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Sir Stonesalot wrote:
Lightning strikes twice sometimes. Although I have a hunch this was the same bolt.

One of you, a regular or lurker, matters not which, called my home and scared the shit out of my wife. This is not the first time...it happened a few years back at gasx3.

Now, this dumbass...I don't know any better way to put it than dumbass...thought they could cause friction between my wife and I by tipping her off to some threads here. They said I was having an affair. Said all kinds of stupid stuff.

Thing of it is, it didn't work. See, my wife and I actually communicate like adults. I may portray myself as the henpecked husband....but that is just a running gag...like Henny Youngman or Rodney Dangerfield. She knows that.

I cyber flirt with some of the RO ladies here. But that is all it would ever be...words on a message board...and my wife knows that too. She trusts me...and I've never given her any reason to doubt me or my vows to her. And I never will. I am a faithful husband, and always will be.

I have a pretty good idea who did this. I can't prove it, but I have a hunch. I'm pretty sure it was the same person who did it before. Don't bother asking me because unlike our President, I will not attack without hard evidence.

See, this is the problem with some weakminded people. They can't seperate cyberspace from reality. I'll tell you all, right now, don't believe everything you read. A very small part of me is in Sir Stonesalot. The rest is all a bunch of hooey. I post utter made up crap all the time....I invent stuff to evoke different reactions from you. What's real and what isn't? I'm not telling, but it's all part of my role as Sir Stonesalot. Even those of you who have met me....you met Sir Stonesalot. It's a fuckin' act. I'm role playing...acting...and I'm pretty fuckin' good at it. Good enough that most all of you believe stuff that I have posted that is pure fiction. And that is exactly the way I want it. Why? Because I can.

Sir Stonesalot provides me with the opportunity to be something I'm not...say things I never would say in real life. Unfortunately, there are fools out there who take all this shit very seriously. So serious that they decided that they had to try to disrupt my life in a very real way. Why? Some simple minded dolt decided that Sir Stonesalot had to be stopped. Stopped doing what? Entertaining people on an internet message board? And that is exactly what I look at as my role as Sir Stonesalot...entertaining. Remember, I'm acting. As an actor, my primary goal is to entertain and evoke reaction. I often take positions opposite my personal opinion for the sake of discussion and debate. I do these things to stir the pot. It's a big game to me.

Now, if you don't care for my brand of entertainment, and obviously some of you don't, that's fine. Feel free to ignore me, flame me, whatever. I really don't give a shit what you do here at the board. Key words in that sentence....at the board.

This little admission of mine may change the way you look at Sir Stonesalot. Fair enough. Some of you may even think I'm outta my tree for putting so much time and effort into developing an internet character. Well, I don't really care what you think. I have fun with it, what the fuck is it to you?

I took some time off from the board to do a couple of things.

I have a new phone number, and a new cell number. None of you will ever have it. The local police helped me get it. It has call tracing on it. I press a code, the callers info, even if it is marked private, will be forwarded to my pals at the local PD. So if you have any ideas of calling me again, be aware that you will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

My wife and I have both changed our email addresses. I will no longer trade music here, or participate in any trees. Anyone who wishes to communicate with me off board can send me a PM. This human shit stain just cost all of you access to my music collection. You may thank him/her however you see fit.

I have a new security system at my house. I don't really have the money for it, but my families safety is worth putting off my Corvette a year or two.

I bought a Colt .45 auto. I'm pretty good with one of those. I recently shot 48 out of 50 on the police qualification course. I would not suggest visiting my house uninvited.

So, to the shit stain responsible for all this, congratulations on scaring the shit out of my wife. That is all you accomplished. Does that make your little needledick hard? It takes a real big person to attack from the shadows and involve innocent people. You know, I have real pity for you. How sad that you have to stoop to something so low over words posted on an internet message board. You must lead a very sad and lonely existence.

Some people here have made a joke about how serious I am. Now, after my admission, maybe you all understand how big a joke that really was. There is literally almost nothing serious about Sir Stonesalot. Well, on this point, I am deadly serious. This is no joke. I can, and will, protect my family and property. I don't think you want to find out exactly how serious I can be about that.

Aside from the above, there is one other thing I will never bullshit you about. Music. Everything else is a crap shoot.

Now, on with the show.

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Sir Stonesalot wrote:
I did not post my story here to gain sympathy or anything like it. I appreciate the kind words and sentiments though.

I did it to let you all know that there is a snake in the grass here. Although likening this turd to a snake is sort of an insult to snakes everywhere. This is my warning to you all. Be careful. If it can happen to me, it can happen to you. We think we all know each other...but we don't. Not really. I just want everyone to learn from this.

I was also sending a message to that snake. I'm not going to play his/her game. They did not win. They did not get the job done....and they never will. If they continue on this course of action, there will be repercussions that they do not want.

But I am changing the way I go about things here. Don't look for me on non-music threads. The only personal info you will get from me is about the shows I go to see, or a cool album that I got.

That is the way it has to be from now on.

Again, thank you all for your kind words and thoughts.

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gypsy wrote:
Be afraid. Be very afraid.

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gypsy wrote:
It's just a story SS made up. He avoided this board after the Nankerace scandal...he doesn't want to be associated with the C10.

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