| November 4th, 2004 10:35 PM |
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| stonedinaustralia |
hope max doesn't mind me pre-empting him
a lot of you might not agree with it all but there's no denying it's pretty funny
http://www.keno.org/gasland/get.asp?M=133105&P=0&T=133105 |
| November 4th, 2004 11:13 PM |
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| Bloozehound |
Excellent post, and right on the mark
that dude is pretty damn funny |
| November 4th, 2004 11:13 PM |
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| Soldatti |
Thanks for the link!  |
| November 5th, 2004 01:05 AM |
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| parmeda |
OMG, SIA! ...rotflmao
Thanks for the link. I truly needed a good laugh tonight 
Leave it to Max to cross the "T's" & dot the "I's" with a post like that.
And, "damn you, Max!"
For cryin' out loud. You need to put up a warning flag that reads, WARNING: REMOVE ALL TRACES OF MASCARA BEFORE ENTERING THIS POST
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| November 5th, 2004 01:25 AM |
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| Jumacfly |
quote:
stonedinaustralia wrote:
http://www.keno.org/gasland/get.asp?M=133105&P=0&T=133105
Another stoopid redneck that should stick his bible between his ass IMHO... |
| November 5th, 2004 02:16 AM |
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| Monkey Woman |
Hmm, Ju, from precedent track record, I doubt it. Maxlugar is not a redneck but a humorist. Diff'rent country, diff'rent culture. Go figure!  |
| November 5th, 2004 02:35 AM |
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| Jumacfly |
quote:
Monkey Woman wrote:
Hmm, Ju, from precedent track record, I doubt it. Maxlugar is not a redneck but a humorist. Diff'rent country, diff'rent culture. Go figure!
he s so funny... |
| November 5th, 2004 03:47 AM |
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| Jumacfly |
quote:
Monkey Woman wrote:
Hmm, Ju, from precedent track record, I doubt it. Maxlugar is not a redneck but a humorist. Diff'rent country, diff'rent culture. Go figure!
yo u re right I need to sleep |
| November 5th, 2004 07:28 AM |
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| Maxlugar |
Thank you!
I must say Keno made it look much much worse by editing out some of the most innocent words. He must be joking really. He says it is racist but I think most would disagree. I'll have to read his email to me.
I have the original on MS Word because I was afraid he would out right delete it and I'd have to post again.
I will post it here if there are no objections.
Then you will see that words like "Drip Drip" "Hillary Rodham Cankles" and "smelly", oh and "Thar" (as in them THAR Hippies)are considered extemely offensive to that bunch.
My God. After reading that board during the 8 months of the election, and they can't stand one over-the-top in your face post?
They make MACKY say why?
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| November 5th, 2004 09:45 AM |
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| Stonesthrow |
Macky knows why. The buck stops at the top.
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| November 5th, 2004 09:52 AM |
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| Jumacfly |
quote:
Maxlugar wrote:
Thank you!
He says it is racist but I think most would disagree. I'll have to read his email to me.
it s just second degree of humor that the young jumacfly took hours to understand this morning...I need spankink tonight!! |
| November 5th, 2004 09:59 AM |
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| Joey |
I was on my way to work Wednesday morning when the announcement flashed over the radio that John Kerry had conceded to Bushie43.
I calmly pulled over, reached into the glove box, pulled out an ten inch deer knife and cut my balls off while staring vacantly through the windshield.
I then threw them out the window, started the car and went back and forth running them over about 50 times.
After getting out and setting them on fire, I got back in the car and drove off a cliff.
I suspect the reaction will be similar worldwide.
Developing .......................™
Shiver ........................... ™
I Thank You All For Your Time Today . ™
Fade to White ..................like an Angel !
JACKY ! ™
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| November 5th, 2004 10:02 AM |
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| nankerphelge |
I'd love to see the uncensored post Max.
I came to RO right after 9/11, when I found the atmosphere at Keno's to have become less than fun for me. And although I have since buried the hatchet with Keno, I was always quite astonished that in leaving, I was accused of "censorship" of the views of those that remained at Keno's site.
