| 19th October 2007 10:41 AM |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
10/18/07
9:00:00, Categories: Celebrity News, Music News
starpulse.com
Nikki Sixx Wants Kate Moss
Motley Crue bassist Nikki Sixx has a new crush and the object of his affections is British supermodel Kate Moss. The 48-year-old rocker has given up dating Playboy Playmates after he married and divorced two of them in the last ten years and now insists that Moss would be a much better match.
He says, "No more playmates. I'm on my knees begging for Kate Moss. Why'd you think I'm in London? I'm stalking her."
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| 19th October 2007 11:06 AM |
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| Saint Sway |
Poor Nikki Sixx.... its gotta be a rough adjustment having to lower your standards from Playboy centerfolds to Super Models.
I'm already thinking he has to be the front runner for next years Nobel Peace Prize |
| 19th October 2007 11:48 AM |
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| glencar |
It would make as much sense as this year's recipient! |
| 19th October 2007 12:01 PM |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
Now... why I ask does a thread with such potential for meaningful discussion have to devolve into something as crude as politics? |
| 19th October 2007 12:19 PM |
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| Saint Sway |
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
He says, "I'm on my knees begging for Kate Moss. Why'd you think I'm in London? I'm stalking her."
is this street code for "I'm in town and I need drugs"?? |
| 19th October 2007 12:22 PM |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
quote:
Saint Sway wrote:
is this street code for "I'm in town and I need drugs"??
I duuno. I was thinking the guy might be half serious. |
| 19th October 2007 12:24 PM |
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| gimmekeef |
This guys about as relevant as an 8 track tape..... |
| 19th October 2007 12:26 PM |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
quote:
gimmekeef wrote:
This guys about as relevant as an 8 track tape.....
Relevant or not, he's made it to the top. I mean two Playmates isn't exactly an accomplishment to sneeze at. |
| 19th October 2007 12:39 PM |
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| sirmoonie |
Ugly ass, geeky looking, half baked, washed up 80s never-been who can barely impersonate Gene Simmons' lamest overdubbed air bass riffs actually believes that a supermodel will come running because he mentions her in public? I'm pretty sure that guy posts here. |
| 19th October 2007 12:47 PM |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
quote:
sirmoonie wrote:
Ugly ass, geeky looking, half baked, washed up 80s never-been who can barely impersonate Gene Simmons' lamest overdubbed air bass riffs actually believes that a supermodel will come running because he mentions her in public? I'm pretty sure that guy posts here.
Some guys will do or say ANYTHING to get laid. But not me..I've got more self respect than that. |
| 19th October 2007 12:49 PM |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
Some guys will do or say ANYTHING to get laid. But not me..I've got more self respect than that.
Well MOST of the time. |
| 19th October 2007 12:52 PM |
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| Saint Sway |
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sirmoonie wrote:
Ugly ass, geeky looking, half baked, washed up 80s never-been
wrong thread Moonie (See: Van Humiliation) |
| 19th October 2007 01:05 PM |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
quote:
Saint Sway wrote:
wrong thread Moonie (See: Van Humiliation)
Playmates and Supermodels trump Van Halen and politics any day of the week. IMO. |
| 19th October 2007 01:06 PM |
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| doo doo doo Dude |
quote:
sirmoonie wrote:
Ugly ass, geeky looking, half baked, washed up 80s never-been
Same could be said about this tool:
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| 19th October 2007 01:12 PM |
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| Saint Sway |
actually Chris was never HALF baked. |
| 19th October 2007 01:13 PM |
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| Maxlugar |
New game:
Chris Robinson or Homeless Street Performer?
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| 19th October 2007 01:15 PM |
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| sirmoonie |
quote:
Saint Sway wrote:
wrong thread Moonie (See: Van Humiliation)
Well I walked into that one. Abstinence from alcohol is taking me off my goddam game.
Posting rehab looms in my future. |
| 19th October 2007 01:25 PM |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
quote:
sirmoonie wrote:
Posting rehab looms in my future.
Denying denial is the first step in recovery. |
| 19th October 2007 01:25 PM |
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| doo doo doo Dude |
quote:
Saint Sway wrote:
actually Chris was never HALF baked.
True. I always get him mixed up with the other lead singer stoner guy from the Spin Doctors:
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| 19th October 2007 01:27 PM |
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| sirmoonie |
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
Denying denial is the first step in recovery.
Step One - we admitted that Motesie's threads were hopeless. |
| 19th October 2007 01:46 PM |
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| gimmekeef |
I've been on the 12 step program for years.The twelfth step ends at my fridge door..... |
| 19th October 2007 01:54 PM |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
quote:
sirmoonie wrote:
Step One - we admitted that Motesie's threads were hopeless.
Youre' getting there.
[Edited by Ten Thousand Motels] |
| 19th October 2007 01:58 PM |
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| pdog |
I have read this thread and all its posts... |
| 19th October 2007 02:08 PM |
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| sirmoonie |
quote:
pdog wrote:
I have read this thread and all its posts...
I failed on Step Two - could not bring myself to believe in a Poster higher than myself. |
| 19th October 2007 02:11 PM |
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| pdog |
quote:
sirmoonie wrote:
I failed on Step Two - could not bring myself to believe in a Poster higher than myself.
That's not failure, that's just truth. |
| 19th October 2007 02:12 PM |
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| mojoman |
quote:
sirmoonie wrote:
Ugly ass, geeky looking, half baked, washed up 80s never-been who can barely impersonate Gene Simmons' lamest overdubbed air bass riffs actually believes that a supermodel will come running because he mentions her in public? I'm pretty sure that guy posts here.
thats postin gold |
| 19th October 2007 03:48 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
sirmoonie wrote:
I failed on Step Two - could not bring myself to believe in a Poster higher than myself.
That is Miracle on ICE postin'
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| 19th October 2007 08:45 PM |
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| SheRat |
this thread was, by far, the most entertaining I've read all day. |
