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Topic: Foley says he has "behaviorial problems" (NSC) Return to archive Page: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17
6th October 2006 10:46 AM
sirmoonie So do you guys think these insane North Koreans are going to test a nuke? Holy moly, them dudes is crazy.

6th October 2006 10:48 AM
rasputin56
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:


The sad part about it ....is that it was all so predictable....half a trillion dollars and a police state later.



Who are you kidding? No one could have ever predicted an insurgency with the major factions who historically have been at odds for a thousand years each vying for power by any means necessary? Condi visits Baghdad yesterday wearing a flak jacket after circling the airport for an hour because of mortar fire and has her meetings disrupted because power went out again for an hour? I won't even start with the American casualties this month. Good thing that $20 million was re-upped in the budget for the big victory in Iraq hoedown.

Stay The Course.™

6th October 2006 10:50 AM
rasputin56
quote:
sirmoonie wrote:
So do you guys think these insane North Koreans are going to test a nuke? Holy moly, them dudes is crazy.





You know, that, too, is Clinton's fault. Maddy swapped spit with Kim and gave them all kinds of super secret stuff for kicks. Oh, and Carter, too.
6th October 2006 10:51 AM
jb The fact that many of you still have to bash Clinton, rather than coherently make a case for GB, and or why Hastert should not resign, is very telling. Much like my party in some instances, you have not offered a reasonable excuse, but simply use both the Clintons'(god bless them both) as meat to the lions. Grow up and stop talking about a guy who came from humble beginnings, and while he made some huge mistakes, tried to better his country. You see, despite my diagreement with "W", I genuinely feel he , like most public servants, is also trying to do what he feels is right for the country. However, we can all agree that hiding a potential sexual predator for political purposes is NOT in the publics best interests. The real unfortunate thing about todays politics is that no good man or woman in their right nind would ever want to go throughn the scrutiny and BS necessary to serve. Thus, the reason we no longer get great leaders from either party. I mean, if your gonna get grilled b/c you smoked a joint 20 yrs ago, what the fuck is the world coming to???
6th October 2006 10:51 AM
pdog FROM: Dennis Hastert, Speaker of the House
TO: All House Pages
PRIORITY: HIGH

RE: Intra-Congressional Miscommunications


In lieu of recent events, it is imperative that all pages be clear on their respective Representative's intent when communicating by e-mail, instant message or via traditional verbal form. Unfortunately, it is not uncommon for inexperienced and highly-expendable teenagers to misinterpret the sometimes ambiguous codes and complex shorthand used by Congressmen since the time of our great forefathers.

Below you will find a list of commonly misunderstood phrases, accompanied by their literal meanings. Please commit these translations to memory, as any alternate interpretations from this point forward will be considered a mistake on the part of the page and may result in disciplinary action up to and including premature termination and/or spanking.

Message: "LOL"
Translation: I am laughing while I type at my computer.

Message: "TTYL"
Translation: We will speak at another engagement.

Message: "How often do U work out?"
Translation: If there is a last minute vote, please contact me via my pager as I may be out of cell phone range.

Message: "What are U wearing?"
Translation: This Friday will be "Casual Friday." Please feel free to wear khakis with a matching and appropriate sport coat. Ties are not optional.

Message: "Are UR pants off?"
Translation: Please schedule cocktail meeting for next Thursday with members from the House Committee on Judicial Matters. Pre-order two cases of Booker's bourbon.

Message: "Sometimes nothing feels better than a good rub down after a long day of work. Have U been rubbed down?"
Translation: Please confirm my travel arrangements for Saturday's speaking engagement at the Elks Lodge.

Message: "Did U touch urself today?"
Translation: Please send the constituent surveys to the mailroom for automatic stamping.

Message: "R U hard?"
Translation: Be sure to get a receipt for the stamped mailings you sent to members of the League of Women Voters.

Message: "Do the girls in high school let U cum in their mouths?"
Translation: My flight departs from Reagan Airport tomorrow at 3:00 p.m. Please ship the necessary documents via FedEx to the El Paso Radisson concierge desk.

Message: "How did U become such a HOT young STUDDZOR?"
Translation: Please make a list of your high school accomplishments and attach it to a copy of your transcript so that my secretary can write a letter of recommendation to the university of your choice.