I have never found a satisfactory explanation for that criticism.
And I find it quite amazing that your post was censored by Keno himself.
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| November 5th, 2004 10:03 AM |
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| Maxlugar |
Hi Joey!!!! |
| November 5th, 2004 10:11 AM |
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| Maxlugar |
It is at home Nanky and I shall post it tonight.
Some of my most incredibly funny and, frankly, classic, lines were removed and made to look worse than they were.
They must have been extremely nervous since August when I started the "It's Coming" posts. A bit of genius, no? Did they not think it would be an instant classic? An over the top masterpiece? When Macky gets backup up like that, a whole bucket o' Queens '99 comes pouring out!
Feels good!
Hey Steelie, I'm #1!
M! |
| November 5th, 2004 10:57 AM |
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| Joey |
" When Macky gets backup up like that, a whole bucket o' Queens '99 comes pouring out! "
<----------- Frig , let's hope so ..............it's been years since we had some quality material from ya and I was kinda hoping all the time you have been spending in " the studio " lately would pay off " Big Time ! " .
Agreed little fella ...........I was " This " close ... *** Joey holds up his left paw and presses his thumb and forefinger veeeeerrrry close together *** .... to switching allegiances and becoming Nanky's muse . Word !
Oh , OH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :
**************** END TRANSMISSION **************
Fade to White .....................like an Angel !
Brown Stinky ! ™ |
| November 5th, 2004 11:22 AM |
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| parmeda |
I went back to see the hack-job Keno made to Max's Piece-o-Americana, lol...
Yes, Max...PLEEEEEEEEEASE re-post it here later on.
I shall make copies and forward them to the Smithsonian.
...just kidding! |
| November 5th, 2004 12:06 PM |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
Editing someone elses post is just wrong. It shows you the kind of person that Keno is....and why I moved over to RO all those years ago.
I don't see this as the type of situation that is funny or humorous in any way. I don't see how anyone could make light of the de-evolution of America. But if Maxy thinks this is the type of thing that should be turned into a joke then he should post away. He can make fun of me and FPM and the 55 million other people who rejected W. As far as I'm concerned he has every right to make himself out to be a pompous shithead. Go for it.
Censorship is wrong, even on things that I find abhorrant.
What are we gonna do now?
Taking off his turban, they said, is this man a Jew?
'Cause they're working for the clampdown
They put up a poster saying we earn more than you!
When we're working for the clampdown
We will teach our twisted speech
To the young believers
We will train our blue-eyed men
To be young believers
The judge said five to ten-but I say double that again
I'm not working for the clampdown
No man born with a living soul
Can be working for the clampdown
Kick over the wall 'cause government's to fall
How can you refuse it?
Let fury have the hour, anger can be power
D'you know that you can use it?
The voices in your head are calling
Stop wasting your time, there's nothing coming
Only a fool would think someone could save you
The men at the factory are old and cunning
You don't owe nothing, so boy get runnin'
It's the best years of your life they want to steal
You grow up and you calm down
You're working for the clampdown
You start wearing the blue and brown
You're working for the clampdown
So you got someone to boss around
It makes you feel big now
You drift until you brutalize
You made your first kill now
In these days of evil presidentes
Working for the clampdown
But lately one or two has fully paid their due
For working for the clampdown
But ha! Gitalong! Gitalong!
And I've given away no secrets
Who's barmy now?
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| November 5th, 2004 12:11 PM |
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| Zeeta |
This is a public service announcement
With guitar
Know your rights all three of them
Number 1
You have the right not to be killed
Murder is a CRIME!
Unless it was done by a
Policeman or aristocrat
Know your rights
And Number 2
You have the right to food money
Providing of course you
Don't mind a little
Investigation, humiliation
And if you cross your fingers
Rehabilitation
Know your rights
These are your rights
Wang
Know these rights
Number 3
You have the right to free
Speech as long as you're not
Dumb enough to actually try it.
Know your rights
These are your rights
All three of 'em
It has been suggested
In some quarters that this is not enough!
