| 4th November 2006 10:40 AM |
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| GotToRollMe |
LOL! Voodoo!
Paging Mr. Wong! 
[Edited by GotToRollMe] |
| 4th November 2006 10:54 AM |
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| gimmekeef |
Whats Wong with this picture? |
| 4th November 2006 10:54 AM |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
Two Wrights don't make a Wong. |
| 4th November 2006 10:59 AM |
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| VoodooChileInWOnderl |
Sy Wong Lyrics  
Central Scrutinizer:
This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... Joe and his date are going back to the apartment to have a little party...
Joe:
Sai Wong
Gimme dat,
gimme dat
Sai Wong
Gimme dat, give me
de chromium leg,
I beg
Sai Wong
Gimme dat,
gimme dat
Sai Wong
Gimme dat, give me
de chromium leg,
Little wires,
pliers, tires
They turn me on
Maybe I'm crazy
Maybe I'm crazy
Maybe I'm crazy,
mon...
Stroking several of SAI's gleaming appendages, JOE continues...
Gee, Sai
This is a real groovy
apartment
You've got here
Sai Wong:
All government
sponsored recreational
services are clean and
efficient
Joe:
This is ex-SAI-ting
I never plooked
A tiny chrome-plated
machine
That looks like a
magical pig
With marital aids
stuck all over it
Such as yourself
before
Sai Wong:
You'll love it!
It's a way of life.
Joe:
Does that mean
maybe later
You'll plook me...
Sai Wong:
If you wish, we may
have a groovy orgy
Joe:
Just me and you?
Sai Wong:
I share this apartment
With a modified
Sheep Bob doll
He goes all the way...
Ever try oral sex with
a miniature rubberized
sheep-replica?
Joe:
No, ah, not yet,
Ah, is this him?
Sai Wong:
This is him.
Your wish is
his command
He likes you
He wants to kiss
you always
Just tell him what
you want
Joe:
Really?
Hi, little sheep
Think I might get a
tiny, but exciting
Blow...job...
Gimme dat,
gimme dat
Blow job...
Gimme dat, give me
de chromium cob.
Sai Wong:
Bend over.
Joe:
Sheep Bob
Blow job
Gimme dat,
gimme dat
Blow job
Gimme dat, give me
de chromium cob
Sai Wong:
You'll love it!
It looks just like a
TeleFunken U-47.
Joe:
Little leather cap
and trousers
They look so Sheep..
Nanky just bought some
Nanky just bought some
Nanky just bought some
Hey...
Sai Wong:
Bob is tired.
Plook me now,
You savage rascal
Ehhh! That tickles.
You are a fun person
I like you.
I want to kiss
you always.
Joe:
Gee, this is great
How's about some
bondage and
humiliation
Sai Wong:
Anything you say,
master.
Joe:
Oh no, I don't believe
it
You're way more fun
than Mary...
Sai Wong:
You're plooking
too hard...
Joe:
And cleaner than
Lucille...
Sai Wong:
Plooking on me...
Joe:
What have I
been missing
All these years?
Sai Wong:
Too hard
Joe:
Sai...
Sai Wong:
Too hard
Joe:
Sai...
Sai Wong:
Plooking too hard
on me-e-e-e-e...
Joe:
Speak to me
Oh no...
The golden shower
must have shorted out
His master circuit
He's, he's, oh my God
I must have
plooked him...
Hey
To death...
Hey
Central Scrutinizer:
This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... You have just destroyed one model XQJ-37 Nuclear Powered Pan- Sexual Roto-Plooker And you're gonna have to pay for it! So give up, you haven't got a chance.
Joe:
But I...
I, I, I, I, I...
I can't pay
I gave all my money
To some kinda groovy
religious guy...
Two songs ago...
Central Scrutinizer:
Come on out son...
Between the two of us
We'll find a way to
Work it out
[Edited by VoodooChileInWOnderl] |
| 4th November 2006 11:06 AM |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
You want white or pork fried rice wit dat...no no, if you get egg roll you no get soup! |
| 4th November 2006 11:09 AM |
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| GotToRollMe |
quote:
VoodooChileInWOnderl wrote:
Sy Wong Lyrics
Central Scrutinizer:
This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... Joe and his date are going back to the apartment to have a little party...
