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9th November 2006 01:52 PM
Ten Thousand Motels BLANCHETT WOULD RATHER BED OLD MEN

Oscar-winning actress CATE BLANCHETT is baffled by women who choose to date younger men, insisting she would much rather jump into bed with a 60-year-old. The Australian star, 37, is happily married to ANDREW UPTON, who is five years her senior, but can't understand why women waste their time on toyboys, when older men are much more experienced. She says, "I just don't understand women who go out with men who are younger than them - even if they're just five years younger. It's not something I can relate to. I would understand sleeping with a 60-year-old man more."
09/11/2006 17:39


[Edited by Ten Thousand Motels]
9th November 2006 01:53 PM
jb Thanks TTM.
9th November 2006 01:54 PM
monkey_man More wisdom from a lady. . .

Violet and the Dildo Factory
- Violet Blue, Special to SF Gate
Thursday, November 9, 2006


We have a dildo factory hidden in plain sight here in San Francisco, and in one sense I did get a Golden Ticket in that I got a tour -- a tour with benefits. But then doesn't every girl want to see where her toys come from?

On the afternoon I toured the Vixen Creations dildo plant I got much more than I bargained for. Sure I got to see acres and acres of erect, happy and proud colorful phalli waiting patiently in rows before being plucked, packed and sent to their final orgasmic destinations.


I also got to see the goop being poured into almost whimsically inverse molded penis holes -- and I immensely enjoyed the champagne-like "Pop!" each faux penis made upon extraction from its mold. Somewhere, most certainly, every time this particular cork pops, an angel gets her wings.

Yet of course, because it's San Francisco we do things delightfully differently here. We don't have just any dildo factory -- we have one driven by a message of sexual pleasure and health, in a drop-dead gorgeous aluminum and curved wall warehouse in Dogpatch, staffed by people with more than a spring in their step and the best working conditions and employee benefits this side of the dot-com boom.

We are also at the epicenter for the mad science behind the most realistic and hygienic dildos available: Vixen's incredible, top-secret formula for VixSkin.

Vixen Creations was started in 1992 by Marily Bishara, who was a Bay Area IT consultant who literally saw a hole in the sex toy market that needed to be, ahem, filled. The sex toy market was (and still is) full of poor-quality toys. It's a "novelty" market saturated with unhygienic crap made of seriously sketchy mystery materials.


More and more, consumers are concerned about the safety and hygiene of dildos and vibrators churned out on assembly lines in China (with no thought to the safety or pleasure of the consumers).


Out of fire in the loins and passion for the satisfying strap-on, Vixen was founded in Bishara's kitchen. Slaving over what could only be a hot stove, she cranked out high-quality dick for a couple years before her business challenged the Mafia-like stranglehold of "novelty" sex toy distribution and moved into its current open, airy and modern loftish "Charlie and the Chocolate (Dildo) Factory" location. Even today, staff members take the newest products off the assembly line right to the doorsteps of our local sex toy stores, sometimes selling their expensive creations door-to-door and offering a lifetime warranty on each silicone product sold.

Hey, it's just our hometown dildo factory. But here employees work in virtually every aspect of the business from shipping to product design, and that's what gave Vixen its biggest breakthrough in over a decade. The ultra-realistic, extremely hygienic VixSkin started as an employee's two-years-in-the-making formula for a shockingly realistic, skinlike material -- a material that, unlike all other "realistic" toy materials, is nonporous and can be easily sterilized for absolute cleanliness. VixSkin was launched last summer, and now there are many Vixen dildos made from the insanely popular stuff. So many that this small business has grown in both production volume and staff, and is revving up to launch an incredibly realistic line of men's toys (I know -- I got to stick my fingers in a prototype!) and a new "objet de sex" every month starting in 2007.

As my whirlwind tour drew to a close, I was happy I didn't get swept away in the purple silicone river or gorge myself on the employee "free bin." OK, maybe I did walk out with a fat bag of fun -- you can make all the "you're turning violet, Violet" jokes you want.


Violet Blue is author and editor of over a dozen sexual health books and erotica collections. She is a professional sex educator, lecturer, podcaster, video blogger, porn/erotica reviewer and machine artist. Violet is also a fetish model, a member of Survival Research Labs, an author at Metroblogging San Francisco; girl friday contributor at Fleshbot, a San Francisco native, and a pro blogger. For more information and links to Web sites discussed in Open Source Sex, go to Violet Blue's Web site, tinynibbles.com.

9th November 2006 01:59 PM
GotToRollMe Age has never been a factor for me. I've dated guys 20 years younger than me and 20 years older. If a guy has a sense of humor and a great personality, it doesn't matter to me if he's 18 or 80..
9th November 2006 02:01 PM
WJ
quote:
GotToRollMe wrote:
Age has never been a factor for me. I've dated guys 20 years younger than me and 20 years older. If a guy has a sense of humor and a great personality, it doesn't matter to me if he's 18 or 80..



I agree, I don't care as long as everything is in working order.
9th November 2006 02:02 PM
TampabayStone Testing 123
9th November 2006 02:05 PM
GotToRollMe
quote:
TampabayStone wrote:
Testing 123



TBS, use the link with the [IMG] tags.
9th November 2006 02:07 PM
TampabayStone
quote:
GotToRollMe wrote:


TBS, use the link with the [IMG] tags.



Thanks you!

Crap, now that's way to big. I suck at this.
[Edited by TampabayStone]
9th November 2006 02:09 PM
GotToRollMe My pleasure! Woah, that is one hot tamale!
9th November 2006 02:10 PM
TampabayStone
quote:
GotToRollMe wrote:
My pleasure! Woah, that is one hot tamale!



Thanks, that's my girl and I wanted to use it as a sig, but need to figure out how to make it smaller (much).
9th November 2006 02:15 PM
GotToRollMe Here ya go...how about this one?


9th November 2006 02:18 PM
TampabayStone That's perfect, thanks again.
9th November 2006 02:24 PM
GotToRollMe Everything is officially back in working order.
9th November 2006 02:45 PM
GotToRollMe TBS, check PM.
9th November 2006 03:09 PM
TampabayStone
quote:
GotToRollMe wrote:
TBS, check PM.



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