| August 29th, 2004 10:37 AM |
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| PolkSalad |
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parmeda wrote:
You know it's a bad day when you wake up to find out that your basement has flooded...you run upstairs to see how bad the weather REALLY was, only to see some jackass in a kayak rowing down your street...you decide to stay home and miss both of your sons first football games because you have a fucking mess to clean up...THEN...when you thought things couldn't get any fucking worse, your dog becomes deathly ill and your vet's office is closed on Saturdays.
What's a girl to do? ...besides pull out a vein and hope it all ends quickly!
Fuck, I need a drink
You deserve a drink or III. Wow, you got hit hard. Had water in the basement for the second time in almost 8 years but it was nothing like the first time. Lucky for me.
Just sippin some too strong coffee this morning. |
| August 30th, 2004 10:28 AM |
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| Joey |
" We RO gals are tighter than ................"
YOU MAKE JOEY CRY LIKE BABY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why ?!?!
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Scerscee ! |
| August 30th, 2004 06:12 PM |
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| egon |
This is why you should never drink and drive... with someone else in the car
Buitenland
ma 30 aug 2004, 20:53
Man rijdt rond met onthoofd lijk uit raam
ATLANTA - Een dronken Amerikaan heeft zondag circa 20 kilometer gereden met een onthoofde medepassagier hangend uit het autoraam. Volgens de krant Atlanta Journal-Constitution werd de man onthoofd toen hij uit het raam hing en tegen een steunkabel van een telegraafmast knalde.
Klaarblijkelijk heeft de chauffeur door zijn dronkenschap niets gemerkt van de onthoofding van zijn vriend, die mogelijk uit het raam hing omdat hij moest overgeven. De bestuurder werd zondag door de politie van zijn bed gelicht in bebloede kleren. Het ontzielde lichaam lag nog in zijn auto. Het hoofd is langs de weg teruggevonden.
www.freetranslation.com;
mon 30 aug 2004, 20:53
Man rides drank has ridden around with decapitated body from window
ATLANTA - An American Sunday about 20 kilometers with a decapitated medepassagier hanging from the car window. According to the paper Atlanta Journal-Constitution, the man was decapitated hung then he from the window and banged against a support cable of a telegraph mast. Evidently the driver has noticed through its drunkenness nothing of the onthoofding of its friend, that hung possible from the window because he deliver must. The driver was lifted Sunday by the police of its bed in bloody clothes. The ontzielde body lay yet in its car. The head has been found again along the way.
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| August 31st, 2004 12:46 AM |
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| beer |
Ya know what Egon? i thought i was the worst drunk here, but ever since i "calmed down, and sobered up", i believe you are the biggest alcaholic here. don't get me wrong, I'm drunk right now, but you seem to be on my old habit, which is getting loaded every night! God Bless you Egon! You gotta carry the torch. The only other person here that comes close is Sirmoonie! |
| August 31st, 2004 12:50 AM |
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| parmeda |
...kisses to caro, egon & Polk.
beer...you just cracked me the fuck up! |
| August 31st, 2004 12:54 AM |
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| beer |
Parmeda, you's a sweetheart!
Cheep Beer and chips and salsa in 2004! Thats how i'm voting! |
| August 31st, 2004 01:01 AM |
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| parmeda |
*blushing* ...thanks, beer
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| August 31st, 2004 01:10 AM |
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| beer |
Parmy!! i'd like to go "on Record" saying that yer one of my favorites here. always have been. You're up late huh? |
| August 31st, 2004 01:13 AM |
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| parmeda |
beer, my sweet...you are adorable.
And for the record, I am nocturnal  |
| August 31st, 2004 01:20 AM |
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| beer |
wellll, my weekend has JUST begun! So, in goes Sticky Fingers. To tell you the truth, i've never cared for "I Got The Blues", OR "Sister Morphine", BUT that doesn't detract from one of the greatest LPs ever.its only 10 or so here, It's Stones Loud time Parmy! |
| August 31st, 2004 01:26 AM |
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| parmeda |
 What will the neighbors think?
