| 27th October 2006 03:31 PM |
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| voodoopug |
As of 3:21 P.M. EST, Josh has just informed me that he and his male companion (his son) have sequestered themselves in the penthouse suite at the Lowes in Philidelphia. While he is excited that a bus ride is not his future, as his young son was not even sure what a bus was, Josh tells me he feels total humiliation as his son told him that he would rather have studyed for his biology class than fly half way to Greenland for a concert that is not happening.
Josh explained that a bus is a very tall limo that seats several working class people or several drunk males and two strippers during bach parties. On the positive side, it does have a restroom similar to that found in the parking lot of the Boca Raton Country Club (not for members, but rather for use by contracted employees during the Shuffle Board Court Expansion project of 2003.
At this time, Josh and companion are not granting any interviews and have no statement to anyone else other than Board Members. He sends a "How I wish you were here to Joey".
Tragically, the IBS has returned (onset by expired cheese on a cheesesteak he bought from a street vendor) and they had to adjourn to the executive lounge area while the "mistakes" were cleaned up.
I feel horrible for Josh as he feels the flight home will be the longest first class flight of his life! Not even the hot towel or fresh cookie will help!
This excursion has cost the jb household in excess of 4K, and I fear for the first lawsuit filed against the evil insurance agents of our country. This ones gonna be personal!
As the final nail in the coffin.....Monster shit in his Guici Loafers a few hours ago! |
| 27th October 2006 03:33 PM |
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| Some Guy |
Humiliationism. |
| 27th October 2006 03:34 PM |
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| voodoopug |
quote:
Some Guy wrote:
Humiliationism.
He was laughing uncontrollably in as he is going through a chain of emotions at this point. I reminded him how I told him when he was praising the cancelling of shows in poorly sold Euro markets that it was going to bite him in the ass. He fully expects Gazza to tear him a new one when he returns, ashamed! |
| 27th October 2006 03:36 PM |
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| Some Guy |
Didn't you sell him the ticket and encourage him to go? |
| 27th October 2006 03:39 PM |
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| Gazza |
quote:
voodoopug wrote:
He was laughing uncontrollably in as he is going through a chain of emotions at this point. I reminded him how I told him when he was praising the cancelling of shows in poorly sold Euro markets that it was going to bite him in the ass. He fully expects Gazza to tear him a new one when he returns, ashamed!
LOL
Fuck, I shouldnt laugh, ya know....I like his gallows humour |
| 27th October 2006 03:42 PM |
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| Maxlugar |
I heard he already was a on a bus. A bus filled with Fan Club Geeks!
Last I heard, he was helping one of them clean their retainer.
Humil to the iation! |
| 27th October 2006 03:43 PM |
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| PartyDoll MEG |
Just heard from LJ....Josh has made her laugh hysterically. For this she is thankful..
Josh apparently did not use ADDA, Pugs!!
He is looking for a helicopter to escape........ |
| 27th October 2006 03:49 PM |
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| gimmekeef |
The bus is....wide open ......... |
| 27th October 2006 04:00 PM |
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| sirmoonie |
JB got bussed. |
| 27th October 2006 04:04 PM |
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| voodoopug |
quote:
Maxlugar wrote:
I heard he already was a on a bus. A bus filled with Fan Club Geeks!
Last I heard, he was helping one of them clean their retainer.
Humil to the iation!
You must not have heard correctly, he is looking to add his "Services" on Retainer |
| 27th October 2006 04:05 PM |
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| voodoopug |
quote:
Some Guy wrote:
Didn't you sell him the ticket and encourage him to go?
That was the Beacon. I encouraged him to not go to this show as the area is brutal this time of year and instead go to Vegas, but sadly, he did not use adda as I had stressed! |
| 27th October 2006 04:10 PM |
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| _Boomy_ |
[Kris Kross]
I missed the bus.. I missed the bus..
I missed the bus.. I missed the bus..