Message: "Do U like to hang around the gymnasium?"
Translation: I am considering a bid for the Senate.

Message: "I had to stroke myself a few times before I left for work today."
Translation: Many of my voters enjoy the musical styling of Billy Squier.

Message: "My cock is so stiff right now."
Translation: I would like you to schedule an appointment with members of the House Committee on Agriculture in regards to a follow-up meeting about soy product projections for 2007.

Message: "I want to see U in a steam room after the big game."
Translation: Please send a message to the CSPAN camera operator that I am not getting enough face time when I appear on the floor.

Message: "UR so tight."
Translation: You must confirm that tomorrow's dinner and cocktail meeting at the Palm will give me face time with the appropriate PAC treasurers.

Message: "I left a tub of Vaseline in your desk. Apply a generous dollop to UR pert, pubescent anus and meet me in the bathroom."
Translation: I am considering your request for a letter of recommendation for the appropriate scholarship for which you believe you are qualified.

Message: "I want U to unload it in my face."
Translation: I would like you to show my secretary how to set up a "MySpace" page so that I can appeal to the youth demographic. Please recommend bands and TV shows that are popular at your school.

Message: "I have taken a position in the Beef Caucus."
Translation: Meet me in the third unlocked stall at the ManHole, located near the Foggy Bottom Metro entrance. Knock twice and bring the heated lube I keep in my desk.

Message: "May result in disciplinary action."
Translation: There will be no cuddling.

Note From Pdog:
This is a Faux Memo, It Is Satire, and if You don't get it, then You're an idiot!
6th October 2006 10:55 AM
sirmoonie
quote:
jb wrote:
The fact that many of you still have to bash Clinton, rather than coherently make a case for GB.........


The definition of Bush Geek disease. Fortunately, this disease is treatable in many circumstances and, in fact, the incidence of it is declining exponentially as more and more becomes known about its causes.
6th October 2006 10:58 AM
Taptrick
QUESTION: serious question for "everyone" out here. How would you like to see us leave Iraq? In other words: leave right now and let will happen happen, stay till we establish a stable government regardless of cost/time, or some sort of timed pull-out/transfer?

I'm not giving my opinion. Not sure if I have one - or perhaps that it fluctuates. I will say this, I may have to go in 2007 and I don't want to. I would have to do cobat stress management in forward operating areas. I do not own a bar though.

6th October 2006 10:59 AM
pdog
quote:
sirmoonie wrote:

The definition of Bush Geek disease. Fortunately, this disease is treatable in many circumstances and, in fact, the incidence of it is declining exponentially as more and more becomes known about its causes.



Is this what Foley is being treated for?
6th October 2006 11:00 AM
pdog
quote:
Taptrick wrote:

QUESTION: serious question for "everyone" out here. How would you like to see us leave Iraq? In other words: leave right now and let will happen happen, stay till we establish a stable government regardless of cost/time, or some sort of timed pull-out/transfer?

I'm not giving my opinion. Not sure if I have one - or perhaps that it fluctuates. I will say this, I may have to go in 2007 and I don't want to. I would have to do cobat stress management in forward operating areas. I do not own a bar though.






I don't care how we leave, I just can't wait to get my invite to the $20 mil. party they're throwing!!!
6th October 2006 11:08 AM
sirmoonie
quote:
Taptrick wrote:

QUESTION: serious question for "everyone" out here. How would you like to see us leave Iraq? In other words: leave right now and let will happen happen, stay till we establish a stable government regardless of cost/time, or some sort of timed pull-out/transfer?

I'm not giving my opinion. Not sure if I have one - or perhaps that it fluctuates. I will say this, I may have to go in 2007 and I don't want to. I would have to do cobat stress management in forward operating areas. I do not own a bar though.




