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10-23-03 01:01 PM

nankerphelge

Schoolboys take Viagra in lunchbreak

Six schoolboys were hospitalised after they took Viagra pills in their lunch-break, it has emerged.

One of the Year Eight pupils, all aged 12 and 13, is believed to have brought in the anti-impotency tablets and handed them around to five of his pals at the all-boys comprehensive school in Berkshire.

Teachers at the Forest School in Winnersh called 999 when word spread of what they had done.

A spokeswoman from Wokingham District Council, the local education authority, said: "It is believed that a pupil brought the tablets from home into the all-boys school and shared them with five friends. The school responded quickly to the situation and, as a precaution, paramedics were called.

"The pupils were taken to the Royal Berkshire Hospital in Reading. All six have subsequently been discharged and are not expected to suffer any ill-effects.

"All of the tablets have been accounted for. The school has a strict no drugs policy and a pupil will be temporarily excluded for actions which placed other pupils at risk." The incident happened on October 16.

Viagra was launched by pharmaceuticals giant Pfizer in 1998 as a breakthrough in the treatment of male impotency and is a prescribed drug, although it is available for sale on the Internet.

Sexual health experts have said the effects of the drug on young people are untested and side effects unknown.

Although it is not thought the boys will be seriously affected, doctors say any reaction with other medication could be dangerous.

10-23-03 01:14 PM

sirmoonie

Boiiinnnnnnnngggggggggg!!!!!

Wow, give me some of that stuff when I was 13 and I'll stucco the goddam celing for ya!

"Holy caulk guns, Ronnie!"

P.S. Excellent Howard Carter like find there, nankie.

10-23-03 01:25 PM

nankerphelge

I don't get the whole thing tho!

I mean, when I was a young school boy, I'd sneak out with my friends and get high because, ... well...., you got high!!

Or maybe sneak out for a six-pack because, you got drunk.

Somehow that makes sense.

But Viagra?

Let's all sneak out and get hard-ons???
Somehow that makes no sense!
Talk about the glee club!

Now I can see slipping a little blue diamond into the coach's lunch right before the BIG game!
That would be pretty funny!

10-23-03 01:44 PM

sirmoonie

These kids today....

Back in my day, all we did was begin life long habits of substance abuse, today its all this so-called sexin' and whatnot and so forth.

10-23-03 02:39 PM

Sir Stonesalot

Well, I lost my virginity when I was 13. I could understand the viagra thing if this were a co-ed school. You know, down a blue pill and hump a cheerleader for a few hours. But this is an all boys school....I mean, you don't think they were planning on...you know...pulling a SDH...do you?

Those parents need to buy these boys some quality hookers IMMEDIATELY!!!

10-23-03 02:52 PM

sirmoonie

Whoooaaahhhh!!!!!

I missed the all boys school reference (and the sardonic title of the thread).

YIKES!!!!

Not good.

P.S. 13, SS? You is da man. Daaiiiimmmmm!

10-23-03 02:53 PM

Fiji Joe

"Teachers at the Forest School in Winnersh called 999 when word spread of what they had done."

Smart, 999 instead of 911...those kids were in much more need of phone sex than emergency help

10-23-03 03:11 PM

Joey

" Well, I lost my virginity when I was 13. "

13 ?!?! THIRTEEN !!!! ?!?! Oh Oh ........

www.HoweMilitary.com

Wow , that is YOUNG !!!!!! I was only 17 when I lost mine .

" I mean, you don't think they were planning on...you know...pulling a SDH...do you? "

My Baby Steelie is gone .

He told me this morning that he has left this board for good .

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Skee !

10-24-03 03:09 PM

Sir Stonesalot

>My Baby Steelie is gone .

He told me this morning that he has left this board for good .<

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10-24-03 03:14 PM

Boomy

Skee !

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I'll tell ya WHY:

This is the only thing I can think of....SKITTLES!!!

10-24-03 05:43 PM

Fiji Joe

Why does SDH wanna leave?...Playa hata?...Hepatits C?...Truth to the rumored collobarative message board with Gary Coleman?...