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6th October 2006 12:59 PM
Ten Thousand Motels Just a bit of appreciation for the new House Speaker. Hillary Clinton, to me is actually quite unattractive....but I think Nancy Pelosi must have been quite attractive....in her day. Maybe it's just me...
6th October 2006 01:02 PM
pdog Nancy was hot a few decades ago! Now she's all about pushing the gay agenda!

The Homosexual Agenda
8:00 a.m. Wake up. Wonder where you are.

8:01 a.m. Realize you are lying on 100 percent cotton sheets of at least a 300 count, so don't panic; you're not slumming.


8:02 a.m. Realize you are actually in your own bed for a change. Wake stranger next to you and tell them you are late for work so won't be able to cook breakfast for them. Mutter "sorry" as you help him look for his far-flung underwear. You find out that you tore his boxers while ripping them off him last night, so you "loan" him a pair of boxer-briefs, but not the new ones because you never intend to see him again.


8:05 a.m. Tell the stranger, whose name eludes you, "It was fun. I'll give you a call," as you usher him out the door, avoiding his egregious morning-breath.


8:06 a.m. Crumple and dispose of the piece of paper with his telephone number on it when you get to the kitchen.


8:07 a.m. Make a high protein breakfast while watching the Today show. Wonder if the stories you've heard about Matt Lauer are true. Decide they must be.


8:30 a.m. Italian or domestic? Decide to go with three-button Italian and the only shirt that is clean.


8:45 a.m. Climb into red Z4 and try not to look too much like Barbie driving one of her accessories as you pull out of your underground parking. Revos or Armanis? Go with Revos.


9:35 a.m. Stroll into office.


9:36 a.m. Close door to office and call best friend and laugh about the guy who spent the night at your condo. Point out something annoying about best friend's boyfriend but quickly add "It doesn't matter what everyone else thinks, just as long as you love him."


10:15 a.m. Leave office, telling your secretary you are "meeting with a client." Pretend not to notice her insubordinate roll of her eyes (or the cloying "poem" she has tacked to her cubicle wall).


10:30 a.m. Hair appointment for lowlights and cut. Purchase of Aveda anti-humectant pomade.


11:30 a.m. Run into personal trainer at gym. Pester him about getting you Human Growth Hormone. Spend 30 minutes talking to friends on your cell phone while using Hammer Strength machines, preparing a mental-matrix of which circuit parties everyone is going to and which are now passe.


12:00pm Tan. Schedule back-waxing in time for Saturday party where you know you will end up shirtless.


12:30 p.m. Pay trainer for anabolic steroids and schedule a workout. Shower, taking ten minutes to knot your tie while you check-out your best friend's boyfriend undress with the calculation of someone used to wearing a t-back and having dollars stuffed in their crotch.


1:00 p.m. Meet someone for whom you only know his waist, chest and penis size from AOL M4M chat for lunch at a hot, new restaurant. Because the maître d' recognizes you from a gay bar, you are whisked past the Christian heterosexual couples who have been waiting patiently for a table since 12:30.


2:30 p.m. "Dessert at your place." Find out, once again, people lie on AOL.


3:33 p.m. Assume complete control of the U.S., state, and local governments (in addition to other nations' governments); destroy all healthy Christian marriages; recruit all children grades Kindergarten through 12 into your amoral, filthy lifestyle; secure complete control of the media, starting with sitcoms; molest innocent children; give AIDS to as many people as you can; host a pornographic "art" exhibit at your local art museum; and turn people away from Jesus, causing them to burn forever in Hell.


4:10 p.m. Time permitting, bring about the general decline of Western Civilization and look like you are having way too much fun doing it.


4:30 p.m. Take a disco-nap to prevent facial wrinkles from the stress of world conquest and being so terribly witty.


6:00 p.m. Open a fabulous new bottle of Malbec.


6:47 P.M. Bake Ketamine for weekend. Test recipe.

7:00 P.M. Go to Abercrombie & Fitch and announce in a loud voice, "Over!"

7:40 P.M. Stop looking at the photographic displays at Abercrombie & Fitch and go to a cool store to begin shopping.

8:30 p.m. Light dinner with catty homosexual friends at a restaurant you will be "over" by the time it gets its first review in the local paper.


10:30 p.m. Cocktails at a debauched gay bar, trying to avoid alcoholic queens who can't navigate a crowd with a lit cigarette in one hand and a Stoli in a cheap plastic cup in the other. Make audible remark about how "trashy" people who still think smoking is acceptable are.


12:00 a.m. "Nightcap at your place." Find out that people lie in bars, too.




[Edited by pdog]
6th October 2006 01:08 PM
nankerphelge She never blinks!

What is up with that?
6th October 2006 01:10 PM
Ten Thousand Motels
quote:
pdog wrote:
Nancy was hot a few decades ago!



I never could get off on most powerful female politicos. Hillary wasn't a looker. My own Senators, Collins and Snowe, are dogs....Mrs Thatcher was a bit too rough around the edges....and Madeline Albright was hopeless. Benazir Bhutto looked pretty good though...once.
6th October 2006 01:11 PM
LadyJane
quote:
nankerphelge wrote:
She never blinks!

