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Topic: Don't worry--Lady Jane is safe Return to archive Page: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11
October 16th, 2004 09:41 PM
Trey Krimsin I've only given you a portion of my madness. Of course that could be all of it, but maybe I've got another trick up my sleeve, or sock.

Well, it's SOMEWHERE.....


By the way, why is it every time I come to look around here, I feel so dirty?

Oh I forgot where I was at first. Sorry.....
[Edited by Trey Krimsin]
October 16th, 2004 09:54 PM
LadyJane
quote:
Trey Krimsin wrote:

By the way, why is it every time I come to look around here, I feel so dirty?




LMFAO...Trey it's all part of the charm of RO!!!!

LJ.
October 16th, 2004 09:57 PM
Trey Krimsin I realize that now. So, I'm just gonna put on Exile, grab a Heineken, and relax.

VIVA THE STONES!!!!!!
October 16th, 2004 10:06 PM
gypsy That's the spirit. Now unbutton a couple of those top bottons on your shirt...relax a little more...yeah, that's it...

*cut to porn music*
October 16th, 2004 10:12 PM
Trey Krimsin I thought you were saving yourself for Nanky's avatar.
October 16th, 2004 10:15 PM
LadyJane Shhhhhhhh...don't tell anyone Trey but gypsy is the biggest slot on this messageboard!!!

ROTFLMFAO

LJ.

October 16th, 2004 10:19 PM
Trey Krimsin The secret's safe with me, under lock and key.
October 16th, 2004 10:34 PM
gypsy It's no secret, LJ. It's all over the board now about how I'm such a "SLOT!" I don't care...I'm proud of it. Them girls shouldn't be hatin' on me like that. Whatever.
October 16th, 2004 10:40 PM
Trey Krimsin THE FIGHT OF THE CENTURY...or just this moment.

Gypsy vs LadyJane

The Prize: Nanky's avatar! and 57 cents.

Where: This thread (You thought this was going to Vegas? This fight is way too monumental for Vegas!)

When: TBD

Why: Why the hell not?

How: They will fight with gigantic boxing gloves, for awkward swings and falling over laughing their heads off.
[Edited by Trey Krimsin]
[Edited by Trey Krimsin]
October 16th, 2004 10:46 PM
LadyJane Oh this thread is going berserk tonight!! Trey...I like the way you think.

Unfortunately I could never fight with gypsy.

Number 1...I love her!!

Number 2...She'd kick my ass in the boxing ring (and that is not a joke).

Besides, word has it that Nanky's (former) avatar has plenty to share with both of us. We ARE talking about Lucifer, after all.

LJ.
October 16th, 2004 10:51 PM
Trey Krimsin Okay, then how does throwing lemon creme pies at each other sound?

And Nanky's former avatar gets to watch. I think the avatar will be mesmerized.

I have to keep editing for spelling. You two are getting to me.
[Edited by Trey Krimsin]
October 16th, 2004 11:34 PM
gypsy I could never hurt LadyJane either.
I'd throw a lemon creme pie at her though--but not hard--cuz she's my friend.
October 16th, 2004 11:45 PM
LadyJane I always thought jello wrestling was the offical RO ladies method of choice for competitive sports?? No??

LJ.
October 16th, 2004 11:59 PM
gypsy No. Not wrestling. It can be violent! It's not as fun as it looks. I'm speaking of that one-time baby oil wrestling I did for a joke. It was hard! I got beat by a little bitty skinny chick who latched her long skinny feet onto the mat. It's really hard to wrestle when you're all slippery. Plus, she was worried my fingernails would hurt her, so she asked me to be easy on her. Having boxed my entire life, I found the rules of wrestling very difficult to adhere by. I really wanted to haul off and knock the bitch out.
I say Twister with baby oil...because nobody gets hurt. And, no, nobody gets turned on except for the guys--unless one of us girls is a lesbian.
You don't know how many times I had to answer the question "Did you get turned on when you oil wrestled with that other girl?" The answer is zero. I never thought about her like that. I was more concerned about my swimsuit going up my ass, or my top slipping off, and "Oh my God, what if one of my Dad's friends is in this bar?!"
October 17th, 2004 07:02 AM
Trey Krimsin That got my attention for sure!

