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Topic: This just cracks me up! Return to archive
November 16th, 2004 11:01 AM
nankerphelge Sorry SomeGuy:

Legendary Van Halen (search) frontman David Lee Roth (search) has stopped "runnin' with the devil" to do God's work -- riding ambulances in gritty neighborhoods throughout New York City to become a paramedic.

The famed rocker has cut his trademark blond mane and dropped his celebrity persona so he can ride unrecognized with ambulance crews in The Bronx, Manhattan and Brooklyn several nights a week.

Several weeks ago, the charismatic crooner saved the life of a Bronx woman who had a heart attack by shocking her back to life with a defibrillator.

The Post caught up with Roth last week as the 1980s icon grabbed a slice of pepperoni pizza after sitting for hours in an ambulance waiting for a call.

Just three days earlier, he had played to an adoring rock-'n'-roll crowd in Minnesota.

Roth, 49, initially expressed reservations about discussing his latest endeavor because he felt publicity "would diminish what I am trying to do here."

But the following day, he told The Post more about his new passion.

"I have been on over 200 individual rides now," Roth told The Post. "Not once has anyone recognized me, which is perfect for me."

November 16th, 2004 11:04 AM
egon did you have your coffee yet?
November 16th, 2004 11:57 AM
Sue

The former Van Halen frontman, is taking up a new trade. Roth, 50, has been riding for several weeks with a New York ambulance crew in training to become a paramedic, The New York Post reported Tuesday, Nov. 16, 2004. (AP Photo/Diane Bondareff)

November 16th, 2004 03:20 PM
glencar The kiss-up kid from "Leave My Beaver" became a LAPD cop when he got older.
November 16th, 2004 04:07 PM
Joey
quote:
glencar wrote:
The kiss-up kid from "Leave My Beaver" became a LAPD cop when he got older.



**************** Unbelievable Blank Friggin Stare ************************

Why Blue , WHY ?!?!

WHY ?!?!

Seedless Joe ! ™
November 16th, 2004 04:11 PM
glencar Just a lil bit of useless "where are they now?" trivia!
November 16th, 2004 04:17 PM
Joey
quote:
glencar wrote:
Just a lil bit of useless "where are they now?" trivia!



I got a Smelly Ass today .
November 16th, 2004 04:19 PM
jpenn11 "Leave My Beaver"? Someone's been on too many gorda threads.
November 16th, 2004 04:27 PM
glencar Or maybe I was just being lazy.
November 16th, 2004 05:24 PM
Mr. D I want to somehow get Sammy Hagar in NYC and endanger his life, then have Roth come and try to save him. I'd love to see what he does then. BTW Joey, can you please explain to me what this Howemilitary buiesness is? I'm dying to know...I've checked out the site, but I don't understand why you keep posting it. I'm sure a zany response will come from this and I expect no less.
November 16th, 2004 05:26 PM
glencar Think "Gov. McGreevey" & it'll all come quickly.
November 16th, 2004 05:27 PM
gypsy SS is going to be jealous! DLR is fast becoming the nation's favorite paramedic!
November 16th, 2004 05:29 PM
Joey
quote:
gypsy wrote:
SS is going to be jealous! DLR is fast becoming the nation's favorite paramedic!



Bet DLR NEVER has a smelly Ass !
November 16th, 2004 05:30 PM
gypsy Does SS have a smelly ass?
November 16th, 2004 05:31 PM
Joey
quote:
gypsy wrote:
Does SS have a smelly ass?



I would venture to say that Sixty - Five percent of the members here on " Rocks Off " have Smelly Asses whilst posting .

Word !

Stinky Joe ! ™


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[Edited by Joey]
November 16th, 2004 05:32 PM
gypsy I say 80%
November 16th, 2004 05:33 PM
Mr. D
quote:
glencar wrote:
Think "Gov. McGreevey" & it'll all come quickly.



Suddenly things come so much clearer...oh so clear.
November 16th, 2004 05:33 PM
Joey
quote:
gypsy wrote:
I say 80%



Make it 90% and you got a dinner at Ruth's Chris December 4th .
November 16th, 2004 05:34 PM
gypsy 92.5%
November 16th, 2004 05:37 PM
Joey
quote:
gypsy wrote:
92.5%



Sweet ! ............................

Now all my Nebraska Cornhuskers have to do is beat Colorado the day AFTER Thanksgiving and we are " Arrowhead Stadium " bound against your Sooners in Kansas City December 4th .

JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJOEY EWING ! ™

November 16th, 2004 05:38 PM
gypsy I say the Huskers have about a 5% chance of beating Colorado.
November 16th, 2004 05:41 PM
Joey
quote:
gypsy wrote:
I say the Huskers have about a 5% chance of beating Colorado.



Woman's Be Thinking Too Much !

Hey , I'm not your average Corky ya know !

{ C } - { O } - { R } - { K } - { Y } !

November 16th, 2004 05:44 PM
not bound to please
quote:
Joey wrote:


Make it 90% and you got a dinner at Ruth's Chris December 4th .



Hey - you are taking ME!~

November 16th, 2004 05:44 PM
Joey
quote:
not bound to please wrote:


Hey - you are taking ME!~






You're Pregnant ! ..... It's just NOT the same :





Corky !




[Edited by Joey]
November 16th, 2004 05:48 PM
not bound to please
quote:
Joey wrote:






Have you been keeping up with your gluteus maximus work out?

November 16th, 2004 05:49 PM
Joey
quote:
not bound to please wrote:


Have you been keeping up with your gluteus maximus work out?





No , been boozing a lot lately and my legs are thin.


[Edited by Joey]