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Topic: Lucy & Ethyl & Otis - PLAY HERE (pnsc) Return to archive
10-21-03 01:25 PM
Cardinal Fang As promised, I started this thread for my friends Lucy & Ethyl and Otis so they would QUIT HIJACKING other peoples threads. So while the adults talk in other threads, I built you this cardboard box fort for you to play in. (Pretty cool huh ?) Feel free to do all of your fucking about in THIS thread. I'll start you off, ready ???

Fucking about, fucking about, fucking about........... (That's for my best friend :-)

I just coined, "PNSC". It means "PROBABLY NSC)

Lucy, you can "edited by" post as much as you want.

Ethyl, you can "cut and paste" as much as you want.

Otis, you can incoherently ramble, lie, and talk about shit that you have no clue about as much as you want.

All 3 of you can HIJACK this thread as often as you like. (It's actually appropriate here)

Is everybody ready ? They seem to be ready.....

GO !!!!!!!!

Later, Cardinal Fang

P.S. You do know I'm doing this for fun, right ?

P.P.S As a tribute to Lucy I had to do the following:
[Edited by Cardinal Fang]
10-21-03 02:14 PM
FPM C10
quote:
Cardinal Fang wrote:
Ethyl, you can "cut and paste" as much as you want.




HEY! I gotta complain again about this besmirching of the name "Mertz". What was the name of Lucy's sidekick in her second and much less funny show? The one where she was named Lucille Carmichael and worked for Mr Moonie?

Hey...this cardboard fort ROCKS! I think I'LL play in it for awhile.

Meyer Lansky
Bugsy Siegel
Longy Zwillman
Moe Dalitz
David Berman
Maier Suchowljansky
Lenny Bruce


HEY...where IS everyone?
10-21-03 02:29 PM
Factory Girl FPM wrote--
"HEY...where IS everyone?"

FPM, are you playing with yourself???
10-21-03 02:46 PM
Joey

You mean , " The Grape Hath Won Otis ?!?!?!?! "

" Dance like a Clown for Me Ronnie " !!!!!!!!




Later , Gotta Jet , Gotta Bail , Gotta Dance ,


skee !

10-21-03 03:43 PM
Cardinal Fang
quote:
Joey wrote:


You mean , " The Grape Hath Won Otis ?!?!?!?! "

" Dance like a Clown for Me Ronnie " !!!!!!!!





Joey !!!

You are mixing your SDI's !!!

SDI #2 & SDI #1 to be more precise.

Or so I've been told.............

Later, Cardinal Fang
10-21-03 04:03 PM
Joey " Joey !!!

You are mixing your SDI's !!!

SDI #2 & SDI #1 to be more precise.

Or so I've been told............. "

I miss the old SDI days ......................Man that was classic and FUNNY stuff on Keno's Board .

Some nights I still lie awake in bed and hear that same line over and over again : " You mean , the grape hath won Otis ?!?!?! -- Say it isn't so ?????? "

And now , in honor of all eight of the various SDI's ...Allow your young Joey to " Dance like a Clown " this afternoon for all of YOU !....My Stonesian Kin :



The Jacky ( How about a Number Boy ? )


[Edited by Joey]
10-21-03 10:45 PM
Sir Stonesalot I was never an SDI.

I greatly regret that.
10-22-03 12:05 AM
sirmoonie In retrospect and with the benefit of experience, I am now sorry that I ever doubted the wisdom of the SDIs and the truth of their mission.
10-22-03 09:39 AM
Joey " In retrospect and with the benefit of experience, I am now sorry that I ever doubted the wisdom of the SDIs and the truth of their mission. "

I do not know who the SDI's were , but I salute and drink to them often ..................they have written some of the funniest material in the History of the Internet !

Now , with your indulgence , allow me to " Dance Like a Clown " for you :





What ?!?!?! Oh , sure .......................


