| 13th October 2006 05:08 PM |
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| _Boomy_ |
Since we were staying at the Hilton, TomL was on a mission. In fact, at one point, we could not find him. Nanky spent about $1000 on cab fares to search the streets of downtown Chicago.
In a strange turn of events, Tom was found by President Bush's Secret Service Agents wearing nothing but his Stones PJ's (with the all-over tongue design) in the boiler room of the Hilton. He was holding some sort of paper that lists hotel ammenities. Guess what was on it?
Yes...TomL found Paris Hilton's Pee-Pee.
Take that to the bank, my friend. |
| 13th October 2006 05:43 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
_Boomy_ wrote:
Yes...TomL found Paris Hilton's Pee-Pee.
...and what a delicious Pee-Pee it is !
That is right my Stonescicles , Paris Pees Perfume . |
| 15th October 2006 01:09 AM |
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| _Boomy_ |
Uh. That's weird! |
| 15th October 2006 01:27 AM |
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| TomL |
I may have been sleep walking but I found it Joey. It was juicey, moist, just like the filet at Mortons. I woke up with white sauce all over my face though. Paris was just a memory of what used to be. Well I was pretty drunk at the time, it may have been Mrs Bush. Oh No Not You Again..........
But by the taste it was Paris. Just like sweet summer corn, drop lets of heaven. I gave her your number so keep the line open. It was like doing the dance of joy. |
| 15th October 2006 01:33 AM |
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| TomL |
Joey post paris's pee pee again, please. |
| 15th October 2006 08:38 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
TomL wrote:
I may have been sleep walking but I found it Joey. It was juicey, moist, just like the filet at Mortons. I woke up with white sauce all over my face though. Paris was just a memory of what used to be. Well I was pretty drunk at the time, it may have been Mrs Bush. Oh No Not You Again..........
But by the taste it was Paris. Just like sweet summer corn, drop lets of heaven. I gave her your number so keep the line open. It was like doing the dance of joy.
TomL
Paris Hilton is always surrounded by the sweet smell of semen . Word .
J. Fly
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| 15th October 2006 08:39 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
TomL wrote:
Joey post paris's pee pee again, please.
For My Baby ..... Enjoy :
http://www.timekiller.com/index~search~sex_tape.htm
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| 15th October 2006 09:17 PM |
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| TomL |
That was it Joey. Oh like a summer breeze down Michigan Ave. What a nice pee pee. My life is complete. Well now it's on to Nicky Hilton. Do you have a pic of her pee pee. |
| 15th October 2006 10:24 PM |
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| TomL |
Joey I want to chat more but I have bottled up everything inside of me for several days. I just farted and killed one of our guinia pigs, and they eat shit. It's terrible, smells like a cross between a dead deer sitting in 100 degree heat for 10 days, Dean Martins anus, Elton John's breath, Anna N Smiths pee pee and raw sewage. I gotta go freshin up. I did not think I had corn last night. |
| 16th October 2006 08:05 AM |
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| LadyJane |
quote:
TomL wrote:
Joey I want to chat more but I have bottled up everything inside of me for several days. I just farted and killed one of our guinia pigs, and they eat shit. It's terrible, smells like a cross between a dead deer sitting in 100 degree heat for 10 days, Dean Martins anus, Elton John's breath, Anna N Smiths pee pee and raw sewage. I gotta go freshin up. I did not think I had corn last night.
FYI...I have named the Chicago Inflatable Party sheep...Paris!!!!!!!
"Paris" was anatomically correct.
LMFAO.
LJ. |
| 16th October 2006 09:26 AM |
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| Jeep |
 : http://www.image-dream.com/membre/up/anonym/266b981a318296f97f9a1379b9a7c571.jpg
[Edited by Jeep] |
| 16th October 2006 10:20 AM |
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| Joey |
******** Sniff *********
********* Sniff .... Sniff *********** |
| 16th October 2006 10:21 AM |
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| nankerphelge |
Oh that's gold -- the sheep is Paris and she does indeed have an "inny" unlike her Memorial Day cousin!
I know, I signed my name WAY UP INSIDE!!
Just like Paris likes it!!
MMMMMmmmmmm, lamb stew is on the menu at the Hilton, Ronnie!
[Edited by nankerphelge] |
| 16th October 2006 10:38 AM |
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| robpop |
some have told me the goat is not bad
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| 16th October 2006 10:40 AM |
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| LadyJane |
quote:
nankerphelge wrote:
Oh that's gold -- the sheep is Paris and she does indeed have an "inny" unlike her Memorial Day cousin!
I know, I signed my name WAY UP INSIDE!!
Just like Paris likes it!!
MMMMMmmmmmm, lamb stew is on the menu at the Hilton, Ronnie!
[Edited by nankerphelge]
Excuse me Mr Phelge.
I donned my lab coat and gave Paris an internal exam.
Unfortunately the only remainders of your sig are the letters na.
I'm bringing Paris to AC...you may defile her again. 
LMAO
LJ. |
| 16th October 2006 10:45 AM |
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| nankerphelge |
Somebody musta erased my name.
I bet someone has Sharpie smudges on their tongue! |
| 16th October 2006 08:53 PM |
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| TomL |
I think someone thought it was a dog. |
| 16th October 2006 11:12 PM |
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| _Boomy_ |
I wonder who.... |
