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MaxyPup
Whhy the fuck are you sitting THeRe when RollingStone needs yer blood? You are the Bangs of the NewMillenium, my leg humping puppy ; )
I haven't read that rag in fucking years. bUT IF the MaxyPup got on staff and turned stuff in, ~zQ would read it instead of cleaning stuff on it
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I'll tell you what I'ma gonna do...
I'll cut and paste your post on a cover letter with my resume.
If they understand it, I'm in!
"Lester Bang me up the poop shoot and call me Kurt Loder, Ronald!"
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| Nasty Habits |
You don't want to be carrying a Kurt Load, Max. That shit is bad for you.
Isn't it nice to know that your words Meltzer?
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YupperPupper
Do it! You could make their subscription list relevent again !
Please, MaxyPup. I'm tired of tying them up as a good environmentallyconscious citizen ... stacks so cumbersome and large it pains my fucking back carrying them out there
Change the world, Max. Send yer resume to FoldingTome today
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| Maxlugar |
Meltzer? Damn near killed her!
LOL!!!!!
Whoa mercy! |
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| Nasty Habits |
Qb is right, Max. Nobody Tosches you.
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| Maxlugar |
I hear ya my Queen.....
You might as well throw it out on the way out of the store after looking at the cover.
Don't worry.
Once Nasty McHabits and I join Classic Rock Magazine, the world will be a better place.
Impacting......... |
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...only if they need someone in ourRighteouslyRighteousCity right? The MaxyYupperPupper simply cannot cross the pond.
But if I was the Pupper, i'd clean out my desk, steal some pencils, and get the fuck out of that stale stale office.
You have BiggerThings to do! Bigger oceans to fish! Bigger pools to backstroke in, MaxyPup!
The world is waiting!
~RoTbFl,SpJrLsS |
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| Maxlugar |
HoLy mOly MY QUeen!
~I~ have bEen sayinG that to MYSELf FOR YEARs!!!~
We COULD've been Quite a TEAM!
I hatE this office my Queenie Queen Queen!
~ ~ ~ and another ~ to yA!
~MaXy, AWm! |
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| Nasty Habits |
Maybe we should just start up our own thing, Mizzax.
You know anyone crazy enough to finance us?
Did you use KY or Christgau?
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| Maxlugar |
No one will be that crazy, Nasty.
Except....
No, he wouldn't do it...
But he does have the dough...
And he IS crazy...
Nah, never..
OH HELL! JOSH, CAN WE BORROW $2,000,000.00?
PLEASE!
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| Nasty Habits |
I'll put up a big stack of dollar records for collateral.
In fact, I'll put up my whole damn store to guarantee that loan.
If the mag goes bankrupt -- you can have it!
Just what you need, jb -- your own record store!
That's just how committed I am.
We'll give you a free subscription!
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...this lil RighteousRiffingVenture ain't happening til i get offered an editorial position by the Lugar Himself.
And we'll take our cue from that rag Maxy like
All good Music that Swings!
Interviews !
REaL RiGhtEoUs Reviews!
A Special Introductory Issue featuring Joey Ramone on the cover!
YES.
I'm in ; )
!~SpJrLSs |
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| Maxlugar |
So that's three of us.
We gotta get Nasty McCountry Bumpkin up here to work in our swank Park Ave offices.
SWEET! |
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| Nasty Habits |
City scare Nasty!
Remind him of old Flamin Groovies song from Teenage Head record!
Believe I'll go down to the city
Where the neon lights all shine so bright and pretty
Where the night time girls are always laughin'
Movie stars are autographin'
Oh lord, there's so much that I wanna see
Buy myself a storebought suit and a Stetson
And a big fur coat, so the winter never gets in
Take myself down to the station
Ask the girl for information
About my trip for NYC
Got to see the empire's tallest building
Where the plane shot that big monkey
And they killed him
But I'm a fool to go on wishin'
Might as well go on with my fishin'
Oh Lord, I wish I was free
City lights keep calling me
Telling me to leave my country home
LEAVE HOME!
'Mones!
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Take ThePlunge,Maxy!
There's nuthin to lose but a lil sleep til we get her off & running!
But we can do it!
All Excellence! No Poof! No Boyz! No Bratneys&Co.!
No KrisfeelaAghaLeera!
Just Jeffy! Rikki! Hubert! Fagan&His Pal!
Stuff like that!
C'mon Pupper! Steal those pencils! Nobody's looking!
~!SpJrLsS |
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