Jello wrestling sounds verry interesting. So does oil wrestling.

Nudge Nudge.
[Edited by Trey Krimsin]
October 17th, 2004 12:00 PM
LadyJane How's TreyK this a.m.?? Were gypsy and I getting to you last night?? Glad you could join in on the madness.

Just a recap for anyone who wonders WTF is going on here.

First this appears:



Then this:



Nanky's devil head avatar has mysteriously disappeared. The poor thing was traumatized by this HOWE-like behavior. He ended up at gypsy's house and I have flown to Oklahoma to assist gypsy in reviving the little fellow.

They are both asleep at the moment (gypsy and avatar) but he does have a smile on his face. Oh wait..I see a couple of cigarettes in the ashtray. He's on his way to recovery.

Yo Nanky...where the Hell are you??? Visiting Howe for alumni weekend???

LJ.
Senior Reporter,
RO Daily News.
October 17th, 2004 01:04 PM
VoodooChileInWOnderl
October 17th, 2004 01:14 PM
LadyJane I am on my way to the airport as my job in OK. is complete and a success.

The devil head has left gypsy's and is on his way home.

Gypsy..here is to you and I for rescuing and reviving this poor traumatized avatar.

Let it never be forgotten that RO women have a very special way of caring for the needy.

LJ.
October 17th, 2004 01:50 PM
gypsy Yay! All is back to normal now!
October 17th, 2004 02:25 PM
nankerphelge Oh my lil' devil head thank god you are okay.

I promise, no more Howe-like behavior!!!

No more "outties" -- "innies" all the way from now on!!!

Oh and thanks to gypsy and LJ for "perking up" the lil' guy!!
[Edited by nankerphelge]
October 17th, 2004 03:39 PM
gypsy I wouldn't breathe a sigh of relief just yet, Nanky. Your avatar did a lot of shameful things this weekend...I have pictures.
October 17th, 2004 03:45 PM
parmeda LOL...
I'll say it again, Nanky. "Live in fear..."
October 17th, 2004 04:38 PM
TomL I just can't seem to.. find my way..........
October 17th, 2004 05:11 PM
LadyJane Yes, Nanky, live in fear. I just dropped off MY film from Annapolis. If memory serves, there may be yet another photo that is very Howe-like...and it does NOT include TomL.

Hehehehehehehehehheheh

LJ.
October 17th, 2004 05:49 PM
Trey Krimsin Recovering quite nicely, LJ. Thanks for the concern. LOL

I'm actually ready for another go, unless you and Gypsy are worn out from helping the avatar.

From the looks of things here, you two did quite a lot!
October 17th, 2004 10:18 PM
LadyJane
HeHeHe

Glad you had fun, TK!

Voodoo..this wallpaper is making me dizzy. Or maybe it's the good chiba.

This has been a great, fun thread!! Imagine what the lurkers think!

Where is gypsy??

LJ.
[Edited by LadyJane]
October 17th, 2004 11:15 PM
gypsy Here I is! I had to actually have somewhat of a life today that didn't involve the computer. I was thinking of you guys though!
October 17th, 2004 11:39 PM
Trey Krimsin The lurkers are either thinking or doing five things:

1. Wondering what kind of drugs we're on

2. Where do they get the drugs we're on

3. We are not in our right minds

4. Where do they get the drugs we're on

5. Figuring out how to make a poster of the Nankerace photo

[Edited by Trey Krimsin]
October 17th, 2004 11:54 PM
gypsy TK, you just gave me a great idea---NANKERACE t-shirts!
October 18th, 2004 01:21 AM
gypsy Howe much do you think a "Nankerace" t-shirt would go for?
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