Joe:
Sai Wong
Gimme dat,
gimme dat
Sai Wong
Gimme dat, give me
de chromium leg,
I beg
Sai Wong
Gimme dat,
gimme dat
Sai Wong
Gimme dat, give me
de chromium leg,
Little wires,
pliers, tires
They turn me on
Maybe I'm crazy
Maybe I'm crazy
Maybe I'm crazy,
mon...
Stroking several of SAI's gleaming appendages, JOE continues...
Gee, Sai
This is a real groovy
apartment
You've got here
Sai Wong:
All government
sponsored recreational
services are clean and
efficient
Joe:
This is exciting
I never plooked
A tiny chrome-plated
machine
That looks like a
magical pig
With marital aids
stuck all over it
Such as yourself
before
Sai Wong:
You'll love it!
It's a way of life.
Joe:
Does that mean
maybe later
You'll plook me...
Sai Wong:
If you wish, we may
have a groovy orgy
Joe:
Just me and you?
Sai Wong:
I share this apartment
With a modified
Gay Bob doll
He goes all the way...
Ever try oral sex with
a miniature rubberized
homo-replica?
Joe:
No, ah, not yet,
Ah, is this him?
Sai Wong:
This is him.
Your wish is
his command
He likes you
He wants to kiss
you always
Just tell him what
you want
Joe:
Really?
Hi, little guy
Think I might get a
tiny, but exciting
Blow...job...
Gimme dat,
gimme dat
Blow job...
Gimme dat, give me
de chromium cob.
Sai Wong:
Bend over.
Joe:
Gay Bob
Blow job
Gimme dat,
gimme dat
Blow job
Gimme dat, give me
de chromium cob
Sai Wong:
You'll love it!
It looks just like a
TeleFunken U-47.
Joe:
Little leather cap
and trousers
They look so gay..
Nanky just bought some
Nanky just bought some
Nanky just bought some
Hey...
Sai Wong:
Bob is tired.
Plook me now,
You savage rascal
Ehhh! That tickles.
You are a fun person
I like you.
I want to kiss
you always.
Joe:
Gee, this is great
How's about some
bondage and
humiliation
Sai Wong:
Anything you say,
master.
Joe:
Oh no, I don't believe
it
You're way more fun
than Mary...
Sai Wong:
You're plooking
too hard...
Joe:
And cleaner than
Lucille...
Sai Wong:
Plooking on me...
Joe:
What have I
been missing
All these years?
Sai Wong:
Too hard
Joe:
Sai...
Sai Wong:
Too hard
Joe:
Sai...
Sai Wong:
Plooking too hard
on me-e-e-e-e...
Joe:
Speak to me
Oh no...
The golden shower
must have shorted out
His master circuit
He's, he's, oh my God
I must have
plooked him...
Hey
To death...
Hey
Central Scrutinizer:
This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... You have just destroyed one model XQJ-37 Nuclear Powered Pan- Sexual Roto-Plooker And you're gonna have to pay for it! So give up, you haven't got a chance.
Joe:
But I...
I, I, I, I, I...
I can't pay
I gave all my money
To some kinda groovy
religious guy...
Two songs ago...
Central Scrutinizer:
Come on out son...
Between the two of us
We'll find a way to
Work it out
Jair?
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| 4th November 2006 11:13 AM |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
Jair? I think he goes by Won Dum Ho now... |
| 4th November 2006 11:21 AM |
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| Martha |
Capt Sway!
You NEVER looked better!
ROTFLMAO!!!!!
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| 4th November 2006 11:46 AM |
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| GotToRollMe |
Time waits for no Wong... |
| 4th November 2006 11:58 AM |
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| Starbuck |
my GOD, that's the funniest thing i've seen in years...
sai to me?
fool to sai?
sai and dry?
saiway child? |
| 4th November 2006 12:10 PM |
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| VoodooChileInWOnderl |
quote:
Starbuck wrote:
my GOD, that's the funniest thing i've seen in years...