[Verse 1]
I went to bed late but I didn't think late would EFFECT ME
Early came around then late wouldn't LET ME
Wake up - WAKE UP - so I can get dressed
I guess my body was mad 'cause I gave it no rest
And when I finally did awake it was a quarter to 8:00
Jumped in the shower and I know I was late
Stepped out put on my jeans and my ewings
And said to myself if I miss school I'm ruined
But I ran down hill and I RUSHED RUSHED
I ran down the hill TRYIN TO CATCH THE BUS
Now I'm hopin to myself everything is cool
Standin on my block like a fool
for (1) I'm all alone and (2) the bus is gone
(3) if I miss school this weekend I'll be at home
Can somebody come real fast to my rescue
I'm stuck at the crib and I don't know what to do
[Chorus: repeat 2x]
I missed the bus [ohh]
I missed the bus
I missed the bus [ohh]
And that is somethin I will never ever ever do again
[verse 2]
I was up - HE WAS UP - but I laid back down
Thinkin I could chill 'til the time came around
And I did - HE DID - but a little too long
Cause when I woke up yo the bus was gone
I almost broke my neck, tryin to get out the door
And I chased the bus 'til my feet was sore
On the trail - THE TAIL - but I couldn't catch up
I guess it must have been my day for me to have bad luck
Cause I lost my lunch money, book bag busted
Scuffed up my sneakers and I'm really disgusted
And when I got to school it was the same old thing
Stepped in the class and the school bell rang
It was nothin I could do, I tried to explain
But the teacher treated me like I was playin a game
YOU LOSE YOU LOSE - the day was a no win
I learned to never miss my bus again
[Chorus]
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| 27th October 2006 04:12 PM |
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| sirmoonie |
Things became unbearable for JB on the bus, and he finally convinced the driver to pull over while the geeks inside jeered.
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| 27th October 2006 04:12 PM |
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| voodoopug |
UPDATE: Due to High Winds, Josh is not able to obtain a private jet to have him and male companion flown back to Boca Raton. He will have to sit in Phili with his son and sulk (see: Fresh Prince of Bel Aire when the young nephew watched Will Smith beat up his favorite TV character). |
| 27th October 2006 04:14 PM |
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| Joey |
" At this time, Josh and companion are not granting any interviews and have no statement to anyone else other than Board Members. He sends a "How I wish you were here to Joey". "
That is my Baby ! :
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| 27th October 2006 04:16 PM |
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| Nellcote |
He needs to reinact Rocky at the famous scene, running up the stairs of the museum, while in Philly, to regain positve karma. After all, isn't it about "Doing it For The Kids?" |
| 27th October 2006 04:17 PM |
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| nankerphelge |
We have decided to institute a class action against The Stones, Martin Scorcese, Michael Cohl, the venue, and all persons associated therewith.
We are QUITE similarly situated.
Martin is responsible for interference with contract.
Damages boys
DAMAGES!!! |
| 27th October 2006 04:20 PM |
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| Joey |
" Martin is responsible for interference with contract.
Damages boys
DAMAGES!!!"
Nanky ?!
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| 27th October 2006 04:20 PM |
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| Some Guy |
quote:
nankerphelge wrote:
We have decided to institute a class action against The Stones, Martin Scorcese, Michael Cohl, the venue, and all persons associated therewith.
We are QUITE similarly situated.
Martin is responsible for interference with contract.
Damages boys
DAMAGES!!!
you'll get nothing and like it. |
| 27th October 2006 04:23 PM |
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| _Boomy_ |
quote:
nankerphelge wrote:
We have decided to institute a class action against The Stones, Martin Scorcese, Michael Cohl, the venue, and all persons associated therewith.
We are QUITE similarly situated.
Martin is responsible for interference with contract.
Damages boys
DAMAGES!!!
Check it out.
They do a nice thing and get all of these people into the Beacon. And now, since it's such a huge extravaganza and they need to prep for it, a bunch of great fans get the shaft.
Simply put, the AC-inians are getting cock-n-balled. This is a double-edged dildo - er - I mean, double-edged sword.
All of this Beacon stuff was worked in within the last week or so. They truly screwed this up.
Congrats to the fans that were chosen to go to the Beacon. But I feel sad for those that went to the AC with plans way ahead of time. To get burned this late in the game is mucky. |
| 27th October 2006 04:23 PM |
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| sirmoonie |
quote:
nankerphelge wrote:
We have decided to institute a class action against The Stones, Martin Scorcese, Michael Cohl, the venue, and all persons associated therewith.
We are QUITE similarly situated.
Martin is responsible for interference with contract.
Damages boys
DAMAGES!!!
