have been trawling through my Zappa stuff trying to find that track for 2 years now. "Ram it, Ram it...." What's it called? |
| 15th September 2007 05:50 AM |
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| jostorm |
LadyJane, what happened to our private thread??? Did it get out of hand while I wasn't looking????
TOML: Listen up (and all you other fudge-packers out there), I'll explain this once and once only:
Anal sex is what gays like. Men say that some women do like it , too, but that's only because men always imagine that shoving a long and hard object without any lubrication into an organ only meant to excrete must be lots of fun. As long as they aren't on the receiving end. Joey being a notable exception, of course, he is sensitive and loves kittens.
My arse and the arse of most of my girlfriends shall die a virgin!!!!
A-men
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| 15th September 2007 07:09 AM |
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| corgi37 |
All holes filled is the only way to go. |
| 15th September 2007 08:13 AM |
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| shakedhandswithkeith |
quote:
swapwoodfortaylor wrote:
Kilroy I have been trawling through my Zappa stuff trying to find that track for 2 years now. "Ram it, Ram it...." What's it called?
Frank Zappa CD Sheik Yerbouti
Broken Hearts Are For Assholes |
| 15th September 2007 08:35 AM |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
quote:
jostorm wrote:
.... men always imagine that shoving a long and hard object without any lubrication into an organ only meant to excrete must be lots of fun.
[Edited by Ten Thousand Motels] |
| 15th September 2007 11:13 AM |
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| lotsajizz |
quote:
jostorm wrote:
without any lubrication
Well, that's your problem right there!
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| 15th September 2007 12:29 PM |
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| jostorm |
Bob Saget!
Ok, let me re-phrase that...
In the words of my Anatomy/Histology Professor (may the dirty old lecher rest in peace...):" A well-travelled road needs excellent paving ", in other words, Boys and Boys, the cells lining the walls of the vagina are very thick, have several layers and there are cells imbedded that produce lubrication. The cells that make up the lining of your arse, on the other hand, are not. And lubricating cells? Zilch. Need I say more, you depraved fuckers????? I hope someone standing behind you in a dark alleyway tonight gives you a practical demonstration, Mr Sayshehasalotofjizz . Please let us know when it happens so we can share the pleasure of your experience.
End of anatomy lesson. |
| 15th September 2007 01:10 PM |
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| tumbled |
marlon brando is the asshole that started this hole thing |
| 15th September 2007 01:31 PM |
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| GotToRollMe |
No. 1 rule for anal sex:
And plenty of it! |
| 15th September 2007 02:16 PM |
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| lotsajizz |
quote:
jostorm wrote:
I hope someone standing behind you in a dark alleyway tonight gives you a practical demonstration, Mr Sayshehasalotofjizz . Please let us know when it happens so we can share the pleasure of your experience.
Your equation of rape with a consensual act enjoyed by millions speaks volumes..... |
| 15th September 2007 02:45 PM |
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| gimmekeef |
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GotToRollMe wrote:
No. 1 rule for anal sex:
And plenty of it!
LMAOOOOOO..What are the other rules?...I'm a comformist... |
| 15th September 2007 04:46 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
BILL PERKS wrote:
JOEY DOESNT COUNT
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| 15th September 2007 05:20 PM |
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| rocker |
Jos is right. the arse isnt meant to be pentrated. it aint built for it |
| 15th September 2007 05:34 PM |
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| fireontheplatter |
'watch out for the corn hole buddy'........from the movie, office space. |
| 15th September 2007 05:58 PM |
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| pdog |
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rocker wrote:
Jos is right. the arse isnt meant to be pentrated. it aint built for it
There's a fine line between forcing someone to do something against their will and telling someone what they enjoy doing is wrong!
Do you understand get that? |
| 15th September 2007 06:05 PM |
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| steel driving hammer |
Never, I'm only a cock sucker. |
| 15th September 2007 06:09 PM |
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| pdog |
quote:
steel driving hammer wrote:
Never, I'm only a cock sucker.
Can't smoke crack with a cock in your mouth...lol! |
| 15th September 2007 06:13 PM |
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| gypsy |
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pdog wrote:
Can't smoke crack with a cock in your mouth...lol!
Yeah, but you can smoke crack with a cock in your arse. |
| 15th September 2007 06:15 PM |
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| pdog |
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gypsy wrote:
Yeah, but you can smoke crack with a cock in your arse.
I puked a burritto into a vagina! Shit! Shit!
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| 15th September 2007 06:24 PM |
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| KeithRichards |
There is certainly girls that do enjoy anal sex.
I know that for a fact (not saying I tried it) - and yeah, there is different kinds of lubes, right... |
| 15th September 2007 07:43 PM |
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| Water Dragon |
We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:
 means a smile and
 is a frown.
Sometimes these are represented by
:-)
:-(
Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"
Here goes:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) a sore ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass
You have just been e-mooned!
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| 15th September 2007 07:47 PM |
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| fireontheplatter |
quote:
Water Dragon wrote:
We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:
means a smile and
is a frown.
Sometimes these are represented by
:-)
:-(
Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"
Here goes:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) a sore ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass
You have just been e-mooned!
don't break your arm patting yourself on the back. my sis sent me this a couple of months ago.
everybody said ow |
| 15th September 2007 09:09 PM |
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| sirmoonie |
quote:
steel driving hammer wrote:
Never, I'm only a cock sucker.
http://www.howemilitary.com/
Sorry, Cheswick. I couldn't resist a bit of glorious board history.
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| 15th September 2007 09:36 PM |
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| tumbled |
its a way for someone to assert their dominance on you and punish you.
As a sagittarius person, I get turned on by not being dominated. so Touche enjoy your asshole stuff, but not for me. I am happy to be free and fuck naturally. and I would venture to say if you really dug me you wouldn't want to even go there. so there. |
| 15th September 2007 11:59 PM |
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| _Boomy_ |
This thread is disturbing.
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