...oh yeah, to hell with those neighbors! It's only 10pm and they need some Sticky-culture.
Carry on, beer! |
| August 31st, 2004 01:40 AM |
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| beer |
Parmy, just between you and me, i'm very concerned about Mr. Watts. In my opinion, i can't imagine charlie doimg another tour after this shit, and i don't blame him. i certainly wouldn't. why do shitty things happen to good people? |
| August 31st, 2004 01:55 AM |
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| parmeda |
I couldn't agree with you more, beer. All I can ask of you is to say an extra prayer for Charlie.
It's his life. And I'm sure that he will decide what's best for himself and his family. Now is not a time for us, his fans, to become selfish. I wish him nothing the best and I pray that he has the strength, the courage and the will, to prevail.
Why did this have to happen to him?
I don't have an answer for you.
But, I will tell you this...there is no amount of money on this earth that can assure you of your health. Charlie, like many others, are proof of that. |
| August 31st, 2004 02:03 AM |
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| beer |
Well said Parmy,
But i have been dwelling on this lately. To put yourself in Charlies shoes, WHICH nOne of us can, BUT , In times ;like these, people re evaluate their priorities. I would imagine that touring would take a very far step back in the list of priorities. To anyone. considering the circumstances. Anyway, whatever the decision, i will always respect Charlie. absolutely! |
| September 2nd, 2004 09:47 AM |
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| egon |
last entry on the 30th of august AND it has almost slipped to page 2!!
People, do i have to do EVERYTHING myself around here?
I'm about to lose my job, house & girlfriend because i apparently "drink too much" (i call it socialising), so a little help from you is highly appreciated.
Drink you bastards! |
| September 2nd, 2004 10:02 AM |
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| nankerphelge |
Sorry egon -- I'll try to do better! |
| September 2nd, 2004 10:03 AM |
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| egon |
I know you will nank! |
| September 2nd, 2004 11:06 AM |
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| LadyJane |
quote:
egon wrote:
I'm about to lose my job, house & girlfriend because i apparently "drink too much" (i call it socialising), so a little help from you is highly appreciated.
Drink you bastards!
egon...you may lose your job, house and girlfriend, but you'll ALWAYS have your RO drinking buddies!!
LJ. |
| September 2nd, 2004 12:57 PM |
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| sirmoonie |
quote:
egon wrote:
I'm about to lose my job, house & girlfriend because i apparently "drink too much" (i call it socialising), so a little help from you is highly appreciated.
Drink you bastards!
Its a pisser, Eg. Work and family have always been the twin curses of the drinking class. |
| September 2nd, 2004 01:42 PM |
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| nankerphelge |
Speaking of pissers and drinking:
BANGKOK (AFP) - Drinking urine can eliminate sinus trouble, turn grey hair black and even cure cancer, a Thai academic said, citing a study of local Buddhists who engage in the unorthodox practice.
Ratree Cheepudomwit, of the Thai Traditional and Alternative Medicine Development Department, said hundreds of urine drinkers attested that consuming a daily cup worked wonders for their overall health and helped slow the ageing process.
She said that in June she queried 250 members of Santi Asoke, a strict indigenous Buddhist movement believed to have thousands of followers, and 204 respondents said they had learned from ancient Buddhist manucripts that drinking one's urine improved health.
"Of the respondents, 87 percent confirmed that it had head-to-toe benefits for them, including for example reduction of dandruff, grey hair, sinus problems and cancer," Ratree told AFP.
The medical elixir was not easy on everyone's system, as about one in 10 urine drinkers suffered diarrhea afterwards, but the practice should not be viewed with disgust, she said.
"Other groups of people who drank urine were Buddhist monks who practised in accordance to scriptures which are more than 2,500 years old," she said.
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| September 2nd, 2004 01:45 PM |
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| September 2nd, 2004 02:21 PM |
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| parmeda |
BERLIN (Reuters) - A man caught having sex with a blow-up doll in a busy public shopping arcade had to be physically parted from his rubber lover and escorted away, said police in Stuttgart Wednesday.