LOL
Yes, this is ex-sai-ting |
| 4th November 2006 12:15 PM |
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| Bingo |
SAI WONG EYES
(M. Jagger/K. Richards)
I was driving home early Sunday morning through Manhattan
Listening to gospel music on the colored radio station
And the preacher said, "You know you always have the
option of fake ID"
And I was so pleased to be informed of this that I ran
Twenty red lights in his honor
Thank you Jesus, thank you lord
I had an arrangement to meet the fake ID man, and I was kind of late
And I thought by the time I got there he'd be off
he'd be off with the nearest truck driver he could find
Much to my surprise, there he was sittin in the corner
A little bleary, worse for wear and tear
Was a guy with Sai Wong eyes
So if you're down on your luck
And you can't harmonize
Find a guy with Sai Wong
And if you're downright disgusted
And a ticket w/ no ID ain't worth a dime
Get a guy with Sai Wong eyes
Well the preacher kept right on saying that all I had to do was send
Ten dollars to the church of the sacred bleeding heart of
The Fake ID
Located somewhere down near 42nd street
And next week they'd say my prayer on the radio
And all my dreams would come true
So I did, the next week, I got a prayer with a guy
Well, you know what kind of eyes he got
So if you're down on your luck
I know you all sympathize
Find a guy with Sai Wong eyes
And if you're downright disgusted
And that ticket w/o ID ain't worth a dime
Get a guy with Sai Wong eyes |
| 4th November 2006 12:17 PM |
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| GotToRollMe |
This could be the start of a dynasty!
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| 4th November 2006 02:37 PM |
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| Bitch |
He looks fvckin wasted, beyond funny, lol |
| 4th November 2006 02:40 PM |
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| Mahatma Kane Jeeves |
solly, wong number! |
| 4th November 2006 03:37 PM |
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| GotToRollMe |
Almost Hear You Sai? |
| 4th November 2006 04:30 PM |
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| sirmoonie |
Get high! Do wongs! |
| 4th November 2006 05:38 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
gimmekeef wrote:
Whats Wong with this picture?
It is missing a shot of Paris Hilton's pee pee |
| 4th November 2006 05:46 PM |
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| Prodigal Son |
Saiwire? Sai to Me? One More Sai?
Wow, you could go for hours with this pun. |
| 4th November 2006 06:43 PM |
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| LadyJane |
One life gets ya down, ya come to RO and instantly feel better.
No one has heard from Mr Wong.
Bet he's Sai and Dry.
LOL
LJ.
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| 4th November 2006 06:54 PM |
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| PartyDoll MEG |
Voodoo..How fitting to have Sai Wong as a Header
I think Sai is long gone... He is busy righting his wrongs? |
| 4th November 2006 11:22 PM |
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| Southbound Train |
Sy Sway--
"Love is the way--it's really struttin' out..., There must be ways to find out...it's just that demon life has got me in its sway."
Your inginuitiy kicks ass!!!
All Down the Line,
via my acoustic guitar, Miss Amanda Jones,
Keep on Rolling--
Laid in the Shade |
| 5th November 2006 01:10 AM |
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| _Boomy_ |
Oddly enough, I remember doing this with the word "pie" a few years ago.
Does anybody remember that? I bet Nanky does. The ol' Pie Chats in RO's old chatroom.
Piefucker........Waiting on a Pie............Undercover of the Pie.......
And it rhymes with Sai! Yay! |
| 5th November 2006 05:09 AM |
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| VoodooChileInWOnderl |
Sai Fucker LOLOLOL
BTW, this was the reference scary header for Halloween (some days after)
Courtesy of GotToRollMe  |
| 5th November 2006 12:17 PM |
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| LadyJane |
I just spoke to Mr Wong.
He sends his regards and thanks all who contributed to this thread.
He'll be posting later today or tomorrow.
LJ. |
| 5th November 2006 12:39 PM |
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| Jumacfly |
quote:
LadyJane wrote:
I just spoke to Mr Wong.
He sends his regards and thanks all who contributed to this thread.
He'll be posting later today or tomorrow.
LJ.
You will but you Wong !!
[Edited by Steve Jordan] |
| 5th November 2006 04:24 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
Jumacfly wrote:
You will but you Wong !!
[Edited by Steve Jordan]
Hello Baby Juma ................ |
| 6th November 2006 08:31 PM |
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| TomL |
First of all Mrs. Wong says i have to find a new place to live. because she can't take this shit no more. (But she did buy me an Amtrak train ticket home.)
