| 11th October 2007 05:43 PM |
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| fireontheplatter |
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Saint Sway wrote:
funny thing is if I was at a Stones concert and saw a complete tool wearing this goofy corncob t-shirt, the first thing that would pop in my head is "Hey, I bet thats 'fireontheplatter'!"
i heard that.....namecaller overated black crows freak. |
| 11th October 2007 07:20 PM |
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| LadyJane |
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Gazza wrote:
Remember last year's Thanksgiving gem. I DEFY rs.com to top this one.
Hideous!!
Look what I found! Still plenty of these for sale 
"Black 100% cotton t-shirt featuring a full cartoon flashing some classic tongue"
"White 100% cotton t-shirt featuring an interesting cartoon showing it's classic tongue."
Nothing beats these three. Nothing. 
LJ.
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| 11th October 2007 07:59 PM |
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| fireontheplatter |
fuck gumby
the thanksgiving corn cob t shirt idea is the coolest.
if anyone has a large one for sale....let me know. |
| 12th October 2007 11:15 AM |
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| speedfreakjive |
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Gazza wrote:
Where's my fucking DVD you bastards?
Ah sorry, we're too busy churning out Halloween merchandise for you - even though hardly anyone outside the US takes it seriously and 99.9% of the entire fan club membership aren't children and probably havent gone Trick or Treating since Brian Jones died.
Maybe next month.
Uh, scratch that....thats when we have to do the Thanksgiving mailshots to all those countries around the world who also celebrate it. What do you mean its only a holiday in the US?
Ok..December it is, then...oops...sorry, we'll be too preoccupied with dreaming up Christmas shite which will no doubt involve Rudolph's Red Nose with a big fucking tongue on the end of it.
After that we have a window of about two months before we start trying to hock St Patricks Day kitsch to Japs and South Americans (and even the Irish who would never dream of wearing such tacky nonsense) so you might get your DVD in February.
Just in time for the announcement of the new tour so we can tempt you into parting with another $100 so you can register for presales for non existent theatre shows before you settle in desperation for nosebleeds in 25,000 seater arenas instead.
[Edited by Gazza]
come on, its only a bit of fun, if I had children I'd love to see them in a small hat of t-shirt |
| 12th October 2007 11:33 AM |
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| Ade |
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Gazza wrote:
Ok..December it is, then...oops...sorry, we'll be too preoccupied with dreaming up Christmas shite which will no doubt involve Rudolph's Red Nose with a big fucking tongue on the end of it.
After that we have a window of about two months before we start trying to hock St Patricks Day kitsch to Japs and South Americans (and even the Irish who would never dream of wearing such tacky nonsense) so you might get your DVD in February.
[Edited by Gazza]
you forgot the crap they peddle for Valentine's Day. |
| 12th October 2007 11:52 AM |
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| Gazza |
Bollocks. May 2008 it is then. Just after the Easter Bunny with Lapping Tongue mailshots |
| 12th October 2007 11:57 AM |
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| Saint Sway |
On Groundhog Day, if you buy the Tongue w/the shadow t-shirt, you get an extra six weeks added on your Fan Club Membership.
but if you only buy the groundhog/tongue t-shirt without the shadow you get automatically charged another $100
[Edited by Saint Sway] |
