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| StonesBiteDick |
I can't believe there isn't another post saying this. The stones suck more than all of Hoover's products combined.
I'm not even a fan of their rival bands.
ENYA is teh BITCH!
She is SOO much more insightful and smarter than the stones.
WHY?
1.)stones=ugly Enya=hot
2.)stones music=copied from monkees Enya's Music = original
3.)stones=~300 hippies like them Enya=world wide appeal
Those are 3 reasons. You can't even argue them.
Sincerely,
StonesHater |
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| Martha |
And I won't "argue" with you either...but I will say I think you've come to the wrong message board.
I warned ya. |
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| Boomhauer |
Why the fuck are your parents letting you roam on the net? I hope you get busted for looking at granny porn, dick biter.
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| Fiji Joe |
Well, it does take a dick biter to know one |
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| MidnightRambler |
Oh, but how can we disagree with this newcomer? His reasons are so valid:
Everyone knows you base your opinion on how musically talented an artist is by their good looks. If that's the case--we should be looking forward to seeing Britney Spears viewed as the next Beethoven of music. If you call what she does "music".
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| TheSavageYoungXyzzy |
quote:
StonesBiteDick wrote:
1.)stones=ugly Enya=hot
2.)stones music=copied from monkees Enya's Music = original
3.)stones=~300 hippies like them Enya=world wide appeal
Those are 3 reasons. You can't even argue them.
1) Do you see the people who are playing when you listen to their music? No. You only hear how good they are. Advantage: Stones. Plus, Enya's not exactly beautiful either.
2) Stones Music = taken from ancient Blues roots. Enya's music = taken from Ancient Celtic heritage. So both of them are copycats. So it's really a matter of opinion.
3) Stones = Highest grossing tour ever. Period. Enya? Sorry, pal. Doesn't match. Advantage: Stones.
And, my personal addition.
4) Your IP Number = bannable. Stones = Timeless.
Advantage: Stones.
While we're at it, I think your own dick must have been well-gnawed to even think up those diseased little thoughts.
-tSYX --- Till the next time... |
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| full moon |
Inbred is a good word... |
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| Angiegirl |
I think Mick is sooooooooo much hotter than Enya (or anyone for that matter). He's so ugly that he's sexy ya'know!
[Edited by Angiegirl] |
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| Happy Motherfucker!! |
It's obivious that this is the same prick as before. Why someone would waste their time signing up only to talk shit. Doesn't this little cocksucker know that we can locate his ISP, then his address? Little does he know just how fucking crazy we are here. We'll show up on his fucking door step and beat the living shit out of him. |
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| gypsy |
Great. Thanks a lot! Now, KeepRigidsLawyer keeps giggling and asking me "Who's Enya?" |
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| lin |
enya is hot? since when.
a/girl - that's one of the best inserts here, look at those lips, gosh! |
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| Highwire Rob |
quote:
StonesBiteDick wrote:
I'm not even a fan of their rival bands.
Hey, Stoneshater, The Stones don't have any "rival" bands you idiot!
"I, Davey Jones wish to declare Holy War on Stoneshater! I'm tellin' you man he just dialed 1-900-Monkee Slap! |
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| T.CentralScrutinizer |
The stones don't suck, obviously. What bugs me is, why are the fans so simple minded when somebody attacks them?
Makes you wish they sucked. They did mostly with "Bridges" and with their four out of the fourty licks ("Don't stop" must be Celine Dion or something.)
What's with the inferiority complex, anyway?
But, here come some more humorless guys with the proper answer. |
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| nankerphelge |
Inferiority complex? If someone comes here -- the greatest Stones site on the web, populated by some of the most rabid and obsessive fans going -- and rips on the Stones, what would you expect them to do?
I don't think its inferiority -- just human nature.
Sorry we can't be as perfect as you...
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| T.CentralScrutinizer |
All I'm saying is that nobody could take seriously that Enya is better than the stones. It's dumb college humor, and no I'm not perfect. |
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| RubyFriday |
Don�t know,why everybody is so excited.
Let him write his crap.
Being a fan of Enya is punishment enough. |
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| F505 |
Ruby Friday wrote:
Don�t know,why everybody is so excited.
Exactly! Most people are too quickly provoked. Try to see a sense of humor in it. If not let it go. |
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| jb |
Bill is a fucking wimp..in his book, he tells how he inadvertently ate hashish brownies, got sick, and had to leave party...god..how did Mick and keith put up with such a lame ass?
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| F505 |
yes I'm curious too.... |
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| Scottfree |
I have to say I find this rather amusing, I hope StonesDick or whatever he/she is calling themselves (w/o question they have 3 Chromosomes) keeps posting, I really get a kick out of it, and "I get no kick from champagne, but I get a kick out of you." |
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| magicwoman |
where is that "Trash"come from on this forum ?? |
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| jb |
F505...can you please locate Moonisup....I am concerned as he works with dangerous plants and flowers, including the tulip! |
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| F505 |
I'm afraid I can't: I'm not in the weed business. But try MagicWoman as she claims to know him. They both planning to rip Wyman's whig later this week in Amsterdam. |
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| jb |
He has been found!!! He was making out!!! |
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| Moonisup |
and it was hot hot hot
and she is hot hot hot
and I am horny horny horny |
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| Strange_Stray_Cat |
quote:
F505 wrote:
I'm afraid I can't: I'm not in the weed business. But try MagicWoman as she claims to know him. They both planning to rip Wyman's whig later this week in Amsterdam.
Nononono, Rik and I are plannig to steal the whig!!! |
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| magicwoman |
I am not selling any weed sorry people |
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| Strange_Stray_Cat |
quote:
magicwoman wrote:
I am not selling any weed sorry people
Magicwoman is smoking it al herself... |
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| magicwoman |
yes it is Strange stray cat  |
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| Butt Sniff |
I thought the Stones ruled!! Obviously this guy digs justin timbersissy |
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