| 3rd October 2006 09:35 PM |
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| Nellcote |
This one's for Some Guy....
Here's Eddie doing his best Hef!!
Eddie Van Halen’s Sacred Sin Gathering
Posted by frankmeyer - Monday, October 02, 2006 1:20 PM
UPDATED: Inside The Gathering: Exclusive Photos & Tell-All of Eddie Van Halen & Michael Ninn's Sacred Sin Party
On Saturday night, Sept. 30, I went to the greatest party of my entire life. And I have been to some pretty wild parties in my day, people. But this one took the cake.
The event, dubbed "The Gathering," was a release party for the Michael Ninn-directed adult film Sacred Sin, which features two brand new instrumental songs by the great Eddie Van Halen. The party was thrown at Eddie's house (!!!) and was an extravagant, decadent affair unlike anything I have ever been to.
Yes, you read that right, the porn party was at Eddie-friggin’-Van-Halen’s house!!!
How awesome was this soirée, you wonder? Well, there were scantily clad and/or naked chicks everywhere, there were half-naked Cirque du Soleil-type performers doing acrobatics in and outside the house (see photo), there were guys on stilts walking around, there were rock stars and porn stars galore, there was an open bar, tons of great food and hor's d'oeuvres, plus Eddie played a set of Van Halen songs with an all-star backing band, and later entertained a small room with a piano recital!
Holy sh*t!!!!!
Okay, still catching my breath...but allow me to give you a brief rundown of the night’s events.
First, the guests met at a parking lot down the street from his mansion in the Hollywood Hills. You could tell the party was gonna be bangin’ just from the line of buxom babes and weirdo dudes waiting for the vans to take us into his inner sanctum.
Upon arrival to his Spanish style compound, which was adorned with candles, lights and trippy glass art for the occasion, guests were greeted by a bartender serving up Stockholm Krystal vodka, some tequila from bottles shaped like male genitalia, and any drink you could think of. After getting a cocktail, all you had to do was take about ten steps into the living room and there was Eddie, greeting guests, with a guitar strapped to his bare chest. He was happy as a clam, posing for pictures with anyone that asked (that’s Dino Everett from The Streetwalkin’ Cheetahs, Eddie and myself on the right). Eddie looked great, by the way, every bit the ageless Guitar God you’d want him to be.
The backyard was where the real action was, with a band onstage rockin’ cover tunes, bars stocked with exotic liquors, and a pool adorned with a waterslide. There were colored lights and candles everywhere, giving the area the feel of both a rock concert and a very upscale party.
After about a half hour, Eddie got up on stage and greeted the guests. “Are you havin’ a good time?” he hollered. Damn straight we are! Then he cranked up his amp and blazed through a rippin’ version of his signature solo “Eruption,” complete with nods to other classic solos like “Cathedral.” The band -- called The Starf*ckers and featuring Eric Dover of Jellyfish and Slash’s Snakepit and former Motley Crue singer John Corabi, -- then joined him as he ripped into a cover of Billy Idol’s “Rebel Yell.” Apparently Idol was supposed to play a set too, but was a no-show. His loss. Mind-bogglin’ versions of “You Really Got Me,” “Jump,” "Panama," and “Ain’t Talkin’ ‘Bout Love” followed much to the delight of the ecstatic crowd.
And what a crowd it was. There were rock stars like Guns ‘n’ Roses keyboardist Dizzy Reed (who gave a little performance on Eddie’s grand piano later that night, see above picture) and Fishbone frontman Angelo Moore, but they were dwarfed by the pure volume of porn stars in da house. A partial list includes Jessica Jaymes, Stormy Daniels, Jessica Drake, Kaylani Lei, Angel Cassidy, Taylor Rain, Nicole Sheridan, Rita Faltoyano, Evan Stone, Sacred Sin stars Nick Manning, Dee, and Monica Mayhem, and brand new Shane’s World hottie Casey Parker (left, with Eddie). Parker was a particularly fun gal to hang with, as she out-drank me in both alcohol and espresso…and that ain’t easy!
As if Eddie’s rock set wasn’t enough of a treat, he even gave a private piano recital for a small room of fans and friends (see photo). Man, this guy is such a mad scientist genius that even when he sits down to tinkle the ivories, an explosion of emotion and melody comes pouring out of him. It’s as if a torrent of music is constantly raging through his system, and he need only touch an instrument for it to come pouring out. If he were born in the 18th Century, he clearly would be considered on par with Mozart. He is that good. Seriously.
Exploring the mansion was quite a treat too. Was I more impressed with the rad Van Halen photos everywhere, the personal family photographs lined up on the walls, the Grammys and other awards on the shelves, the dentist’s chair in the living room, or the indoor racketball court that was modified for the night into an erotic art gallery? I dunno, you tell me.
Soon, the pool was filled with naked girls making out and the scent of greenery filled the air. This really was the party to beat all parties, man. Hell, even the gift bags were off the hook! They included the two-disc collector's edition of Sacred Sin, a designer wristwatch, a bottle of Stockholm Krystal vodka, and two of Eddie’s guitar picks!
By the time I left, some girl had passed out (likely due to sensory overload from all the amazingness) so the fire department and ambulances were arriving and blocking the narrow driveway so no one could get out. Smart move. Luckily, I made my escape in one of the few vans that wasn’t stuck in the entrance.