Mrs. Wong here - what can I say? I live with a crazy mother fucker. Thanks Sweet Virginia for the Chinese picture and the support you gave Tom (ur I mean Sai Wong)at the Beacon. Vooooooodooooo you simple fuck. Just remember you always have a guest pass here. GTRM- Your the best baby. My Sweet martha, wish you were there. All the best to ya babe. PDM- Hot, Hot, Hot. Bingo I did enjoy Far Away Wong. Joey, Joey, Joey-Paris has a new pee pee coming out from what I hear. LJ- just a Buffalo fucker. Lets go to Chicago to kick that fucker Pam's ass. Nanky, one love, AC baby. Scope and maxy, thanks for helping me through. SV won't you come hunny child.......
What a long trip from AC to DC to NYCto DC to Pitt to home.
Every year I hear the sound of Wong....
One thing I seen Wed night was lot's of Rat's on the west side. Think bedbugs Uptown also.
Got to see little Steven coming out of the beacon.
Hat's off to CC from the cover band Hot Rocks.
We seen Les paul on Monday night, at least he showed up.
Thanks to the Shiddoobbees as always.
Finally sucked my own dick.
Joey? Paris is coming?
All I can say is what a family we have become. Not just from here or there, but everywhere. Hat's Off to you guys and gals.
Oh by the way Gazza...Les Paul told me to tell you GO FUCK YOURSELF, WILL YA...........
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| 6th November 2006 10:05 PM |
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| QueenOfUnderground |
quote:
TomL wrote:
First of all Mrs. Wong says i have to find a new place to live. because she can't take this shit no more. (But she did buy me an Amtrak train ticket home.)
Mrs. Wong here - what can I say? I live with a crazy mother fucker. Thanks Sweet Virginia for the Chinese picture and the support you gave Tom (ur I mean Sai Wong)at the Beacon. Vooooooodooooo you simple fuck. Just remember you always have a guest pass here. GTRM- Your the best baby. My Sweet martha, wish you were there. All the best to ya babe. PDM- Hot, Hot, Hot. Bingo I did enjoy Far Away Wong. Joey, Joey, Joey-Paris has a new pee pee coming out from what I hear. LJ- just a Buffalo fucker. Lets go to Chicago to kick that fucker Pam's ass. Nanky, one love, AC baby. Scope and maxy, thanks for helping me through. SV won't you come hunny child.......
AC to DC to NYCto DC to Pitt to home.
Every year I hear the sound of Wong....
One thing I seen Wed night was lot's of Rat's on the west side. Think bedbugs Uptown also.
Got to see little Steven coming out of the beacon.
Hat's off to CC from the cover band Hot Rocks.
We seen Les paul on Monday night, at least he showed up.
Thanks to the Shiddoobbees as always.
Finally sucked my own dick.
Joey? Paris is coming?
All I can say is what a family we have become. Not just from here or there, but everywhere. Hat's Off to you guys and gals.
Oh by the way Gazza...Les Paul told me to tell you GO FUCK YOURSELF, WILL YA...........
TomL I had to call MEG from my surgical bed of pain AND medication to ask her to pray for you because you done went to far for the Boys and had a transgenderculture change with that crazyass preacher in Colorado. All to see RS Up close and personal at the Beacon. IS it true Mick spit A loogie? I can't get that pic of Mick shoooting his wad on stage while stylin' to Streets of Love.
Actually Tom your mugshot reminds me of my work with refugees in the 70's - a cambodian name botched by the INS and forever on an alien card
Wish MEG and I were thereto see him hock the loogie and see you hock an asian identity
you may have a new asian guise but you still look like my Uncle Ammon Levi Shetler who is a sheep farmer and hickory rocking chair maker living on a tract of land near Johnstown PA. We call him Uncle Fannie, he comes from the old country - Aeoroshole, Germany. Aren't you oriGinally from PA?
Drugs have kicked in for the night - must go - or Ill start another story and you will never get that finger pointed away from your forehead
Miss Ya'll |
| 6th November 2006 10:17 PM |
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| SweetVirginia |
quote:
TomL wrote:
Mrs. Wong here - what can I say? I live with a crazy mother fucker. Thanks Sweet Virginia for the Chinese picture and the support you gave Tom (ur I mean Sai Wong)at the Beacon.
Mrs. Wong is a saint. We had a blast in AC. Check e-mail for a photo.
SV
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