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Topic: Has anyone ever noticed how . . . Return to archive
November 5th, 2004 07:02 PM
gorda Has anyone ever noticed how Micky's "package" always favors the left?

November 5th, 2004 07:12 PM
Angiegirl Has anyone ever noticed how . . . the board has gotten flooded with juvenile mental retards?
November 5th, 2004 07:19 PM
gorda Yeah!

And, you're one ot them!

Ha! Ha! Ha!

November 5th, 2004 07:21 PM
mickjaggersgrl well stop being perverted and go look at "micky" somewhere elese and stop bothering us.


November 5th, 2004 09:31 PM
Soldatti
quote:
gorda wrote:
Has anyone ever noticed how Micky's "package" always favors the left?



??????????
November 5th, 2004 09:57 PM
iluvmickjagger07 what the hell do you mean by "package"?
November 5th, 2004 09:59 PM
gorda THE BULGE IN HIS PANTS!

I have over 400 pictures of Micky and in a lot of them, his "bulge" tends to favor the left side! (And, when he's performing, he tends to move the left leg up and down! I wonder, why? )
November 5th, 2004 10:01 PM
LadyJane If I weren't already drinking, I'd surely start NOW!

LJ.
November 5th, 2004 10:05 PM
sammy davis jr. Yeah well I wear my package on the right!!!!
November 5th, 2004 10:23 PM
MP what i'd like to know is....are the administrators of this board reading any of this shit? They do have the power to do great things about it...hint hint
November 5th, 2004 10:35 PM
iluvmickjagger07
quote:
gorda wrote:
THE BULGE IN HIS PANTS!

I have over 400 pictures of Micky and in a lot of them, his "bulge" tends to favor the left side! (And, when he's performing, he tends to move the left leg up and down! I wonder, why? )

youre very observant. im also crazy about him and i did notice how he tends to use his left leg. its because hes use to using that leg. hes left legged. i dont know about the package though.
November 5th, 2004 10:36 PM
iluvmickjagger07 [quote]sammy davis jr. wrote:
Yeah well I wear my package on the right!!!!
[/quote
good to know
November 6th, 2004 07:59 PM
mickjaggersgrl i look at keiths too and it goes the oppisite way

lol j/k






November 6th, 2004 08:07 PM
gypsy Yes, some men's penises curve to the left, some to the right...some don't curve at all. Go share that with your Health class! If a man has a kidney stone, his penis will curve to the side of his body where the stone is. Interesting, isn't it?
November 6th, 2004 08:10 PM
gorda Keith Richards is just not my type!

He just doesn't turn me on.

November 6th, 2004 08:13 PM
gorda But . . . if I had the chance to sleep with Keith Richards . . . maybe!

MAYBE!

Because, if I were to sleep with Keith that would mean I could never, ever sleep with Micky, because they are almost like brothers, and any girl that sleeps with two brothers is a real ho'.

Besides, I don't want Patti coming after me. How tall is Patti anyways?


[Edited by gorda]
November 6th, 2004 08:16 PM
mickjaggersgrl
quote:
gorda wrote:
Keith Richards is just not my type!

He just doesn't turn me on.






omggg how could he not!!!!!!!! he is so freakin cute!




[Edited by mickjaggersgrl]
November 6th, 2004 08:22 PM
gorda mickjaggergirl?

If you are soooooooo into Keith, then why do you call yourself "mickjaggergirl"???

Why not "keithrichardsgirl"?

November 6th, 2004 08:24 PM
mickjaggersgrl
quote:
gorda wrote:
mickjaggergirl?

If you are soooooooo into Keith, then why do you call yourself "mickjaggergirl"???

Why not "keithrichardsgirl"?






i just havent changed the name plus i lovvvvvvvvve mick jagger too!!
November 6th, 2004 08:33 PM
gypsy slots
November 6th, 2004 08:38 PM
mickjaggersgrl
quote:
gypsy wrote:
slots



im keiths slot lol
November 6th, 2004 09:18 PM
iluvmickjagger07
quote:
gypsy wrote:
Yes, some men's penises curve to the left, some to the right...some don't curve at all. Go share that with your Health class! If a man has a kidney stone, his penis will curve to the side of his body where the stone is. Interesting, isn't it?


very intresting. tell me more
November 6th, 2004 09:25 PM
gorda
quote:
iluvmickjagger07 wrote:

very intresting. tell me more



And . . . you're calling me, sick?

Ha!

P.S. The only penis I want to discuss is Micky's!

I want to see it! I want to touch it! I want to kiss it! I want to suck it! I want it inside me!
November 7th, 2004 08:48 AM
Madafaka
quote:
gorda wrote:


And . . . you're calling me, sick?

Ha!

P.S. The only penis I want to discuss is Micky's!

I want to see it! I want to touch it! I want to kiss it! I want to suck it! I want it inside me!


Did you try with a dildo?
November 7th, 2004 10:07 AM
gypsy Seriously, when is this flooding going to stop?
I've had it with gorda, mickjaggersgirl, and keithrichardsgirl.
November 7th, 2004 11:26 AM
KeithRichardsgrl
quote:
gypsy wrote:
Seriously, when is this flooding going to stop?
I've had it with gorda, mickjaggersgirl, and keithrichardsgirl.




hey im not flooding the board with stuff about fucking mick the person you need to hate is gorda! because since shes come you have blamed me for putting dumb stuff and i havent done anything.
November 7th, 2004 01:34 PM
gorda
quote:
Madafaka wrote:

Did you try with a dildo?



Actually, I am seriously considering it. But, I'm too embarrassed to go out and buy one. There is this store downtown that sells them, but I have never had the nerve to buy them. Or I could buy it from a catalogue, but then, the postman would probably give it to my manager, since I probably wouldn't be home to sign for it.

So, I guess, I'll stick to Mexican waiters and college-frat boys that are just looking for a good time . . . But, then, what if I get AIDS or Herpes? Or pregnant and then the baby grows up hating me because I don't know who the father is?

No, I think I'll just stick to Baby Oil and my middle finger . . .
November 7th, 2004 07:37 PM
iluvmickjagger07
quote:
gypsy wrote:
Seriously, when is this flooding going to stop?
I've had it with gorda, mickjaggersgirl, and keithrichardsgirl.

leave us alone woman. youre annoying the hell out of me. just ignore us if u dont like our threads. its not hard to do.
November 7th, 2004 07:40 PM
Monkey Woman
quote:
gypsy wrote:
If a man has a kidney stone, his penis will curve to the side of his body where the stone is. Interesting, isn't it?


You got to wonder about the "Stones". The mind boggles...