Well..............................
Get off the streets
Get off the streets
Run
You don't have a home to go to
Smush
Finally then I will read you your rights
You have the right to remain silent
You are warned that anything you say
Can and will be taken down
And used as evidence against you
Listen to this
Run
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| November 5th, 2004 12:28 PM |
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| Nasty Habits |
I hate to be a stick in the mud, but what Keno did doesn't qualify as censorship. But since he's Keno -- down with that elitist know it all last word needing malingering beardypuss!
Well played, Maxual, but you telegraphed your punch by about a mile and a half. Anyone but a bunch of utter morons should have seen it and rolled with it, like a duckwater off a sow's ear. So how could Keno's folks be so . . . why would they get . . . Oh. never mind.
Congratulations. I knew about a month ago that come this week you would be a Happy Mack. And even if I am not a Happy Nasty, your post made me laugh. I expect to laugh between my tears and whistle past the graveyard for the next, oh, I don't know, 200 years now.
Speaking of Which:
Happy Mack wasn't tall but he was full of crack.
He loved to make liberals raise the hair on their backs.
The kids would all scream when he clattered the keys.
And they rode away on their hobbled donkeys.
The kids couldn't hurt Mack
They tried tried tried.
They wrote things behind his back
and whined whined whined whined whined
But they couldn't stop Mack
or his bulbous babbling
And they couldn't prevent Mack
from being happy.
I saw ya.
[Edited by Nasty Habits] |
| November 5th, 2004 01:07 PM |
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| Maxlugar |
Thanks Essessy and Nasty! The target audience was a lot narrower than you think. And always know it was a retaliation.
I can always count on you guys! You guys are family.
Hey Nasty! Where are my last 80 issues of Senior Soul?
I played Satanville for Baby Maxine for Halloween and she smiled from ear to ear. It was a knowing smile like, "Nasty gave this to you didn't we?"
When are you coming back to NY? |
| November 5th, 2004 01:30 PM |
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| Joey |
" I don't see this as the type of situation that is funny or humorous in any way. I don't see how anyone could make light of the de-evolution of America.......................................... "
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| November 5th, 2004 01:30 PM |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
Yeah Nasty...I saw it coming too. The old Maxy would have disguised it better.
I do have a question though...if what Keno did isn't censorship, what is it? I mean, besides the obvious. I understand that he didn't completely delete Maxy's post(yet...give 'im time.), but he did alter it without the author's permission. So what is that called? Unauthorized editing? That's close enough to censorship for me.
What are we gonna do now?
Taking off his turban, they said, is this man a Jew?
'Cause they're working for the clampdown
They put up a poster saying we earn more than you!
When we're working for the clampdown
We will teach our twisted speech
To the young believers
We will train our blue-eyed men
To be young believers
The judge said five to ten-but I say double that again
I'm not working for the clampdown
No man born with a living soul
Can be working for the clampdown
Kick over the wall 'cause government's to fall
How can you refuse it?
Let fury have the hour, anger can be power
D'you know that you can use it?
The voices in your head are calling
Stop wasting your time, there's nothing coming
Only a fool would think someone could save you
The men at the factory are old and cunning
You don't owe nothing, so boy get runnin'
It's the best years of your life they want to steal
You grow up and you calm down
You're working for the clampdown
You start wearing the blue and brown
You're working for the clampdown
So you got someone to boss around
It makes you feel big now
You drift until you brutalize
You made your first kill now
In these days of evil presidentes
Working for the clampdown
But lately one or two has fully paid their due
For working for the clampdown
But ha! Gitalong! Gitalong!
And I've given away no secrets
Who's barmy now?
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| November 5th, 2004 01:32 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
Maxlugar wrote:
Hi Joey!!!!
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The Sassy Tree ! ™ |
| November 5th, 2004 01:39 PM |
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| Maxlugar |
Disguised it better???
W-W-What?
You guys are smart. We aren't dealing with a bright lot over there!
Besides, I could have Posted three different things as to the answer in "It's Coming!!" and faked you smarty pantses out.
