| October 21st, 2004 07:34 PM |
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| not bound to please |
VH1 CASTING A "kept" Man
What would you be willing to do to be a “Kept” man?
Jerry Hall, the sexy, sassy supermodel & “ex-Mrs. Jagger” is choosing 15 men to compete for the opportunity to live her lavish rock ‘n roll lifestyle as a “kept” man.
The lucky competitors will share in her life of luxury, accompanying her to star studded events, rock ‘n roll parties and socializing with her friends and family in London.
The one whom ultimately catches Jerry’s eye will be rewarded with a generous six-figure allowance.*
VH1 is now casting this new reality series, “Kept”
If you are an attractive, charismatic man who appears to be between the ages of 25 and 40, and you are ready to jet off to London and mingle with the Rich & Famous…
Then come meet the Vh1 Casting Team
In Chicago Nov. 4th at Jilly’s 5-8p.
1007 N. Rush St.
Chicago Il 60611
\ 312.664.1001
www.vh1.com/ Or e-mail: [email protected]
* No guarantee is made by VH1 or Jerry Hall that contestants or winners will be supported (either financially or otherwise) by Ms. Hall or share in her lifestyle following completion of the competition. VH1 does however guarantee a 6 figure lump sum payment to the winner of the competition at the completion of the show."
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| October 21st, 2004 07:36 PM |
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| glencar |
You must go down there & give us a full report later! Bring videotape! |
| October 21st, 2004 07:38 PM |
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| not bound to please |
quote:
glencar wrote:
You must go down there & give us a full report later! Bring videotape!
You know...not a bad idea...but I'm a girl. I could use my connections to infiltrate though...
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| October 21st, 2004 07:49 PM |
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| Some Guy |
If you are an attractive, charismatic man who appears to be between the ages of 25 and 40, and you are ready to jet off to London and mingle with the Rich & Famous…
I'm in baby!! |
| October 21st, 2004 08:21 PM |
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| SheRat |
You HAVE to go down there. YOU HAVE TO.
If I was there, I would so go with you. We could stand outside the bar with bottles of Mad Dog and heckle.
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| October 21st, 2004 08:42 PM |
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| LadyJane |
You have got to be fucking kidding me. I don't know who annoys me more..Bianca the former debutante turned activist or Jerry "I'll do anything to keep my face in the press" Hall.
Oh...this is a job for the entire RO Ladies contingent.
The heckling would be merciless.
LJ. |
| October 21st, 2004 10:50 PM |
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| Soldatti |
A fucking joke. |
| October 21st, 2004 11:25 PM |
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| glencar |
This doesn't annoy at all. I'd rather ahve her in a reality show than those people on "The Surreal Life." Jerry's a somewhat accomplished actress. |
| October 22nd, 2004 01:02 AM |
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| Maxlugar |
"You know...not a bad idea...but I'm a girl. I could use my connections to infiltrate though..."
Have you ever seen those machines that clean golf balls?
That is what you are mentally.
Except the balls are real.
Real testicles.
MACKILY MACKILY MACKY!!!
Oh It's Fucking Coming Baby... |
| October 22nd, 2004 01:30 AM |
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| gypsy |
Maxy! Quit posting, and go make a boy child! Now! |
| October 22nd, 2004 01:32 AM |
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| Maxlugar |
It's Coming.... |
| October 22nd, 2004 01:35 AM |
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| gypsy |
What do I do now? |
| October 22nd, 2004 09:44 AM |
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| Joey |
quote:
gypsy wrote:
What do I do now?
Come to Joey ....................... |
| October 22nd, 2004 09:53 AM |
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| not bound to please |
quote:
Maxlugar wrote:
It's Coming....
Hurry the fuck up. Joey ran out of fresh material ages ago, and I'm sick of getting rammed up his arse every day...
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| October 22nd, 2004 09:56 AM |
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| not bound to please |
quote:
SheRat wrote:
You HAVE to go down there. YOU HAVE TO.
If I was there, I would so go with you. We could stand outside the bar with bottles of Mad Dog and heckle.
What is it about Mad Dog that makes you drunker than other wine? It's such a small bottle...
Come on - hop a flight...it will be worth it!
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| October 22nd, 2004 10:29 AM |
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| Joey |
quote:
not bound to please wrote:
Hurry the fuck up. Joey ran out of fresh material ages ago, and I'm sick of getting rammed up his arse every day...
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Let's hope it's quality stuff !
