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| parmeda |
May I be the first to wish you the best today...
with the hope that the best will continue for you after tomorrow...
Have a wonderful Birthday! |
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| Factory Girl |
A Very Happy Birthday, Martha! May the Good Lord SHine A Light on You!  |
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| VoodooChileInWOnderl |
Martha!!!
� Feliz Cumplea�os !
With all my heart, brain, body, soul and too much blood
Sincerely
Gerardo
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| mac_daddy |
health and happinesss to you, Martha. Happy Birthday! |
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| sirfito |
Martha: Muy Feliz Cumplea�os!!!!
Cheers,
Fito |
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| jb |
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.... |
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| Irina |
Happy Birthday to You!
I wish You health and happiness
and good luck 
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| Sir Stonesalot |
If I were in Ohio, I would stop by and rub your feet. Nothing like a Happy Birthday foot rub.
Since I am not in Ohio, you will have to rub them yourself and pretend that it was me.
Enjoy!
Happy 29th birthday for the 17th time!
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| nankerphelge |
Happy Birthday Martha!
How about a little birthday joke?
Two nuns are driving in a car through Transylvania?
Have you heard it before?
No?
Okay, so these two nuns are driving in a car through Transylvania.
And this tiny little evil demon vampire jumps on windshield and is cursing and spitting and hissing and making the most horrible sounds imaginable.
And the nuns are both scared! The one nun says to the nun driving:
"try turning on the windshield wiper and knocking him off!"
So she does, but the little evil demon just grabbed the wiper and was moving back and forth across the windshield still cursing and spitting and hissing!!
So the driver nun says to the other nun:
"not to worry dear, I put holy water in the washer," as she squirts the hissing demon with the windshield washer spray!
But the demon is nasty. And the holy water just makes him pissed!! And so he jumps onto the driver's side window and is now staring and cursing and spitting and hissing at the driver.
The passenger nun yells "sister -- show him your cross!!!"
And so the driver nun opens the window a crack and yells in a really mean voice:
"Get off my car you little fucker!"
Get it!!
Cross!!
Have I told you the penguin joke.
Maybe some other time...
Happy Birthday
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| Moonisup |
happy birthday
Rik |
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| Joey |
Well , Happy Happy 24th Birthday Martha Mellencamp !
Yeeeaaaah Martha !!!!!!
Jacky ! |
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| Boomy |
Happy Birthday |
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| Lazy Bones |
Hey you!
Have a great birthday!! I'll have a beer for ya tonight. |
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| TomL |
Happy B-Day, may all your STONES dreams come true. Till the next time we run into each other. |
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| magicwoman |
happy birthday martha and have a nice day |
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| LadyJane |
Happy, Happy Birthday Martha!!
Hope you enjoy your day!!
LadyJ. |
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| Factory Girl |
Have A great Day! |
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| gypsy |
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARTHA!!!
Hope you have a wonderful birthday! You are a great friend and I hope we can hang out together someday. |
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| glencar |
Which Martha is this?
Anyway, in either case, you're both loverly so...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARTHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Jaxx |
H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y to you! go on and make a wish:
hooray!
hopefully you'll be making you're own fireworks later on, but in the meantime, check this out,(sparks will fly ) and have a fantastic day |
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| jb |
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| Honky Tonk Man |
Have a great Birthday Martha!
Alex |
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| Gazza |
have a terrific birthday Martha!!! |
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| egon |
have a birthday martha! |
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| Nellcote |
MMMMMMMMMMMARTHA!!!!
Have a Wicked Pissah Birthday!!!! |
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| FPM C10 |
Dearest Martha, I am SO sorry I missed your birthday. You KNOW how much I think of you, though, and I missed Ed Wood's bhirthday too, so you're in good company.
Hope you had a beautiful birthday, because you are a beautiful person. Thanks for being you!
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| littleredrooster |
Happy Birthday Martha!!!
Roostah |
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| scope |
I to apologize for being a day late. All my best to one of the nicest person I've had the pleasure to meet in cyber-space. Someday it shall be in person! |
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