October 14th, 2004 07:03 AM |
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Zeeta |
Ever had one?! |
October 14th, 2004 07:46 AM |
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Monkeytonkman |
Dudette, What the hell is a cyber wank?
Do you rub yourself agaisnt your computer screen, or maybe shove the mouse down the front of your grunts and start rubbing?
Or is it just where you find some porno sight you like and get your jollies from that? - I seem to remember Gary Glitter and Pete Townsend got in trouble for something like that! (ouch!)
forgive my ignorance - computers ain't really my thing |
October 14th, 2004 09:53 PM |
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Soldatti |
quote: Zeeta wrote:
Cyberwank
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October 14th, 2004 10:21 PM |
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Bloozehound |
NIFOC
CTC
BOHICA
http://www.netlingo.com/emailsh.cfm |
October 14th, 2004 10:26 PM |
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beer |
My computer is pretty darn sexy, but i've never had the urge to fuck it.
But i have noticed the way it looks at me sometimes.Like its undressing me with it's monitor.
If you do make sweet love to your computer, be sure to wear a condom though, i've heard of nasty computer virus's.
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October 14th, 2004 10:27 PM |
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Soldatti |
quote: beer wrote:
My computer is pretty darn sexy, but i've never had the urge to fuck it.
But i have noticed the way it looks at me sometimes.Like its undressing me with it's monitor.
If you do make sweet love to your computer, be sure to wear a condom though, i've heard of nasty computer virus's.
Beer, left the beer! |
October 14th, 2004 10:55 PM |
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MarthaMyDear |
SERIOUSLY LOVING BEER'S POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P
LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:P
quote: Like its undressing me with it's monitor.
CLASSIC!!! GENIUS!!! LOL!!!!!!!!! :P
ROTFLOL!!!!!!! :P HE!!! HE!!! HE!!!
Last line rocks, also!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! THNKS!!!
HE!!! HE!!! HE!!!! PEACE!!!
*** Martha *** |
October 15th, 2004 05:05 AM |
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Gazza |
quote: beer wrote:
My computer is pretty darn sexy, but i've never had the urge to fuck it.
But i have noticed the way it looks at me sometimes.Like its undressing me with it's monitor.
If you do make sweet love to your computer, be sure to wear a condom though, i've heard of nasty computer virus's.
take my advice. If youre making love to your computer, always do so from the front part of it. Those sockets at the back are too risky - you never know where theyve been. |
October 15th, 2004 07:15 PM |
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Soldatti |
quote: Gazza wrote:
take my advice. If youre making love to your computer, always do so from the front part of it. Those sockets at the back are too risky - you never know where theyve been.
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October 15th, 2004 11:45 PM |
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sirmoonie |
We still need to know what a cyberwank is.
There is some potential here.
Zeet? |
October 16th, 2004 12:12 AM |
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MarthaMyDear |
Just remember not to have sex with any mice... Stick with the
gerbils... LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was bad (I know)...
HE!!! HE!!! HE!!! Sheeit... :P ROCK ONAGE!!!
PEACE!!!
*** Martha *** |
October 16th, 2004 01:13 AM |
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Bloozehound |
i'm to drunbk to make to the drinkeng thrred
illl' wank itt here
wak on wankk offf |
October 16th, 2004 12:58 PM |
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Bloozehound |
texas hold'em was the name of the game
but they didn't wanna hear no rockin rollin stones
then she kissed me |