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| jb |
Has anyone else seen the beautiful picture of the Stones in the latest issue....Absolutely great and Keith looks incredible!!! It's the new issue with J-Lo and some other female artists on the cover..worth the price for the great Stones photo. |
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| jb |
Nice avatar jb..also, the Vanity Fair picture was awesome...thanks for the great info... |
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| montana |
can anyone scan it??
thanx in advance, lour |
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| jb |
I don't have it here at work, but I am sure some computer nerd out here can do it!!!! |
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| Tom |
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jb wrote:
Nice avatar jb..also, the Vanity Fair picture was awesome...thanks for the great info...
LOL JB are you talking to yourslef? Or you post with another name and forgot to change it |
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| jb |
The former!!!! |
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| Moonisup |
That is a very cool avatar josh!! A bit younger then I think?
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| jb |
Hello Rik!!! 8 days before the florida shows...don't you think I look like Keith around 86-89 period.!!!P.S.-before I got married, I got sex a lot!!!!...and I mean good sex..not the boring sex I have with my wife ...like tonight..she wants another dam baby...wants a girl!!!
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| Moonisup |
well you should have to do some work tonight then!!! haha HAve fun with making the babies!! |
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| jb |
The only fun is thinking of my hot little Italian secretary while doing it with the wife....do not, I repeat, do not, get married if you want to have really dirty sex....I have what is called the "Madonna" syndrome....once your wife has children, you tend to think of her more as the mother of your kids than a sexual object...it's sad but true....cheating is not really a good thing, but a necesasry evil to keep yourself rooted!!!
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| Moonisup |
I have heard that many times, you are not the only one who says that!
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| jb |
It is true Rik...without porno movies and mistresses , no sane man could remain married....The prostitute, or call girl, plays a very useful role as one can live out thier fantasies without risk ....you have plenty of time...enjoy oral sex while you are young....enjoy the strip show of your girlfriend in Victoria Secrets lingerie....you are the future!!! |
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| parmeda |
jb...OMG!
This thread really took off in its own little direction, lol...but, first things first.
How was your birthday last week? Turning 40 wasn't as tramatic as people make it out to be, huh? You seemed to have bounced back quite well from it. (The new avatar, well mixed...)
I see you have a thing for us Italians. Does your secretary know the language? Whisper this into her ear the next time you happen to casually pass her...
" La mia bellezza. Il mio amore. Sono il suo schiavo. "
(Definately an advantage...not that you need it. But, I couldn't pass this one up...)
Ciao my friend!
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| luxury1 |
jb--you sure your wife doesn't read Rocks Off?? You could be in for it! How do I know, you ask? |
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| Maxlugar |
What do you mean no risk Josh?
There's plenty of risk of HIV, Herpes, VD, Heebee Jeebees, Hop Bop A-loo Bop, Wop Bam Booms......
Don't bring any of that stuff home to your poor wife.
Stick to the fantasies of your hot guinea wop secretary.
You got pictures of her? I'd like to check her out.
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| Nellcote |
His wife should be cannonized for sainthood. |
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| nankerphelge |
jb, what THE fuck are you thinking. Never write it when you can say it. Never say it when you can wink it.
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| jb |
Thanks Parmeda for the advice!!! And thank you Max for the warning...my secretary looks like the young Susanna Hoffs(?) , former lead singer for the girl group the Bangles....I seem to go for this type as the wife has a similar look....and rtruthfully, we are just very good friends...
Now, I had a major blow-out with the wife last night ....I told her that I was taking a friend to the first Stones show next week....She asked how much the ticket cost....I never, repeat, never have discussed the cost of Stone tickets with my wife....(always have separate credit cards which go to your business address)...Well....I decided to be truthful and told her it was 1500.00 per ticket....the next thing I know, I was told that this is outrageous and that under no circumstances was I giving away a 1500.00 seat....I explained to her that no matter what the ticket cost i would have bought it and that that the broker would not sell a single ticket...next, I was told "fine"...I am now going to look at the "Oaks" whose homes start out at $700,000!!! "If you can be a big shot and spend thousands on tickers, and then just give them away, I want a bigger home..after all, as you said, we can afford it"....After about another 10 minutes of cursing, screaming, and telling the kids to get in their rooms, we both calmed down...I told her to put the house up for sale and get your realtor-mother to start looking b/c in january, I anticipate spending another 4000 on tickets for MSG....she said fine as long as she can stay in the city wioth her girlfriends during the shows....The moral of the story...it is much better to be dishonest with your spouse and I will never make this mistake again... |
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