October 14th, 2005 06:15 PM |
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jcdesq |
Was wondering what has had a bigger impact on the world, "A Bigger Bang" or this:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=%22cory+williamson%22+princess&btnG=Search
By the way, to Ventilatorblues72, sounds like you have already fooled around with this chick. I would drop those bags right now. Just remember, the attention and sex may feel good, but the aftermath is can be brutal. Bad boy feelings and an unpredictable chick threatening to call your house. Plus you will be distracted until January,and after you work this big night up in your head, there is bound to be a letdown. There are no winners in a situation like yours.
I recommend taking some acidophilus. It is a bacteria found in yogurt. It can be found in chewable form at whole foods. Anyway, take this three times a day, and the next feces you will make will be like a brick. Sometimes they will be so big and solid that you won't even need to wipe. I would wipe anyway, because it is the sanitary thing to do, but also, the very size of the poop may make your bottom bleed a little. Don't worry about this though, just worry about ruining your family and kid's home. |
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