What is up with that?



It's called SURVIVAL technique.

A woman on Capitol Hill during these times dare not EVER close her eyes!!!!!!

LJ.
6th October 2006 01:11 PM
pdog
quote:
nankerphelge wrote:
She never blinks!

What is up with that?



It's the whiskey stare or botox, she like others in Congress drinks too much and hates herself for being molested...

6th October 2006 01:12 PM
pdog
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
Hillary wasn't a looker.



6th October 2006 01:12 PM
pdog
quote:
LadyJane wrote:


It's called SURVIVAL technique.

A woman on Capitol Hill during these times dare not EVER close her eyes!!!!!!

LJ.



6th October 2006 01:13 PM
rasputin56

I'd consider switching to the Republican side in Cali for her.
6th October 2006 01:15 PM
nankerphelge "A woman on Capitol Hill during these times dare not EVER close her eyes!!!!!!"

Boys either, apparently!
6th October 2006 01:16 PM
pdog
quote:
rasputin56 wrote:
I'd consider switching to the Republican side in Cali for her.



you need to fantasize about her, b/c this is who will be fucking you!
6th October 2006 01:19 PM
LadyJane
quote:
nankerphelge wrote:
"A woman on Capitol Hill during these times dare not EVER close her eyes!!!!!!"

Boys either, apparently!



LMAO....good point!!!!!!!!!!

The boys have to keep their eyes open now that Slick Willy is gone!!!!!!!!!!

LJ.
6th October 2006 01:21 PM
pdog
quote:
LadyJane wrote:


LMAO....good point!!!!!!!!!!

The boys have to keep their eyes open now that Slick Willy is gone!!!!!!!!!!

LJ.



I'm going out on a limb here, but I'd say everyone in DC politics closes their eyes during sex...
Not too many lookers, if you know what I mean!
6th October 2006 03:23 PM
Ten Thousand Motels Headline on Drudge...
'MAYBE IT WILL TAKE A WOMAN TO CLEAN UP THE HOUSE'
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061006/ap_on_el_ge/pelosi_time_1
6th October 2006 03:35 PM
GotToRollMe
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:


I never could get off on most powerful female politicos. Hillary wasn't a looker. My own Senators, Collins and Snowe, are dogs....Mrs Thatcher was a bit too rough around the edges....and Madeline Albright was hopeless. Benazir Bhutto looked pretty good though...once.



True, the women may not be "lookers," but the men give new meaning to the term "fugly."
6th October 2006 03:49 PM
Dan
quote:
pdog wrote:

Not too many lookers, if you know what I mean!



Yet not entirely unheard of

6th October 2006 04:09 PM
mojoman
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
Just a bit of appreciation for the new House Speaker. Hillary Clinton, to me is actually quite unattractive....but I think Nancy Pelosi must have been quite attractive....in her day. Maybe it's just me...



back in the day. mrs pirro too!!!!
6th October 2006 07:20 PM
Lethargy
quote:
pdog wrote:


you need to fantasize about her, b/c this is who will be fucking you!




Is that a real pic of Arnold? No way! That has to be a fake. Otherwise, Whoa! Can't believe he'd let himself turn into that.
6th October 2006 08:05 PM
pdog Not a fake...
7th October 2006 02:25 AM
Brainbell Jangler
7th October 2006 03:38 AM
sirmoonie
quote:
Lethargy wrote:


Is that a real pic of Arnold? No way! That has to be a fake. Otherwise, Whoa! Can't believe he'd let himself turn into that.


He's a scumbag Nazi. All Germans end up like that.

WWII vets, those of the fatal kind, puke in their graves in the realization that some Nazi is in power.
7th October 2006 06:38 AM
Ten Thousand Motels

Barbara Merrill is an American politician from the U.S. state of Maine. Elected as a Democrat to the state legislature, she left the party in 2006 and is now an Independent candidate for Governor of Maine. If elected, she would be the third Independent Governor of that state (after James B. Longley and Angus King) and its first female Governor.

Merrill was born Barbara Butler in a U.S. Army hospital in Frankfurt, Germany. Her father, Charles Butler, was a West Point graduate who served in the Korean War, rose to the rank of Colonel, and was killed in Vietnam when Merrill was in high school.

She attended Waterville High School and the University of Maine, where she earned a law degree. After working for the law firm of Verrill Dana, she opened her own practice with her husband, Phil Merrill. In her practice, she became a lobbyist, working mainly for non-profit organizations, before the state legislature. In 2004, she ran as a Democrat for the Maine House of Representatives in heavily-Republican Appleton. She won the general election with over 60% of the vote.

7th October 2006 02:15 PM
Lethargy
quote:
pdog wrote:
Not a fake...



He looks terrible, even for a guy his age. Yikes. Maybe the steroid use comes back to haunt you - I've heard that.

I'm still voting for him in November, though...
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