Run up the hotel bills as much as possible - you'll get it all back dollar for dollar. |
| 27th October 2006 04:31 PM |
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| voodoopug |
quote:
sirmoonie wrote:
Run up the hotel bills as much as possible - you'll get it all back dollar for dollar.
Ha! NO one will see a dime of a refund. and a class action lawsuit against the band and those associated will work about as well as the one against Scott Sapp and Creed a few years back.
Yes it sucks, but reality is, this is not the first time a show has been cancelled, and won't be the last. Please be safe everyone! |
| 27th October 2006 04:40 PM |
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| robpop |
I suggest calling an escort service. |
| 27th October 2006 04:58 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
robpop wrote:
I suggest calling an escort service.
YES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| 27th October 2006 05:12 PM |
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| Gazza |
quote:
_Boomy_ wrote:
Check it out.
They do a nice thing and get all of these people into the Beacon. And now, since it's such a huge extravaganza and they need to prep for it, a bunch of great fans get the shaft.
Simply put, the AC-inians are getting cock-n-balled. This is a double-edged dildo - er - I mean, double-edged sword.
All of this Beacon stuff was worked in within the last week or so. They truly screwed this up.
Congrats to the fans that were chosen to go to the Beacon. But I feel sad for those that went to the AC with plans way ahead of time. To get burned this late in the game is mucky.
yep - afraid to say it, but I genuinely believe this to be the case. The Stones havent played a show for several days, so how bad can Mick's throat be unless he's knackered himself 'rehearsing' for the Beacon?
Bottom line is that a genuine tour show gets pulled, inconveniencing 12,000 fans, many of whom have spent a small fortune on tickets, hotels and flights - just so their fucking 'concert film' (which will be overdubbed to hell anyway hence the need for a day of extra shoots) can go without a hitch.
Thats where their priorities lie. Anyone who believes otherwise is in cloud-cuckoo land.
And for the record, rs.com have changed their list of scheduled dates to show this gig as taking place on 17th November - as if it was always on that date.. Yet there's still nothing on the main page about tonight's show being postponed.
[Edited by Gazza] |
| 27th October 2006 06:00 PM |
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| mojoman |
quote:
Gazza wrote:
yep - afraid to say it, but I genuinely believe this to be the case. The Stones havent played a show for several days, so how bad can Mick's throat be unless he's knackered himself 'rehearsing' for the Beacon?
Bottom line is that a genuine tour show gets pulled, inconveniencing 12,000 fans, many of whom have spent a small fortune on tickets, hotels and flights - just so their fucking 'concert film' (which will be overdubbed to hell anyway hence the need for a day of extra shoots) can go without a hitch.
Thats where their priorities lie. Anyone who believes otherwise is in cloud-cuckoo land.
And for the record, rs.com have changed their list of scheduled dates to show this gig as taking place on 17th November - as if it was always on that date.. Yet there's still nothing on the main page about tonight's show being postponed.
[Edited by Gazza]
say it aint so? it breaks my heart. just how will they play in AC on the 17th and dodger stadium on the 18th? it does reek. in the end this will be just a footnote the film will outlast everybody. |
| 27th October 2006 11:42 PM |
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| robpop |
quote:
Joey wrote:
YES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE that photo. I do. Really! |
| 28th October 2006 12:42 AM |
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quote:
voodoopug wrote:
Ha! NO one will see a dime of a refund. and a class action lawsuit against the band and those associated will work about as well as the one against Scott Sapp and Creed a few years back.
Yes it sucks, but reality is, this is not the first time a show has been cancelled, and won't be the last. Please be safe everyone!
Pug, I'm starting to think you guys are getting your decision making skills from ABBA , not adda.
[Edited by Altamont] |
| 28th October 2006 06:56 AM |
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| Sir Jack Regan |
quote:
Altamont wrote:
Pug, I'm starting to think you guys are getting your decision making skills from ABBA , not adda.
[Edited by Altamont]
ROFLMAO!! |
| 28th October 2006 07:49 AM |
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| lotsajizz |
quote:
Gazza wrote:
yep - afraid to say it, but I genuinely believe this to be the case. The Stones havent played a show for several days, so how bad can Mick's throat be unless he's knackered himself 'rehearsing' for the Beacon?
BS--colds and infections do not follow schedules so your guess is mere idle speculation at best, BS at worst |
