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Topic: I like burritos! Return to archive Page: 1 2
09-25-03 05:26 PM
Riffhard Yup. I said it! I stand by it as well! I really like burritos! I'm talking about REAL BURRITOS. Not this Tex-Mex/Cali shit! No rice or lettuce in my burritos baby! A good burrito with monteryjack and a good sauce smothering it! My burritos must look like the one you see inside the ZZ Top album Tres Hombres! Now that's a goddamned goodlooking burrito! Yeah,burritos and Tecate Beer! There's a combo for you! Ofcourse I wouldn't want to offend our friends over at the Tell Me board so I would have Exile cranked up to 11 while I chowed down on my burrito and swelled my Tecate!


"You can't hold a real burrito Ronnie! Use your fork! Jackass!"


Riffhard
09-25-03 05:28 PM
gypsy Sometimes I like those PATIO microwave bean and cheese burritos.
09-25-03 05:31 PM
egon whilst playing the stones gyps,

say you eat them whilst playing the stones!
09-25-03 05:35 PM
steel driving hammer I fucking love burritos.

With extra Guacamole and the good spicy Chorizo.
09-25-03 05:39 PM
egon and then you play the stones right?
09-25-03 05:43 PM
caro Egon... I just finished an old bottle of wine while looking at Rocks off
09-25-03 05:46 PM
egon you see that's the spirit!

right on topic, very stone related.

how was the wine btw?
09-25-03 05:49 PM
caro old...
not like "good old wine", but like "cheap rose wine that you kept too long in the fridge cause you couldn't stand the thought of putting it in the garbage"
But the Rocks off was good
09-25-03 05:51 PM
egon oooooh rose. i like rose wine.

never used to touch it, until i moved to the south of france.
now i drink barrels of the stuff. (well quite a bit anyway)

i love rose. i also love the rolling stones btw.
09-25-03 05:52 PM
Riffhard Only a hypocritical lying sonofabitch would eat a real full on Mexican burrito without listening to the Stones at 11 egon! Everyone here at RO loves burritos while listening to Handsome Girls,Brussells Affair,etc. That's just the way we do it!


Riffhard

PS-gypsy my love, I'm afraid I can't quite get a taste for the frozen Patio brand burritos. They give ya the trots. If you take my meaning!
09-25-03 05:55 PM
gypsy Well, eating them whilst listening to the Stones was just a given!

In case you hadn't heard, riffy, I have Irritable Bowel Syndrome...caught it from Joey...I snort snot and shit liquid.
09-25-03 05:56 PM
egon but of course riffie!

however we have to make sure we always stay on topic....


kinda like that new remix of sympathy.
09-25-03 05:57 PM
caro I drink barrels of the stuff too...I'm glad I'm a girl, cause that way, people don't bother to tell you that you have no sense for real good wine. They're just a little depressed when they find nothing else than rose in the fridge.
What do you mean by "I love the Stones"?
09-25-03 05:58 PM
Joey " In case you hadn't heard, riffy, I have Irritable Bowel Syndrome...caught it from Joey...I snort snot and shit liquid. "

I.B.S. is no laughing matter my Princess .

Just ask my Dry Cleaners !

{ CA - RACK }

Single Ronnie .

Joe Sea !

09-25-03 06:01 PM
gypsy When I had my colonoscopy last year, they gave me the pictures of my colon.
Joey, WTF is that all about? Why would anyone want pictures of their colon?
09-25-03 06:04 PM
steel driving hammer Why they want to see the pictures?

It stems from human beings always wanting to see their shit before they flush.

Ouuuuu.

Double Ronnie! LOL.
09-25-03 06:06 PM
egon [quote]caro wrote:
>I drink barrels of the stuff too...I'm glad I'm a girl,
cause that way, people don't bother to tell you that you
have no sense for real good wine. They're just a little
depressed when they find nothing else than rose in the
fridge.


here in the south you can drink it without being ridicult (did i spell that right? big word!)

bit of ice in it. drink it while sitting in the sun and make sure you have a full bottle just for you.

remember; there's no 'sharing' in 'rose'.



>What do you mean by "I love the Stones"?

we have to stay on topic, even if we don't. see another thread here. i mean i love the stones in a completely non sexual, completely hetrosexual way.... though i do get slightly excited when i see mick prancing around on stage.
what does that mean?

so,

did you buy the new remix of sympathy yet? what you think?
09-25-03 06:07 PM
Riffhard Oh my dear gypsy are you telling me that noone warned you of Joey's diseases?! Never,I repeat, never play anal tag with Joey! If you don't beleive me just ask his dry cleaners! My god girlfriend get yourself to a proctologist ASAP!! I'll be praying for you now that I know your puppy is safe!


Riffhard

PS-Maybe you caught Parvo from Joey? Have you stepped in his feces recently?


developing.....
09-25-03 06:08 PM
egon why am i telling you all this? i justed noticed YOU are french!
09-25-03 06:09 PM
gypsy Well, sometimes I make copies of radiographs for my patients...I can understand wanting an x-ray of your broken arm or whatever. But, why would I want a giant blown-up picture of my colon?
I seriously thought about making greeting cards out of them...but I threw them away when we moved into our house last month.
By the way, there was nothing wrong with me...just some kind of bacterial thing from bad water I drank while in Texas. My colon is fine.
09-25-03 06:15 PM
caro uh, actually, it makes sense to tell me all that, cause I live in Paris. And it's quite difficult here to sit in the sun with a whole bottle of rose, for the simple reason that there's no sun.
Did you ever try to drink bandol while listening to 100 years ago?
09-25-03 06:19 PM
egon oeeeeeh bandol, very good choise!

cote d'aix also nice.

they both go with pretty much any stones album,
apart from dirty work.

that album goes quite well with beer, i'd say.
09-25-03 06:22 PM
caro yes.

btw, i don't like beer.
09-25-03 06:22 PM
gypsy Wine, colons, burritos...
09-25-03 06:25 PM
caro ...would make a nice title for the new album.
09-25-03 06:28 PM
Riffhard Uh,...excuse me but, egon and caro, this thread is about burritos and the Stones. If you want to start a thread on French wine and the Stones please feel free to do that. It is of the utmost importance that we stay on topic!


Riffhard

PS- God I loves me a good burrito while listening to the Stones!
09-25-03 06:32 PM
caro sorry riffhard.
I would've posted on topic, but I don't know what exactly a burrito is. If you compare it to a hot dog, for example? Can you drink wine along with it?
09-25-03 06:38 PM
steel driving hammer Whats a good Stones song to listen to while eating a Burrito?

Casino Boogie?

Hand Of Fate?

Love Is Strong?

You don't want too fast of a song because you might get sick! LOL!!
09-25-03 06:41 PM
gypsy Beast of Burden comes to mind...
09-26-03 01:07 AM
FPM C10
quote:
caro wrote:
sorry riffhard.
I would've posted on topic, but I don't know what exactly a burrito is. If you compare it to a hot dog, for example?



It's kinda like a hot dog that's already been eaten once.

As for Gypsy's fine colon - no comment!

As for why people want pictures of their colons - in the excellent Tom Waits concert film "Big Time" he says he was in Hollywood and saw an adult theater with five X's on the marquee. "I understand ONE X...I understand TWO X's...I even understand three X's. But FIVE? What do you get with five X's? Pictures of people with their skin off?"

No, Tom..you get pictures of the inside of Gypsy's colon.




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