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Topic: Cyberwank!!!? Return to archive
October 14th, 2004 07:03 AM
Zeeta Ever had one?!
October 14th, 2004 07:46 AM
Monkeytonkman Dudette, What the hell is a cyber wank?

Do you rub yourself agaisnt your computer screen, or maybe shove the mouse down the front of your grunts and start rubbing?

Or is it just where you find some porno sight you like and get your jollies from that? - I seem to remember Gary Glitter and Pete Townsend got in trouble for something like that! (ouch!)

forgive my ignorance - computers ain't really my thing
October 14th, 2004 09:53 PM
Soldatti
quote:
Zeeta wrote:
Cyberwank



??
October 14th, 2004 10:21 PM
Bloozehound

NIFOC

CTC

BOHICA


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October 14th, 2004 10:26 PM
beer My computer is pretty darn sexy, but i've never had the urge to fuck it.
But i have noticed the way it looks at me sometimes.Like its undressing me with it's monitor.
If you do make sweet love to your computer, be sure to wear a condom though, i've heard of nasty computer virus's.
October 14th, 2004 10:27 PM
Soldatti
quote:
beer wrote:
My computer is pretty darn sexy, but i've never had the urge to fuck it.
But i have noticed the way it looks at me sometimes.Like its undressing me with it's monitor.
If you do make sweet love to your computer, be sure to wear a condom though, i've heard of nasty computer virus's.




Beer, left the beer!
October 14th, 2004 10:55 PM
MarthaMyDear SERIOUSLY LOVING BEER'S POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P
LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:P
quote:
Like its undressing me with it's monitor.

CLASSIC!!! GENIUS!!! LOL!!!!!!!!! :P
ROTFLOL!!!!!!! :P HE!!! HE!!! HE!!!
Last line rocks, also!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! THNKS!!!
HE!!! HE!!! HE!!!! PEACE!!!

*** Martha ***
October 15th, 2004 05:05 AM
Gazza
quote:
beer wrote:
My computer is pretty darn sexy, but i've never had the urge to fuck it.
But i have noticed the way it looks at me sometimes.Like its undressing me with it's monitor.
If you do make sweet love to your computer, be sure to wear a condom though, i've heard of nasty computer virus's.




take my advice. If youre making love to your computer, always do so from the front part of it. Those sockets at the back are too risky - you never know where theyve been.
October 15th, 2004 07:15 PM
Soldatti
quote:
Gazza wrote:
take my advice. If youre making love to your computer, always do so from the front part of it. Those sockets at the back are too risky - you never know where theyve been.



October 15th, 2004 11:45 PM
sirmoonie We still need to know what a cyberwank is.

There is some potential here.

Zeet?
October 16th, 2004 12:12 AM
MarthaMyDear Just remember not to have sex with any mice... Stick with the
gerbils... LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was bad (I know)...
HE!!! HE!!! HE!!! Sheeit... :P ROCK ONAGE!!!
PEACE!!!

*** Martha ***
October 16th, 2004 01:13 AM
Bloozehound i'm to drunbk to make to the drinkeng thrred

illl' wank itt here

wak on wankk offf
October 16th, 2004 12:58 PM
Bloozehound texas hold'em was the name of the game

but they didn't wanna hear no rockin rollin stones

then she kissed me