There is almost no solution to the problem. But here is what WILL happen: the next president will begin a phased withdrawal about 6 months into office. His opponents will call it "cut and run" and his supporters will declare victory. Anyone with any objectivity at all will see it for what it is "declare victory and go home - this is too expensive relative to the benefit."
6th October 2006 11:11 AM
Riffhard Jesus you are thick Raspy! I mean you are thick as a fucking brick! You want a link? Here big boy! Here's a fucking link! http://www.snopes.com/politics/sexuality/reynolds.asp


Not only did this asshat get a full pardon from the Rapist,he then went on to work for another liberal pervert Jesse Jackson! Your party is flat out full of hypocritical assholes,and you can puff your fucking chest out all you want,but at the end of the day you ALWAYS end up being wrong! The fact that your party thinks it's perfectly acceptable for a married man that holds the highest office in the world to stick a cigar in a subortinates' pussy and dump his spunk on her blue dress in the Oval Office while his wife is upstairs tells me all I need to know about your common sense and hypocrisy. Again,you refuse to coment on your own party's long long list of perverts because it takes you off subject. That subject,of course,being let's tar and feather all Republicans for doing FAR less than OUR OWN perverts did! Foley talked about it. Studds DID FUCK A PAGE!!!! Clinton lied about his own perversions on many many many many many many instances! Clinton DID "HAVE SEX" WITH THAT WOMAN!!! Barney Franks DID HAVE HIS GAY LOVER RUN AN ESCORT SERVICE OUT OF HIS DC TOWNHOUSE!!!


Why do Republicans hate sex so much!!! LOL! That's good!! Real good! I love sex dumbass! I just hate your obvious double standard! You keep saying that Republicans "covered up" this story. That is pure bullshit!!! I provided you with a link to prove that Democrat pervert Reynolds was in fact completely pardoned by the Rapist. Maybe you can provide a link that proves your claims about this suppossed cover up? You can't because nobody is claiming this except you and a buch of fucking liberal assholes that are trying to smear any Republican they can! You are afucking partisan hypocrite! You will never admit that your side is wrong. That's difference between us Raspy. I am goddamned glad that Foley resigned in disgrace. I hope that if he committed any legal offenses he is arrested and thrown in jail. You,and your liberal hypocritical friends,make excuses for your pathetic excuses for men. Barney Franks! Great guy! Gerry Studds! Great guy! Mel Reynolds! Great guy! Bill Clintoon! Great guy! You're a fucking joke and I have owned you once again! As always.




Riffy
6th October 2006 11:13 AM
pdog I think we should stay the course in Iraq... The media is refusing to report the good news, there is good news to report from Iraq...
Just yesterday US Military Doctors were able to remove the the bullet from the 10 year old boys leg, by removing his leg. Iraqis have never had healthcare on this level, Democrats should be flipping their wigs over this, but instead they just want to comlain.
6th October 2006 11:17 AM
pdog Riffy.. I love you bro. Do you know how insane you look by saying Democrats are pervs, in the middle of a discusioion about a Republican perv...
Here's an ex. a baseball player, we'll say Mark McQuire is complaining that Barry Bonds is taking steroids!

You're missing the big picture, our Government sucks our leader suck! It's a false sense of right and wrong, they operate on a level no one else does... It's all fantasy and games to them, to play with our fucking lives!!!
6th October 2006 11:19 AM
mojoman
quote:
sirmoonie wrote:
So do you guys think these insane North Koreans are going to test a nuke? Holy moly, them dudes is crazy.





with a penis as small as that....definately!!!
6th October 2006 11:24 AM
rasputin56
quote:
Riffhard wrote:
Jesus you are thick Raspy! I mean you are thick as a fucking brick! You want a link? Here big boy! Here's a fucking link! http://www.snopes.com/politics/sexuality/reynolds.asp





Great job, you linked to snopes (again). Where do you see full pardon for his sex crimes? Where? Dude, if that's the kind of "evidence" you hyper-emotional hypocrites who can't keep their noses out of other peoples business and then obsess over it for 30+ years, it's no wonder the Republicans could not nail Studds, Franks, Clinton, and whatever other hetero/homos you people obsess over.

Own? That's pathetic. For chrissakes, you couldn't even get the Reynolds thing right or the "immediate" resignation thing either. I'm just saddened that there are people like you that are so full of blinding hate for anyone who may differ with you that you toss aside any semblance of reason and rationality. Very sad and unfortunately, it's because of this kind of hatred that has been fostered and nurtured by those on the right for years, this country will be subjected by bitter partisanship for years to come. Congratulations.
[Edited by rasputin56]
6th October 2006 11:28 AM
Riffhard
quote:
pdog wrote:
Riffy.. I love you bro. Do you know how insane you look by saying Democrats are pervs, in the middle of a discusioion about a Republican perv...
Here's an ex. a baseball player, we'll say Mark McQuire is complaining that Barry Bonds is taking steroids!

