| October 20th, 2004 09:30 PM |
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| M.O.W.A.T. |
Beautiful and smart too!!! |
| October 20th, 2004 09:35 PM |
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| gypsy |
Thanks, M.O.W.A.T. I never expected to receive so many compliments regarding my looks. I just sent that pic to Voodoo because I owed him big for posting Nankerace. I happened upon that one, where I am holding Baby Oil, and thought it perfect for RO. I have never claimed to be some great beauty. I am happy with cute. My nose is crooked, as it's been broken several times from when I used to box (seriously--but too long of a story to get into). So, when I see that photo, I see a crooked nose. I really am thankful for the kind words...you guys have made my day. |
| October 20th, 2004 09:37 PM |
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| M.O.W.A.T. |
...and she can kick my ass, too!!! |
| October 20th, 2004 09:39 PM |
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| Trey Krimsin |
If I ever meet you, Gypsy, I'm bringing a shield, so you can't kick my ass. The shield, however, will be see-through so I can get a look at ya. |
| October 20th, 2004 10:43 PM |
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| Madafaka |
Gypsy, you got an unforgettable smile!
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| October 21st, 2004 12:28 AM |
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| Zack |
Gypsy my dear, you are indeed a gorgeous creature.
May I suggest you shoo away your two little cling-ons with another nice story from your work (I fear the barium enema story went right over their heads). Give them an idea of what life's like in the real world. Maybe the one about the fat lady with the ham sandwich in her rolls again. I loved that! Come on, as high as you can get on the gross-o-meter. |
| October 21st, 2004 12:44 AM |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
Heh heh heh.
Gypsy is da bomb...and she wants to shack up with me.
Guess that makes me just a wee bit superior to "yall". |
| October 21st, 2004 12:52 AM |
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| 56DeSoto |
Gypsy used to box! You're my new role model. |
| October 21st, 2004 12:54 AM |
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| Zack |
Welcome back, SS. I am still in awe of your last discourse on pie, and your affect on babes like the Gyps.
I also fixed the typo in my new signature line.
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| October 21st, 2004 01:43 AM |
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| gypsy |
SS is back! Yay! And yes, I am smitten with SS, and I am not ashamed to admit it.
Did I tell you the story about the 600-700lb. guy who asked me "Hey, can you adjust my scrotum?" I didn't. I got his nurse. I wanted to ask him if he had someone at home that adjusted his scrotum on a regular basis.
Lemme think...it's hard to remember all of the stories. One guy had sex with a poodle, and it died while he was inside it. He was in the ER, and I was in the Radiology Department; and, I love dogs (though, obviously, not in the same way that this guy did), so I could not go over there and see the spectacle. I never did find out how they removed the dog.
One night some guy came in the ER, and his eyeball was hanging out because his girlfriend hit him with a baseball bat for--get this--getting a job. That's what he told me. He kept refusing any exams, but he needed them. He kept saying "God damn! The bitch hit me cuz I gots a job! She always bitchin' 'bout me not havin' no job. Then when I gets one, she hits me with a mutha fuckin' baseball bat! Can you believe that shit?" I just stayed quiet, of course. I still don't understand why security wasn't in the room with me. The guy would not cooperate with anything...and kept getting up and using the phone. He was talking to the woman that knocked his eye out, saying "But, baby, I love you. Why you do this?" Then, the next call, he was saying "You bitch, my sistah is coming over there right now to shoot yo' ass!" I repeatedly asked him to get off the phone, but he wouldn't listen. So, finally, security came, and took him to CAT scan. |
| October 21st, 2004 04:25 AM |
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| Zack |
Great stories, girl! So the guy was STUCK in the poodle? Did rigor mortis set in, or in other words, I guess the dog was stiff as he was. You'd think if your, um, partner died on you, regardless of the species, that would serve to, er, un-excite you.
I can just picture the guy on the phone with his eyeball hanging out, too. Did he ever explain why she was unhappy about him getting a job? |
| October 21st, 2004 05:51 AM |
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| charlotte |
Thanks to Gypsy for allowing Voodoo to post that gorgeous picture!! and allowing us to have a moment in heaven!! |
| October 21st, 2004 07:48 AM |
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| nankerphelge |
Another quality thread from RO.
This is great stuff first thing in the morning!
Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumber having a conversation bad-mouthing gypsy, who is one of funniest and sweetest slots ever to grace RO!!!
And don't let it go to your head precious, but using my own personal HOT probe(Heteroguy Orgasma Testosterometer) -- well, you pegged me...ah....I mean it.
Now, tell us more stories -- the enema one is classic.
