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Scot Rocks |
Fuck Yup!!!!!!!!!!!!
This probably ranks low in the Yolti stakes, compared to you crazy bastards lol, but this has been the worst state I have been in...
I can only post this today, as I was half dead yesterday lol, Saturday Night I consumed about 4 pints and a few bottles of fine beer, before embarking on drinking a bottle of Jack Daniels in one hour...yeah the devil's hoof strikes again...and well I was absloutely wasted and my memory is well a dark blank abyss, all I know is that I woke up on the floor of my room with all my clothes on feeling, well I donno how to describe it...From eye witness reports, from my friends, I was walking about the house where I was attending a party, with an empty bottle of Jack Daniels in one hand pretending I was Keef, then summoning my bemused friends for a trip next year to the see the Stones...before falling on the floor and also trying to flush the toilet and nearly falling in the bath...these are just a few however I am sure more stories will emerge...I don't have a clue however how I got home, how I managed to stay alive!!!! these questions still float about in my head.
Well there it is...Never again will I do that to myself... LOL
Cheers
Mark |
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nankerphelge |
That's definitely a "Nolte" -- but not a Yolti -- which is a Nolte pulled at the YOTI. Voodoo was the only Yolti I am aware of... |
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Scot Rocks |
Ooops, Shit, a Nolte then...I guess I am still recovering...
Nolte Mark
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nankerphelge |
It is very confusing.
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sirmoonie |
Damn fine Nolt, young man. Damn fine. |
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luxury1 |
wait, now I'm confused. You shit a Nolte then?? That sounds painful and disgusting.
Since we are on the subject of 'the Nolte'--does anyone else suspect good ole Nick N. was the catalyst for the deadly pile-up in LA yesterday>?? Just wondering...... |
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nankerphelge |
Does this look like a man that would cause a 200 car pile-up?
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/021023/168/2i8a7.html |
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Nellcote |
Nice shirt!
Needs help with the hair, maybe, Static Guard?
Could he be trying out for some caveman part in a movie? |
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Sir Stonesalot |
Yes Luxy...parts of a true Nolte can be flushed.
A Full Nolte is comprised of many many things. Bodily fluids are certainly a part of it. In fact, they are a required component of a Full Nolte.
Disgusting...OF COURSE!
If it wasn't disgusting it's not a Full Nolte. |
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Chico |
Yup.A true Scot at work on a saturday night. Thats what I like ta hear! |
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Chico |
Oh and if I happen to see some madman floating around Millenium Stadium (or hey who knows Murrayfield?Hampden?Pitoddrie?) with an empty bottle of Jack Daniels pretending to be Keef, ill know who he is!Cheers lol |
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sirmoonie |
Watched North Dallas 40 last night, though. Fucker could act.
"Far out..."
"They're the team B.A. We're just the equipment!"
"B.A....B.A....B.A.....how could you take this away from me?"
"You knew about it. You know everything, don't you Maxy?" "That I do, Pool. That I do."
What a movie.
North Dallas or Longest Yard?
"Ain't no chick flicks, Ronnie!" |
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nankerphelge |
Okay -- he can act.
But when people say "Nolte" right now -- do you think "wow what an actor!"
Nope.
You think
"wow, dude was droolin' from some self-inflicted date-rape drug!"
You think of that mug shot! That's what comes to mind!
"Put on a Hawaiian shirt and comb my hair with an egg-beater Ronnie"
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sirmoonie |
Here ya go Scot Rocks!
More power-Nolts to you and HTM/Alex!
Wish the scumbag commie Christian bastards running my neck of the woods would similarly lighten up.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/politics/2400273.stm |
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Honky Tonk Man |
More power - Nolts indeed Sirmoonie!
24 hour pubs!
24 hour pubs!
Im there already!
Alex |
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Scot Rocks |
This is indeed good news, however Scotland still has a seperate law system and the drink laws currently state that all pubs must close at Midnight. Hopefully the changes in England and Wales will maybe help us up here lose the Puritanical drinking laws which we still have.
Mark |