" Never Let go the Coat Ronnie "
Burscee Joe ! |
| October 22nd, 2004 11:25 AM |
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| parmeda |
quote:
not bound to please wrote:
Then come meet the Vh1 Casting Team
In Chicago Nov. 4th at Jilly’s 5-8p.
1007 N. Rush St.
Chicago Il 60611
\ 312.664.1001
Lamby...I'm game! Wanna go?
I am rearranging my schedule as I type...
Tele!!! I've got a GREAT idea!
(This would be so damn funny, rotflmao!)
Get the day off of work.
We're having a Rocks Off Field Trip  |
| October 22nd, 2004 11:31 AM |
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| not bound to please |
quote:
parmeda wrote:
Lamby...I'm game! Wanna go?
I am rearranging my schedule as I type...
Tele!!! I've got a GREAT idea!
(This would be so damn funny, rotflmao!)
Get the day off of work.
We're having a Rocks Off Field Trip
YES! But we are probably tipping them off...
Jerry won't be there - but I'll bet there will be cheesey life sized cardboard cut outs...perhaps we could steal one?
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| October 22nd, 2004 11:37 AM |
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| parmeda |
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not bound to please wrote:
Jerry won't be there - but I'll bet there will be cheesey life sized cardboard cut outs...perhaps we could steal one?
I wouldn't go as far as stealing one, but we could deface the hell outta 'em with some Stones decals!
I'm on a mission...
Hey! Where's tele? He's got to come with, too. |
| October 22nd, 2004 01:02 PM |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
Shit.
If I lived in Chicago, I'd do this. I'd take my wife to the interview too. Show Jerry what a real woman looks like....
I would blind Ms. Hall with my freshly shaven cranium. I would dazzle her with my mighty "one pack" ab. I would baffle her with my brilliant bullshit. I would make her children laugh, have fun, and squeal with joy. Oh yeah, by the end of my time with her, she'd be dancin' to SS's tune. In fact, just gimme the money now bitch.
But I would make it clear...no funny business. Ain't no way I'm stickin' anything of mine in her scary old cooter. I ain't playin' no Vagina Monologues with her. Yeeeech! I mean, we're only talkin' six figures. She wants SS to bury the sword up to the hilt...she's gotta come up with better pay. |
| October 22nd, 2004 01:15 PM |
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| Nellcote |
SS, sorry, I've got you beat.
I've got a 24 pack set of abs, took lots of
time & bling to cultivate, and I'm proud of it.
That long blond Texan is mine...
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| October 22nd, 2004 02:22 PM |
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| parmeda |
Hey! To hell with you two and your beautiful bods, lol...I need decals!!!!
This is going to be funnier than hell!
Oh, and I plan on wearing layers of Stones garb
Tele...you comin', or what? |
| October 22nd, 2004 02:33 PM |
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| gypsy |
Damnit! Why can't I live closer to you guys? I'll do just about anything for a laugh...so you could count on me to do something totally crazy. |
| October 22nd, 2004 02:38 PM |
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| kath |
the really funny part is that picture underneath the first post..the one of george...is he already in pre-auditions or what?? no fair,, dubyah!!!
shit, i think it would be a blast to audition for something like this, if i were 30 years younger and a reasonable attractive guy i'd do it in a heartbeat.... |
| October 22nd, 2004 02:40 PM |
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| gypsy |
I think I'll send my boyfriend. We could use the extra money. |
| October 22nd, 2004 03:29 PM |
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| Soldatti |
quote:
gypsy wrote:
I think I'll send my boyfriend. We could use the extra money.
LOL  |
| October 22nd, 2004 03:42 PM |
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| not bound to please |
quote:
parmeda wrote:
Hey! To hell with you two and your beautiful bods, lol...I need decals!!!!
This is going to be funnier than hell!
Oh, and I plan on wearing layers of Stones garb
Tele...you comin', or what?
NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! You have to be discrete. They will be on to you - and I won't get any footage. Wear black and pout a lot.
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| October 22nd, 2004 03:43 PM |
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| Joey |
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not bound to please wrote:
NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! You have to be discrete. They will be on to you - and I won't get any footage. Wear black and pout a lot.
I got a Smelly Ass ! |
| October 22nd, 2004 03:45 PM |
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| not bound to please |
quote:
Joey wrote:
I got a Smelly Ass !
Would it hurt to wipe once in a while?
Where the hell is Maxy?
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| October 22nd, 2004 03:47 PM |
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| Joey |
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not bound to please wrote:
Would it hurt to wipe once in a while?
Where the hell is Maxy?
...with his " May Pang "
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