November 12th, 2004 07:26 PM |
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White House Lawn |
I read that on another board! |
November 12th, 2004 07:45 PM |
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Ten Thousand Motels |
How many natural teeth does he have left? For that matter how many natural teeth does anyone have left?
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November 12th, 2004 07:45 PM |
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Gazza |
quote: White House Lawn wrote:
I read that on another board!
yes |
November 12th, 2004 07:49 PM |
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KeithRichardsgrl |
So keef don't have all his natural teeth? |
November 12th, 2004 07:58 PM |
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Ten Thousand Motels |
quote: KeithRichardsgrl wrote:
So keef don't have all his natural teeth?
LOL. A cat has 9 lives too.
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November 12th, 2004 08:05 PM |
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KeithRichardsgrl |
quote: Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
LOL. A cat has 9 lives too.
That's nice LOL |
November 12th, 2004 08:11 PM |
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Gazza |
quote: KeithRichardsgrl wrote:
So keef don't have all his natural teeth?
look at the video for IORR and any other clips around that era
Those things aint gonna grow back!
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November 12th, 2004 08:29 PM |
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Soldatti |
quote: Gazza wrote:
look at the video for IORR and any other clips around that era
You're right, he looks very bad on that video |
November 12th, 2004 08:29 PM |
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Schleisher |
Exactly, check in Gimme Shelter, when he smiles you can see some nice rotting going on on some of his teeth. By the IORR video at least one had fallen out, or been pulled. Now he has a nice set a chopers. |
November 12th, 2004 08:32 PM |
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Angiegirl |
Yeah, heroin is bad for your teeth unfortunately. Damn, I gotta find me another hobby. |
November 12th, 2004 10:26 PM |
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White House Lawn |
I knew that he'd had a mouthful of decay and figured that he had SOME fake teeth--but the post I saw makes me think that he has DENTURES! I'm just wondering about the extent of the falseness--you'd think that he'd pull a Bowie and just pay for new teeth . . . ! |
November 12th, 2004 10:27 PM |
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gypsy |
Yep, Angie, and apparently crank is too. Damnit! |
November 12th, 2004 10:32 PM |
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kath |
no...actually, when he had the (this is a funny story) total blood volume transfusion, they noticed that he was getting some "tooth stumps", so after the second or third toal blood volume transfusion, they realized that the blood donor was a dentist! imagine that!!! so, the dentist part of him WILLED his teeth to actually grow back!! yes, it's true! they grew back big and strong and white, didn't they?? keith has learned his lesson too, insiders say. they report that he is seen flossing sometimes several times a day.... |
November 12th, 2004 10:34 PM |
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gypsy |
kath, you weren't supposed to tell! |
November 12th, 2004 10:38 PM |
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kath |
shit gypsy, why didn't you give me a "heads up"??
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November 12th, 2004 10:40 PM |
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glencar |
Next there'll be questions about Bill Wyman's toenails. |
November 12th, 2004 10:41 PM |
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gypsy |
I was too damn busy with my Scott Peterson voodoo doll. Sorry.
Keith now has the innate ability to perform a route canal. |
November 12th, 2004 10:41 PM |
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gypsy |
No, glencar, it will be about Bill's wig. Trust me. |
November 12th, 2004 10:42 PM |
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glencar |
LOL That's already been done to death by Hairweave Joshy! |
November 12th, 2004 10:44 PM |
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kath |
my mom always said wyman looked like prince valiant with that helmet head thing he had. we could research that, get a grant or somethin'.... |
November 12th, 2004 10:44 PM |
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gypsy |
Let's not get him started again. Hopefully, he won't see this thread Monday. |
November 12th, 2004 10:46 PM |
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gypsy |
kath, I got a new Stones book the other day, and there was the sickest pic of Bill in it. He was wearing a silky woman's blouse, and he just couldn't pull that look off like Brian, Mick, and Keith could. It was really gross. And, yeah, he had the Prince Valiant hair going. |
November 12th, 2004 10:46 PM |
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Angiegirl |
quote: kath wrote:
so after the second or third toal blood volume transfusion, they realized that the blood donor was a dentist!
After that Keef was cured of the rotten teeth. He only takes novocain these days. |
November 12th, 2004 10:48 PM |
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kath |
quote: After that Keef was cured of the rotten teeth. He only takes novocain these days.
what with his new found fondness for flossing, keef's keeping old mister decay away!!! |
November 12th, 2004 10:50 PM |
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gypsy |
Keith was the voice of Mr. Yuckmouth in the 80's. He can always use the extra $. |
November 12th, 2004 10:50 PM |
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Angiegirl |
quote: kath wrote:
keef's keeping old mister decay away!!!
well, from his teeth anyway... |
November 13th, 2004 06:08 AM |
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Jumping Jack |
Based on how his teeth looked in the early 70s and how his face and fingers look today, try to imagine what x-rays of his lungs and liver must look like. |
November 13th, 2004 02:13 PM |
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Angiegirl |
Thanks for that JJ, it ruined my diner . |
November 13th, 2004 02:16 PM |
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kath |
actually, i'd like to know where keef gets his internal organs..they've certainly served him well..... |
November 13th, 2004 04:08 PM |
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White House Lawn |
>>No, glencar, it will be about Bill's wig. Trust me.<<
Well, now that you MENTION it . . . ! : )
Exactly WHEN did Bill starting WEARING that wig? Will we ever know? |