Alan King
Al Franken
Jon Stewart
Neil Shulman
Woody Allen
Richard Belzer
Sandra Bernhard
Scott Blakeman
Elayne Boosler
Norm Crosby
Carol Leifer




The Jacky !




10-22-03 02:47 PM
Joey

{{{{{{{{{ JACKY !!!! }}}}}}}}}}
10-22-03 06:17 PM
sirmoonie Fustercluck?
10-22-03 06:21 PM
caro 12:19.
10-22-03 06:22 PM
caro oh, sorry.
10-22-03 06:25 PM
sirmoonie Que? Aqui?
10-22-03 06:29 PM
caro I misunderstood.
What does "fustercluck" mean?
10-22-03 06:46 PM
sirmoonie It means slogging a hard long one.

I think.

Has everyone signed their loyalty oaths today?
10-23-03 09:57 AM
Joey

So who are the SDI's Anyway ?!?!?!

Please ...............I's gots to knows :

Insert name here -----> _____________

_____________

_____________

_____________

_____________

_____________



" Hit Me Ronnie "



The Jacky !
10-23-03 10:42 AM
sirmoonie The identities of the SDIs is a mystery even to god himself, Joey.

Those who know, aren't telling. Those who are telling, don't know. Haitian voodoo, bad danger, like dagger, better cover some miles before sunup when HIM come calling....
10-23-03 12:11 PM
Joey

The SDI's are the stuff of Legend .

Truly , they have posted some of the most amusing material in the HISTORY of the World Wide Web !

Even North Korean Leader Kim Jong Ill has been known to chuckle a time or two to himself over something one of the SDI's have written .

Say it ain't so Otis .....the Grape Hath Won Ronnie "


The Jacky !
10-23-03 12:27 PM
Zeeta I've heard of a Mongolian cluster-fuck but never a fustercluck!!

Cool!
10-23-03 12:56 PM
caro aah. got it.

>Cluster fuck
>From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.
>(...)
>'Cluster fuck' is used by scuba divers to describe the general confusion during the donning of equipment on board overloaded dive boats (aka. cattleboats).


And when everyone has drowned after the CF, then it becomes a "fuck-up". (I think?)
10-23-03 02:06 PM
Joey Little friend of mine
Can you still recall
Our salad days
Between the ivy walls?
Beneath the autumn sun?
When all is said and done
We were a good combination
We were good clean fun
Still my thoughts roll back
Every now and then
Think about you
Remembering
I start in smiling and
I just can't stop
You on the bottom
Me on top

These days it's like a tomb
Amid in the stacks of gloom
Looking out the window
In the downstairs room
And the time goes by
And the time goes by
Sometimes it goes so slowly
You know a man could cry
Till the day goes down
In deep disgrace
With empty pockets
And a dirty face
And then the day boils over
And there's nothing there
But a roomful of smoke and a lot of hot air

This moody bastard remembers
You were some kind of friend even then
Once in a great while
He needs one...
This moody bastard
This moody bastard
He needs one
He needs some kind of friend now and again
Once in blue moon
Could use one
This moody bastard

Little friend of mine
You don't even know
When the wind starts blowing
How far a man could go
Little friend of mine
Are you even there
Did you disappear
Back into thin air
If you 're still here with me
If you got this far
I hope you're smiling
In fact I know you are

This moody bastard remembers
You were some kind of friend even then
Once in a great while
He needs one...
This moody bastard
This moody bastard
He needs one
He needs some kind of friend now and again
Once in blue moon
Could use one
This moody bastard ................
This moody bastard ....................


-- Thank You



Jacky !
10-24-03 10:00 AM
Joey



JACKY !
10-24-03 08:37 PM
mac_daddy what is an SDI?
10-26-03 09:46 AM
Factory Girl Still Drunken Idiot.
10-26-03 06:40 PM
glencar I think Jon Stewart is an SDI. But I'm not sure about teh rest of Joey's list.
10-26-03 06:44 PM
glencar This just in at Drudge: "Ashton Kutcher Endorses Candidate For President..." But then the story goes no further. Developing...