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| October 21st, 2004 09:18 AM |
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| Joey |
" ...you guys have made my day. "
Come to Joey ............................
J. Fly !
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| October 21st, 2004 09:24 AM |
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| LadyJane |
quote:
nankerphelge wrote:
And don't let it go to your head precious, but using my own personal HOT probe(Heteroguy Orgasma Testosterometer) -- well, you pegged me...ah....I mean it.
Oh nice try Nanky..we all know your HOT probe stands for HOWE Orgasma Testosterometer!!!
LJ. |
| October 21st, 2004 09:24 AM |
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| nankerphelge |
Ouch!
Tough room! |
| October 21st, 2004 10:49 AM |
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| LadyJane |
Perhaps it would be a good idea for you to avoid the using the letter "H" at all costs.
HeHeHeHeHeHeHeHE
LJ. |
| October 21st, 2004 11:11 AM |
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| telecaster |
gypsy? WTF? Is that a wedding ring I see?
You got some xplainin to do |
| October 21st, 2004 11:15 AM |
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| Joey |
quote:
telecaster wrote:
gypsy? WTF? Is that a wedding ring I see?
You got some xplainin to do
Tele ...........................
Last Evening for Dinner :
The " Three Happiness " meal from P.F. Changs , Egg Rolls , Egg-Drop Soup , and Pumpkin Pie for dessert .
Yes ................ It's Coming !
Oh , you KNOW ........" It's Coming ! "
********* END TRANSMISSION *********** |
| October 21st, 2004 01:36 PM |
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| KeepRigid |
It was actually Equate brand Baby Oil that gypsy used to get Keep to surrender his birthright. You would think it would've been something else, but no, Equate. (But with a soft touch.) |
| October 21st, 2004 01:42 PM |
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| gypsy |
It's not my fault that my friends are cheap and bought me Equate brand Baby Oil. I did use that bottle though--I think the ingredients are exactly the same as Johnson & Johnson's.
tele, that is my engagement ring. Has anyone noticed that when you wear your wedding/engagement ring, you get hit on more? It's true. I think people are like "Hey. He/She's married, but he/she's out partying. So if we had hot porno sex tonight, he/she's not gonna stalk me cuz he/she has a wife/husband." |
| October 21st, 2004 06:57 PM |
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| M.O.W.A.T. |
Anyone got a spare engagement ring I can borrow this weekend??? |
| October 21st, 2004 07:17 PM |
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| mickjaggersgrl |
quote:
Sir Stonesalot wrote:
Heh heh heh.
Gypsy is da bomb...and she wants to shack up with me.
Guess that makes me just a wee bit superior to "yall".
your talking like a faget! lolol who says "shack up with me" that's lame. |
| October 21st, 2004 07:26 PM |
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| Trey Krimsin |
Look, if all you wish to do is insult other people, quit posting. |
| October 21st, 2004 07:30 PM |
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| doo doo doo Dude |
mickjaggersgrl, don't you have some homework to do?
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| October 21st, 2004 07:48 PM |
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| mickjaggersgrl |
quote:
doo doo doo Dude wrote:
mickjaggersgrl, don't you have some homework to do?
nope  |
| October 21st, 2004 07:53 PM |
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| mickjaggersgrl |
quote:
Trey Krimsin wrote:
Look, if all you wish to do is insult other people, quit posting.
no they insulted me first! ill be nice if they will be nice to me cant we all just get along gosh  you all hurt my feelings i hope your happy. |
| October 21st, 2004 07:55 PM |
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| Mr. D |
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mickjaggersgrl wrote:
your talking like a faget! lolol who says "shack up with me" that's lame.
See, there was zero point to that. No reason at all to say something like that. It's almost as if you're just trying to get some more of that precious attention you so desperately need. |
| October 21st, 2004 08:03 PM |
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| mickjaggersgrl |
quote:
Mr. D wrote:
See, there was zero point to that. No reason at all to say something like that. It's almost as if you're just trying to get some more of that precious attention you so desperately need.
well lets stop arguing and be friends! k i dont want nobody to me mad at me , k im sorry for what ever i did but please dont pick on me or say im the same person on another name k that's all i ask |
| October 21st, 2004 08:22 PM |
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| littleredrooster |
quote:
mickjaggersgrl wrote:
well lets stop arguing and be friends! k i dont want nobody to me mad at me , k im sorry for what ever i did but please dont pick on me or say im the same person on another name k that's all i ask
Why don't you post some pictures of y'all!!!!!!!
Then, you'd be a great friend!!! AND Sir Stonesalot and Roostah would forgive BOTH of you!!! |
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