| September 30th, 2005 04:38 PM |
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| Poplar |
mmmmmm, beer. |
| October 3rd, 2005 05:10 PM |
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| LadyJane |
Dear God...after looking at the threads on page 1...I need a fucking drink. 
LJ.
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| October 5th, 2005 09:10 AM |
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| egon |
page 2... some people just ain't trying!
A lady walks into a BMW dealership and browses around.
Suddenly she spots the most perfect, beautiful car and walks over to inspect it.
As she bends forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an
unexpected little fart escapes her.
Very embarrassed, she anxiously looks around to see if anyone has
noticed and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman.
With a pleasant smile he greets her, "Good day, Madame. How may we
help you today?"
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though
nothing had happened, she smiles back and asks, "Sir, what is the
price of this lovely vehicle?"
Still smiling pleasantly, he replies, "Madame, I'm very sorry to
say that if you farted just touching it, you are going to shit
yourself when you hear the price."
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| October 5th, 2005 09:16 AM |
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| egon |
btw, can someone (gazza?) post that "asshole quote"?
not the "egon you're an asshole", cos i already know that one,
but the one that went something like;
"opinions are like assholes, everybody has one..." |
| October 7th, 2005 03:48 AM |
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| egon |
FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!
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| October 7th, 2005 11:30 AM |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
Dead Kennedys Cancel Gig Over Beer Sponsorship
by Scott Colothan on 10/7/2005
Gigwise
Punk legends Dead Kennedys have cancelled an American show because it is sponsored by a well known beer company.
Coors were behind the gig at the Grand Olympic Auditorium in Los Angeles on October 29 so the band axed the gig.
Famously the Dead Kennedys are totally straight-edged and don’t take drugs or drink alcohol as part of their punk ethos.
An official statement from the band said: “Dead Kennedys immediately contacted the organisers to object and to discuss the removal of Coors’ sponsorship, but a suitable arrangement could not be made.”
Band guitarist East Bay Ray added: "Dead Kennedys have always been wary of corporate sponsorship and steer clear of lending our name to promote a product.
“Because we were not alerted to the ultra conservative, right-wing sponsor for this event, we could not see a reason to go ahead and perform at this show in good conscience.
"Dead Kennedys want nothing to do with this event or Coors and I am disgusted that they are now sponsoring punk shows, something they are politically at odds with."
The show entitled ‘Waking the Dead’ is still set to go ahead without the main act.
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