As for Sacred Sin (Ninnworx), the movie, I watched it the next day and it is indeed an impressive, sexy, and very artistic flick. The girls are gorgeous, it looks like an expensive music video, and features two music videos for the tunes Eddie contributed. You can listen to "Rise" here, or "Catherine" here. Fans of high class adult films, stunning beauties, and Eddie guitar genius are encourage to go buy it NOW.
http://www.g4tv.com/thefeed/blog/TheFeed/post/649973/Eddie_Van_Halens_Sacred_Sin_Gathering.html
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| 3rd October 2006 09:45 PM |
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| Saint Sway |
sounds like a lot more fun that the Louisville show |
| 3rd October 2006 10:00 PM |
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| Taptrick |
Brian from Mark and Brian at KLOS went to this. He sadi he accidentally found something "amazing" out about Eddie at the party - but he isn't clear if he should say anything about it. Said he was going to check to see if it was OK and then reveal if able. He left it at that.
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| 4th October 2006 03:23 AM |
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| UGot2Rollme |
cool story. Too bad David Lee Roth wasn't there to belt out a few. |
| 4th October 2006 10:52 AM |
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| Some Guy |
http://s110.photobucket.com/albums/n101/col5150/eddie/
[Edited by Some Guy] |
| 4th October 2006 01:00 PM |
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| Saint Sway |
how does Eddie go down on girls, now that he no longer has a tongue? |
| 4th October 2006 01:00 PM |
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| F505 |
Van Halen is boring! |
| 4th October 2006 01:44 PM |
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| Steel Wheels |
So are Mark and Brian! |
| 4th October 2006 01:49 PM |
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| Some Guy |
84 Dave was the epitome of cool. |
| 4th October 2006 01:54 PM |
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| TampabayStone |
quote:
Some Guy wrote:
http://s110.photobucket.com/albums/n101/col5150/eddie/
[Edited by Some Guy]
Pic #7. He gets up there pretty good for having a hip replaced. What happened to the non-reunion theory?
[Edited by TampabayStone] |
| 4th October 2006 02:02 PM |
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| Some Guy |
quote:
TampabayStone wrote:
What happened to the non-reunion theory?
Confirmation on latest Van Halen with Roth rumors:
Updated, just fucking now:
This just in...
Roth called Ed's people. Ed's people contacted Alex's people. Both people contacted each other.
After much contact, a couple of pregnancies, and a few beers,
Ed and Alex's people contacted Dave's people.
At this point, Dave's people "CONTACTED" all of Ed and Al's people.
Now all of Ed and Al's people are Dave's people.
Ed is rumored to be pissed off not to have any more people.
Dave is rumored to have named all of his newly acquired people, "Van Halen people."
Alex and Eddie are rumored to be suing Dave for copyright infringement on their name.
Dave is rumored to be suing Alex and Eddie for INFRINGEMENT FOR USING UP THE VAN HALEN NAME.
The people are rumored to be suing other people for being people.
No news is good news.
They are meeting.
They aren't meeting.
They recorded 1 song, 4 songs and an album worth of songs.
No they didn't.
Ed has half a lip and a cup.
Dave has had half the women in america, and no cup.
Alex has half a testicle, and half the required vertebrae needed to have any sort of backbone.
and the bass player, is trying to figure out the difference between Baja California, and the Yucatan peninsula.
His people are scheduled to meet with Dave's next week.
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| 4th October 2006 02:04 PM |
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| F505 |
Who cares? |
| 4th October 2006 02:06 PM |
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| Some Guy |
quote:
F505 wrote:
Who cares?
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| 4th October 2006 03:32 PM |
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| Saint Sway |
off the bat, this thread had immense potential to be funny
not so much now |
| 4th October 2006 03:36 PM |
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| Nellcote |
Sway, The Exploits of Eddie will always have humor!
BTW, I am awaiting your marching orders on the DLS/SWH
thread... |
| 4th October 2006 03:41 PM |
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| Saint Sway |
quote:
Nellcote wrote:
Sway, The Exploits of Eddie will always have humor!
BTW, I am awaiting your marching orders on the DLS/SWH
thread...
I'm leaving shortly, will be out of town until monday. You're the Chairman. You're in charge now. I have full faith in you and your genius ideas! Implement them accordingly.
Pug, said he's willing to plug the petition on WGN for us. Hopefully he remembers to wear the "Dance Bitch" t-shirt... |
| 4th October 2006 07:33 PM |
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| Poison Dart |
2006 Van Halen = Spinal Tap.
No, I take that back. At least Spinal Tap never did music for porno's.
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| 5th October 2006 12:36 AM |
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| Taptrick |
I like Mark & Brian at times. I've heard better but that is the best morning show I can pick up in Landscatter. I used to like me some Halen too - now it's just interesting to keep up with cause it's so damn weird. Eddie seems like a carnie now.
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| 5th October 2006 12:38 AM |
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| Taptrick |
Carnie:
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| 5th October 2006 05:08 PM |
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| PeerQueer |
I hung with the whole Valley porn set for a few months last decade...
it was pretty exciting for a spell, lotsa drugs, sex, dangerous people.
then it got old, tired, and very depressing. You find the drugs are low class, the sex gets entirely predictable, and all the danger is self inflicted loathing.
Those people are terribly fucked up.
Sad-Sad-Sad
P.S. Jenna's cooter smells like dirty socks dipped in patchouli... |
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