The 38-year-old man was caught with his trousers down early Monday evening after alarmed witnesses alerted the police.
"It was real, he was caught in mid-action with the doll," said a press spokeswoman. Police said that they had considerable difficulty separating the drunken man from his partner.
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...I can't stop laughing! What a drunk!
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| September 2nd, 2004 02:34 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
egon wrote:
People, do i have to do EVERYTHING myself around here?
I'm about to lose my job, house & girlfriend because i apparently "drink too much" (i call it socialising), so a little help from you is highly appreciated.
Drink you bastards!
Hi Egon ...................................
Say , I was wondering , how many " Jaggerbombs " do you plan on having this Labor Day Holiday Weekend ?!?!?!?! Here is my Tentative Schedule :
Friday Evening ...
Mr. Toads -- Three Jaggerbombs
Barry O's -- One Jaggerbomb
M's Pub -- Two Jaggerbombs and One " Absolute Citron "
Saturday Evening ...
Harry's Pub -- Four Jaggerbombs
Sunday Evening ...
Murphy's -- Three Jaggerbombs
Mr. Toads -- Two Jaggerbombs
Upstream Brewery -- Three Jaggerbombs
Monday Evening ...
McCoys -- One Jaggerbomb ( It's a " school night " you see .............. )
***** WHEW ************** Joey's liver now trying to reduce itself to normal size whilst thinking about jumping out of body ****************
Developing ................................
W- W- W- W- What ?!?!?! ...............Oh , CERTAINLY !!!!!! Why didn't you say so ?!?!?!
1 Shot of Jagermeister
1/2 Pint Full of Red Bull
Gently .... I repeat .......GENTLY slip the shot of Jager into the Glass of Red Bull and then Guzzle !
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm ! Tasty !
Skittles Joe ! |
| September 2nd, 2004 03:14 PM |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
quote:
parmeda wrote:
BERLIN (Reuters) - A man caught having sex with a blow-up doll in a busy public shopping arcade had to be physically parted from his rubber lover and escorted away, said police in Stuttgart Wednesday.
Poor guy. I think he should sue the manufacturer. |
| September 2nd, 2004 03:28 PM |
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| gypsy |
Damn, parmy and beer...had I known you two were up so late last night/this morning, I'd have joined you...I couldn't seem to fall asleep, so I played around on the computer from mindnight to 3am...just trying out different photo programs. beer, you'll be happy to know that I'm re-doing my entire group--making the pics better, and fixing up all the interviews, and your favorite--EXILE section. I've put the group to Private right now until I have it ready.
parmy, hang in there! |
| September 2nd, 2004 03:36 PM |
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| parmeda |
Thanks, gypsy...between you and LadyJ this week, I've been able to keep some sanity.
But, I regret to inform you that I've made my decision to have our shepard Bo put down tomorrow afternoon.
This past week has been quite trying for all of us. I've weighed out my options and I am not left with any other choice. I have been able to find peace with myself in knowing that I have made these past few days as comfortable for him, as I possibly could. It obviously isn't going to be enough.
It's going to be one hell of a night for me.
Just give me some time... |
| September 2nd, 2004 03:41 PM |
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| LadyJane |
I'm so sorry, Pam! Hang in there!
You KNOW we are here for ya!
LJ. |
| September 2nd, 2004 03:52 PM |
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| nankerphelge |
So sorry to hear that Pam -- hang in there!
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| September 2nd, 2004 05:55 PM |
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| gypsy |
parmy, check your PM |
| September 3rd, 2004 01:21 AM |
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| beer |
Gypsy, i like all the cool pictures you have on yer site, but ya know i love them Exile pics the best! I live in constant regret that i didn't buy that Fucking Exile book from Genesis publications. I found out about it right before they were being published, so i had the chance to buy one, but i scoffed at the idea of paying so much money for a book. geez, what a dumb mistake. THough, i really do hate that elitist little company for making something so great only available to so few. |
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