I think what Nasty is talking about is that Keno owns the Copywrite to anything posted on his site. So it's not technically censorship. It is still not cool. Especially when he tries to make it look worse that it was.
Like Bill Wyman said, when they bleep things out it alwasy make the listener think it was something worse. <---Stones Content! |
| November 5th, 2004 01:45 PM |
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| jb |
http://www.mtv.com/chooseorlose/headlines/news.jhtml?id=1493383 |
| November 5th, 2004 01:47 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
Maxlugar wrote:
I think what Nasty is talking about is that Keno owns the Copywrite to anything posted on his site. So it's not technically censorship. It is still not cool. Especially when he tries to make it look worse that it was.
" A diamond necklace played the pawn
Hand in hand some drummed along, oh
To a handsome man and baton
A blind class aristocracy
Back through the opera glass you see
The pit and the pendulum drawn
Columnated ruins domino
Canvass the town and brush the backdrop
Are you sleeping?
Hung velvet overtaken me
Dim chandelier awaken me
To a song dissolved in the dawn
The music hall a costly bow
The music all is lost for now
To a muted trumperter swan
Columnated ruins domino
Canvass the town and brush the backdrop
Are you sleeping, Brother John?
Dove nested towers the hour was
Strike the street quicksilver moon
Carriage across the fog
Two-Step to lamp lights cellar tune
The laughs come hard in Auld Lang Syne
The glass was raised, the fired rose
The fullness of the wine, the dim last toasting
While at port adieu or die
A choke of grief heart hardened I
Beyond belief a broken man too tough to cry
Surf's Up
Aboard a tidal wave
Come about hard and join
The young and often spring you gave
I heard the word
Wonderful thing
A children's song
Child, child, child, child, child
A child is the father of the man
Child, child, child, child, child
A child is the father of the man
A children's song
Have you listened as they played
Their song is love
And the children know the way
That's why the child is the father to the man
Child, child, child, child, child
Child, child, child, child, child
Na na na na na na na na
Child, child, child, child, child
That's why the child is the father to the man
Child, child, child, child, child ........ ( fade to Baby Steelie ) "
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| November 5th, 2004 01:51 PM |
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| sirmoonie |
I fucking love America! The only thing we truly hate more than Europeans and other homos are each other.
And, let there be no mistake on this, it is HATE, not candy ass juvenile emotions like love, that drive the REAL celestial vibes from up yonder in the heavens. If you aren't grasping that, you probably don't make much money.
"Smacks o' man - we're the new priesthood, Ronald!" |
| November 5th, 2004 01:54 PM |
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| Maxlugar |
Moonie, I can't tell for sure, but are you mad at me?
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| November 5th, 2004 01:59 PM |
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| Nasty Habits |
SS -- it's called "editing". Point blank. No "unauthorized" to it. Anyone who posts on a message board gives up their rights to their "work" the minute it gets "published" in someone else's "forum".
Now, if Max owned "Maxy Waxys Faxy" message board and posted his comments and the government came to Maxy and arrested him for talking about his insatiable desire to spend hours and hours between Hillary Clinton's thighs lapping up every last lingering drip of moisture he could summon forth down there, and then sent in computer robots to dismantle said edifice, now THAT would be censorship.
Anyone surprised that Keno would respond in like this has their eye on the ball about as well as anyone who didn't know what those "It's Coming!" posts were about. Not implying that you couldn't read the writing on the wall -- you can see for miles and miles and miles.
I actually thought his edits were pretty funny, although subsequent posting about the topic over there reveals his usual humorlessness. So maybe I was reading tongue and cheekiness into the editing process.
Creative geniuses will always hate the mediocritization of their work at the hands of program minded editors and dull witted imitators. Simple fact of being a creative genius. Max will live to offend another day.
And, in the spirit of the Card Cheats, here's the monks:
Complication,
Complication,
Complication,
Constipation!
People cry,
People die for you.
People kill,
People will for you.
People run,
Ain't it fun for you.
People go
To their deaths for you.
Complication!
I sawr ya!
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