Anyone hear about Cruise building a bunker under his mansion. It's to prepare himself from invasion of aliens. Think he's gone too far this time.
2nd October 2007 06:09 PM
Starbuck
quote:Anyone hear about Cruise building a bunker under his mansion. It's to prepare himself from invasion of aliens. Think he's gone too far this time.
2nd October 2007 10:26 PM
glencar
I believe Mr. Tom Cruise posts here as "Ten Thousand motels." There are several disturbing similarities.
2nd October 2007 10:36 PM
mrhipfl
quote:glencar wrote:
I believe Mr. Tom Cruise posts here as "Ten Thousand motels." There are several disturbing similarities.
outlandishly good looks?
2nd October 2007 10:57 PM
glencar
He's never posted his photo...he never makes any concerts...he never leaves Maine. Probably not Cruise after all!
2nd October 2007 11:08 PM
Bloozehound
I seen the aliens too
their here
3rd October 2007 01:53 AM
BONOISLOVE
This is so important news, I just soiled some panties (and they're not even mine!!)!!
3rd October 2007 03:44 AM
EELPIE
quote:BONOISLOVE wrote:
This is so important news, I just soiled some panties (and they're not even mine!!)!!
3rd October 2007 01:12 PM
Ten Thousand Motels
quote:glencar wrote:
He's never posted his photo...he never makes any concerts...he never leaves Maine.
I wish you wouldn't lie about me like that. All three points are a lie.
3rd October 2007 01:26 PM
pdog
3rd October 2007 01:57 PM
Ten Thousand Motels
quote:Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
I wish you wouldn't lie about me like that. All three points are a lie.
CHECKMATE?
3rd October 2007 01:59 PM
glencar
Declaring it for yourself, fuckwad? You're a total idiot & I'm still angry about that dumb thread you started & then deleted later. Grow up, douche!
3rd October 2007 02:07 PM
Ten Thousand Motels
quote:glencar wrote:
Declaring it for yourself, fuckwad? You're a total idiot & I'm still angry about that dumb thread you started & then deleted later. Grow up, douche!
I can't help it if you can't take a joke.
3rd October 2007 02:08 PM
glencar
No, you can't; nor can I help it if you are a total idiot.
3rd October 2007 02:17 PM
Ten Thousand Motels
quote:glencar wrote:
No, you can't; nor can I help it if you are a total idiot.
Uhhh....I'm rendered speechless.
3rd October 2007 05:03 PM
GotToRollMe
quote:pdog wrote:
Oh shit.
I almost hocked up a lung just now!
3rd October 2007 05:05 PM
pdog
quote:GotToRollMe wrote:
Oh shit.
I almost hocked up a lung just now!
There's some seriously weird shit out there?
3rd October 2007 05:40 PM
GotToRollMe
quote:pdog wrote:
There's some seriously weird shit out there?
Swallow. The flavor is like a fist!
4th October 2007 07:58 PM
JaggerLips
He's a Scientologist after all a cult follower. Used to like Cruise, went off him after the split with the lovely Nicole Kidman, she's better off without him!
My Tom Cruise impersonation.
Come help support the local film scene, and attend the Oakland International
5th October 2007 12:22 PM
guitarman53
quote:JaggerLips wrote:
He's a Scientologist after all a cult follower. Used to like Cruise, went off him after the split with the lovely Nicole Kidman, she's better off without him!
Right On! shows what happens when one joins a cult.
5th October 2007 01:03 PM
sirmoonie
quote:guitarman53 wrote:
Right On! shows what happens when one joins a cult.
If Tom Cruise starts listening to the Beatles, only god knows howe many people will be killed.
5th October 2007 02:04 PM
guitarman53
quote:sirmoonie wrote:
If Tom Cruise starts listening to the Beatles, only god knows howe many people will be killed.
I certainly don't consider The Beatles a cult, but if fools like Charles Manson listens to their music, & kills people, it ain't because of The Beatles, it's fools like that.
5th October 2007 02:23 PM
sirmoonie
quote:guitarman53 wrote:
I certainly don't consider The Beatles a cult, but if fools like Charles Manson listens to their music, & kills people, it ain't because of The Beatles, it's fools like that.
I would kill for some Oaxacan. I would physically fucking kill for Oaxacan.
5th October 2007 07:41 PM
Freejack
Private lessons with Tom Cruise and the Black Widow.
5th October 2007 07:42 PM
Freejack
Private lessons with Tom Cruise and the Black Widow.
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