You're missing the big picture, our Government sucks our leader suck! It's a false sense of right and wrong, they operate on a level no one else does... It's all fantasy and games to them, to play with our fucking lives!!!




Pdog! I readily admit that this fucking cocksmoker is guilty as sin! I think he is a sick twisted pervert! That is not my point. My point is very simple. Liberal clowns like Raspy refuse to acknowledge their blatant hypocrisy and double standards! Just take a look at the media feeding frenzy this story is creating! It's insane! Do you recall this kind of gleefull mental masterbation by the media,or liberal fucks like Raspy,when Franks got busted? Hell no! It wasn't there! Excuses were made and accepeted as fact! Clinton had a very long history of rape allegations and sexual predetory behaviour issues and they pretended like it was a "great right wing conspiracy!" Yet now they are calling for every goddamned Republican resignation they can get. It's just too rich! LIBERALS ARE HYPOCRITICAL ASSHOLES! PERIOD!


Riffy
6th October 2006 11:33 AM
rasputin56
quote:
Riffhard wrote:
Maybe you can provide a link that proves your claims about this suppossed cover up? You can't because nobody is claiming this except you and a buch of fucking liberal assholes that are trying to smear any Republican they can!


Riffy



No one? Fordham? Boner? No one? Maybe cover-up is a bit strong? How about this: The Republican leadership knew in advance about this guy, as early as 10 years ago and as late as a couple of months ago. I know you have access to the internet so you must be able to get news of the outside world. Even funnier at your ignorance to what has actually occurring with this scandal is the faux indignation and sheer hypocrisy by you and a bunch of fucking right-wing assholes that there is a smear campaign going on. THAT is too funny. Now, try decaf.
6th October 2006 11:39 AM
rasputin56 Just take a look at the media feeding frenzy this story is creating! It's insane! Do you recall this kind of gleefull mental masterbation by the media,

Umm, yeah, probably around 1998? Pretty much, Monica 24/7. Oh, the hypocrisy.
6th October 2006 11:41 AM
rasputin56

Boo!
6th October 2006 11:43 AM
TampabayStone Worst thread ever!
6th October 2006 11:46 AM
Riffhard
quote:
rasputin56 wrote:


Great job, you linked to snopes (again). Where do you see full pardon for his sex crimes? Where? Dude, if that's the kind of "evidence" you hyper-emotional hypocrites who can't keep their noses out of other peoples business and then obsess over it for 30+ years, it's no wonder the Republicans could not nail Studds, Franks, Clinton, and whatever other hetero/homos you people obsess over.

Own? That's pathetic. For chrissakes, you couldn't even get the Reynolds thing right or the "immediate" resignation thing either. I'm just saddened that there are people like you that are so full of blinding hate for anyone who may differ with you that you toss aside any semblance of reason and rationality. Very sad and unfortunately, it's because of this kind of hatred that has been fostered and nurtured by those on the right for years, this country will be subjected by bitter partisanship for years to come. Congratulations.
[Edited by rasputin56]




Whatever. Hatered? LOL! Hardly! I just laugh at your blind partisan bullshit. Whatever you do don't ever admit that your side is wrong. Never admit that your pervert hero Clintoon pardoned more criminals than any other president in US history. Believe what ever the fuck you want Raspy. I'll just sit back and laugh at you. And yes,I owned you once again. I always do. I always will. You're a hypocrite Raspy. You sit judgement of those whom you disagree with while giving your side a pass everytime.That,my friend,is the very definition of hypocrite,and double standard. I don't do that. I want Foley behind bars! Do you think that Clintoon should be in prison for rape? He should,but what's your take? Try and answer without being a hypocrite. He was accussed of rape on at least four seperate occassions. Two of those were from his own camp! Kathleen Wiley was a campaign volunteer and registered Democrat. Was she part of the "vast right wing conspiracy"? She got photographed at police headquarters with a busted lip and bruises that she claimed Bubba inflicted on her! She was the third person in less than a month that claimed the exact same thing!!! Please explain why this guy is a hero to your depraved party.


Riffy
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